45 Ungrateful Bits of Trivia That We Freed From the Zoo and Repaid Us With A Vicious Brain Mauling

Careful. These wild facts don’t know their own strength
45 Ungrateful Bits of Trivia That We Freed From the Zoo and Repaid Us With A Vicious Brain Mauling

It’s our fault. We got cocky and chose not to bring in the professional fact tamers. That’s on us. We just thought that there was no way that our facts would turn on us like that. We’ve raised them since they were little tidbits, but we guess their raw, animalistic instinct just couldn’t be fully domesticated. 

When our fellow now-comatose fact finders come to, we’ll make sure to apologize. Man, we’re glad they were in front of us at the time. 

You guys be careful with these things, okay?

Bisexuality

T The amount of bisexual behavior undertaken by men and women has more than doubled over the past 20 years! CRACKED COM

Celebrity Demands

YWU muricol Before a speech at the Oxford Union (Oxford University's debate club), Kanye West wanted water bottles from the brand Volvic, but with the

Ryan Gosling

Ryan Gosling may be your teenage heartthrob, but be prepared to feel utterly disgusted by him in The Believer (2011). P He completely obliterates his

The Island

Michael Bay and his movies The Island The film is suspiciously similar to a B-movie. Robert S. Fiveson, director of 1979's Parts: The Clonus Horror, sued DreamWorks citing around 100 points of similarity between both movies. The suit was considered to have merit, but it was settled before going to trial for a seven-figure amount. CRACKED.COM

Sources: IMDb, Wikipedia
Image Credit: DreamWorks Pictures, Clonus Associates

Germs

If you want to kill germs, you use antibacterial soap. Spasoap Liquid Soap Antibacterial But using it leads to stronger germs. The problem is, antibac

Haunted White House

CRACKED ELEANOR ROOSEVELT Eleanor Roosevelt, the wife of President Franklin D. Roosevelt, said she could sense Abraham Lincoln's spirit when she stayed up late working in his bedroom, which she had turned into her office.

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Ed Sheeran

Hodor hated cameo stars, especially ED SHEERAN GAME OF THRONES CRACKED.COM I was like: 'Why is Ed Sheeran here? asks Kristian (Hodor) Nairn. He's a great guy, great musician, but why is he in Game Of Thrones? I think it's stupid. I don't mind going on the record on that. I just think it takes you right out of the world.

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Haribo

THE NAME HARIBO COMES FROM THE FIRST TWO INITIALS OF THE FOUNDER'S FIRST NAME, LAST NAME AND THE NAME OF HIS HOME TOWN. HANS RIEGEL FROM BON NN, GERMA

The Solar System

YOU COULD FIT ALL THE PLANETS BETWEEN THE EARTH AND THE MOON When the moon is farthest from Earth, the distance between Earth and the Moon is so large that all the other planets in the solar system could fit in between them comfortably. CRACKED.COM

Source: Slate

Escape Boots

In WWll, RAF pilots were issued escape boots. They had a concealed knife that would let pilots cut away the upper part, leaving them with ordinary-looking shoes that would let them blend in. NOW YOU KNOW

Source: IWM

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45 Ungrateful Bits of Trivia That We Freed From the Zoo and Repaid Us With A Vicious Brain Mauling

Pocahontas

Remember the heroic story of Pocahontas? That never happened, and that wasn't her name. Her true name was Matoaka, although she commonly went by Amonu

The First Amendment

MYTHB The First Amendment establishes separation of church and state. LHURCH ST SE 100 SE ST 500 FAGT8 STATE It says that Congress can't pick one reli

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