20 Out of This World Jokes About Aliens

Why did the alien go to the doctor?
20 Out of This World Jokes About Aliens
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I don’t believe in aliens, but I do believe in jokes about aliens. I’ve seen lots of those. Here are 20 of them below as undeniable proof.

CRACKED How do redneck aliens abduct people? A tractor beam.
CRACKED What do you give an Alien when they're upset? Some space.
CRACKED What do you call an alien you can't get rid of? A Klingon.
CRACKED How do you get a baby alien to sleep? You rocket
CRACKED What do aliens spread on their toast? Space jam.
CRACKED What do aliens on the metric system say? Take me to your liter.
CRACKED What's an alien's favorite dance? The Moonwalk.
CRACKED What do aliens wear to formal events? Space suits.
CRACKED Why did the alien go to the doctor? Не looked a little green.
CRACKED How do aliens pay for coffee? With star bucks.
CRACKED What do aliens like to read? Comet books.
CRACKED Why did it take so long for the alien to throw a party? It took a while to planet.
CRACKED What do aliens like to drink? Gravi-tea!
CRACKED What is an alien's favorite candy bar? A Mars bar.
CRACKED Why did the aliens need maids on their space ships? To clean up the cosmic dust.
CRACKED Where do space aliens go to college? Universe-ities.
CRACKED What kind of music do aliens like? Neptunes.
CRACKED How do aliens keep their pants up? With an asteroid belt!
CRACKED What do you call an alien with three balls? An extrateressticle
CRACKED What's it called when you get pooed out by an alien? A close encounter of the turd kind.

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