34 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, December 19, 2025

Maybe we can all chill for a bit
34 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, December 19, 2025

Many TV comedy shows stepped up their game this year, but there’s one in particular that got all the laughs.

South Park really hit the gas in its 2025 season, proving that long-running TV shows can still be funny. Along the way, it also managed to earn the ire of just about every Trump administration official.

With its constant digs at the Trump administration and its supporters, South Park Season 27/28 was the single most political string of episodes in the show's history, which proved to be divisive in the South Park fandom. By doing so, the show was front-page news and suddenly, they found new political enemies, both in the government and in its own fandom. 

Meanwhile, South Park shattered Paramount+ streaming records and placed itself directly into the center of the conversation about the role of comedians during periods of political turmoil.

Maybe when everything feels uncertain, laughing about it can help.

People on Twitter do it all the time. Today’s funniest tweets include The Hunger Games, Chipotle’s latest launch, and stealing succulents.

kimi @kimichkis 15h S ... DID НЕ JUST ANNOUNCE THE HUNGER GAMES FACT FactPost POST @factpostnews.19h Trump announces an unprecedented four-day athletic event with one young man and one young woman from each state and territory ES NAVY RINE COR 0:11 525 20K 219K 4.8M
G ... pika capital @pikacap - 15h A pup cup for dudes in Patagonia vests Exec Sum @exec_sum. 18h BREAKING: Chipotle just introduced high protein cups Priced at around $3.82, Chipotle $CMG is rolling out this low cost chicken cup starting next Tuesday ADOBO CHICKEN 32g PROTEIN CHIPOTLE CHIPOTLE MEXICAN GRILL ALL NEW HIGH PROTEIN CUI MEXICAN GRILL 33 1.7K 36K del 1.2M
Redd inis @ReddCinema 14h S ... this just made me realize how small spongebob is and i started to feel really sad dior @deeore5 . 14h nooooo not SpongeBob 26 1K 21K 233K
Klara G ... @klara_sjo 16h YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A SUCCULENT Proplifting is picking up fallen succulent leaves (or any other plant leaf) off the floors of garden centers or pinching off leaves and taking them home to propagate-IT IS THEFT! PLEASE DO NOT DO IT. 318 2.2K 47K 739K
JP G ... @Awakenjp 12h Imagine being 14 lanes over from your exit hoops @Hoopss 12h The kind of road we need!!!! 242 3.2K 87K del 2.1M
G casey anthony funko pop @homeofsexuals. 17h ... She looks like she's stepping into the new year and leaving behind negativity fake friends jealousy p @bey4kh . D Dec 17 this is Kamala Harris for Vanity Fair btw VF.com 42 5.3K 81K del 1.1M
S ... courtney @merricats 20h In the season finale he teams up with Young Sheldon and Young Pope PORTES Film Updates @FilmUpdates . 20h The poster for Guy Ritchie's 'YOUNG SHERLOCK' starring Hero Fiennes Tiffin has been released. Premiering March 4, 2026 on Prime Video. P750 750 108 108P prime original YOUNG SHERLOCK FROM GUY RITCHIE prime NEW SERIES MARCH 4 26 995 19K 259K
G ThereGoTerry @ThereGoTerry 17h ... is this n**** the only x-man?? my god. MARKET SPORTS Marvel Updates @marvel_updat3s . 22h A solo 'WOLVERINE' movie starring Hugh Jackman is reportedly in development at Marvel Studios. (Via: MyTimeToShineHello) MARVEL STUDIOS 804 4.2K 51K 1.4M
djcows @djcows 22h s... excellent, i'll take it DOMAIN TAKEN x.com is taken We still might be able to get it for you. See How Broker Service Fee Buy It Now £77.99 ? 104 400 46K del 1.4M
s ... Barrett Adair @barrettadair. 18h americans: we cannot afford healthcare, housing, or groceries trump: FACT FactPost POST @factpostnews.1 19h Trump announces an unprecedented four-day athletic event with one young man and one young woman from each state and territory 0:14 262 19K 175K 2.3M
duck @ExtremeBlitz_. 15h s ... who the f**k is that Pubity @pubity . 21h Brad Pitt turns 62 years old today IIIII TORONTO CITI U Ontario iff TELEF CAN tiff A ti 335 593 23K 652K
W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94 13h S ... It makes me so happy that she can't buy her way into passing the bar, like it brings me unadulterated joy TMZ TMZ @TMZ.20h Kim Kardashian says she threw her back out while studying for the bar exam. tmz.me/LEu37CL Hulu 0:46 270 6.9K 135K 3.2M
Real Post Folder @RealPostFolder 21h S ... Mark now Hey pal! since you and my daughter broke MG up, am I also cut off from Netflix? As far as I'm concerned, I'm just an innocent casualty. Mark: 0:01 154 2.1K 125K 3.8M
e @wtvrem13 - 19h ... 'bring gyms into airports!' why do you want sweaty and smelly people on your plane grow up and just get a beer like normal people 41 1K 37K del 345K
Neet @neet_sol 11h ... NEET You applied for 1,000 jobs and none of them were actually hiring! alli @sonofalli Dec 17 literally who asked for Linkedln wrapped Search ... X 20 Year In Review 25 Here's a look back at your 2025 35 4K 40K 507K
We$t @flygodT 15h s ... 50 cent will do everything to make sure he meets him before next week ending My Mixtapez @mymixtapez.18h Diddy's son threatens to slap 50 Cent if he sees him!! Cap iHe RAD apita iHeart RADIO King Combs @Kingcombs On my dad, if ever see 50 Cent I'll sl ،p the f*** outta him. 686 15K 162K 4.3M
Mara s ... @wydmara .21h did you cook this shi with sunlight?? JR @ResilienceX3 22h full English brekky to start the day 65 407 10K du 125K
blu(JOLLY) @Rezexplozn . 20h G ... Parody account The big NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION label is so fi**king funny Jared Shult @jared_shult.I Dec 16 How are people this stupid 1/9 God didn't pasteurize milk, neither should you NOT FOR HOREAS NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION CONSUMPTION 165 7.6K 137K del 2M
@filmfae 21h O ... dude this is frying me Seth Abramson @SethAbramson Dec 17 OMG this is a real photo How did I not realize Kash Patel is like 4'11? BRAVE FIDELITY EXCLUSIVE LEARN THE ROPES FOX MAIN TRAINING FACILITY FOR NEW AGENTS AND ANALYSTS NEWS ALL STAR PANEL 3:05 PT BREAKING TONIGHT COMING UP 76 2K 54K 1.4M
sirhighbreed @sirhighbreed . 20h ... When I was a medical student, another med student asked, Why are we admitting this guy to psychiatry for hearing voices? Everyone hears voices all the time. I think about this a lot. 65 519 9.3K 160K
doctor idk G ... @bigmonkeong 20h can someone smarter than me explain to me the significance of the highlighted part 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm.20h New poster for Christopher Nolan's 'THE ODYSSEY' In theaters on July 17, 2026. MATT THE AHRC HOBERT LAPITA DAMON HOLLAND HATHAWAY PATTINSON NYONG'O ZENDAYA THERON A FILM BY CHRISTOPHER NOLAN THE ODYSSEY 07.17.26 SYSCOPY SHOT ENTIRELY WITH IMAX FILM CAMERAS 620 560 46K 12M
julee @juleecel 19h S ... bus driver told me to not tap my card so I thought the tap box didn't work and as I walked to the back I heard the beeps of all the people behind me paying 71 442 59K 2.4M
Covie @covie_93 . 19h ... Ok which one of handlers let him watch The Hunger Games last night???? 62 1.4K 22K 168K
Cedar You @our_decay 19h s ... Wow... beautiful brushwork... so lifelike... в della I StHubert 3 89 4.7K del 29K
mariana Z @mariana057 18h ... Did you know, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid, that doesn't fit any of your containers. 87 2K 19K 227K
s ... johnny @bigrackspart7 11h i legitimately cannot stop saying every word of this out loud to myself... they thought the big hype moment of a trailer celebrating 50 seasons of television should be a jimmy fallon name drop and a mr beast cameo ET 0:08 johnny @bigrackspart7 13h ikeep walking around my apartment saying welcome to survivor 50 mr beast and laughing my a** off. How did they think this was a good idea PROBST Welcome Survey 50 McDeunt 12 47 1.5K 246K
@mddyluvsbeatlez . . 15h s maddy ... this makes it sound like he murdered the doctors Rock History @historyrock_ 16h I had three doctors who told me-' 'If you keep going like this, I won't give you six months.' I buried all three of them. Today Keith Richards turns 82 years old. 8 182 7.3K 73K
OSCAR @now_thats_oscar Dec 18 ... how the hell did they do this in 2002 man 0:08 118 315 4K del 3.9M
meg. @wondermeg_ 22h ... forced to use the online chat ran by an ai bot for a missing package, just to get told to call a number to talk to another ai bot. GIF II 61 2.6K 41K del 382K
Lindsay Stamp @lindsaybitcoin - 23h ... There's this discourse going on on TikTok about whether you should take a $120k salary fully remote or a $240k salary 5 days in office and it's wild because theres only 1 correct answer and it's incredibly obvious. 731 613 24K 2.9M
G ... @LowkeyEnergy_ 23h spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain. Fanbact* @ybfanbact. Dec 18 Different kind of pain ? 206 11K 48K 899K
helen @helen 18h ... when i was a kid my mom HATED spongebob. i asked her to draw him for me (she's an artist).. she drew an identical sponge but with dark eye bags, a cigarette, a soul patch, and a beer. she said it was spongebobs cousin marty. anyway thats all i i think about when i see marty supreme 24 551 31K 364K
Heifer Hotline @janeinLA 15h ... unfortunately this is every single website now. cookies! subscribe! discount code! loud video! ad! are you sure?! Claire Dunphy @cee_suella Dec 17 Me logging in on SHEIN and trying to avoid the pop ups GIF II 17 3.9K 43K 467K
Dive t @Divegod .20h ... why five guys burger always look like somebody just took it out they pocket lumi @ilylumii.20h What's the best fast food burger ? Wendy's McDonald's White Castle Burger King Shake Shack Five Guys 127 836 28K 519K

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