31 Impossible Scenarios That Terrify You Anyway

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31 Impossible Scenarios That Terrify You Anyway

Not everyone is scared of spiders, and demonic ghosts, and clowns that hide under your bed that only come out at night to tickle your feet and leave Hershey Kisses on your bedside table. No, some phobias are a whole lot stranger. For example ...

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FOr A LONG TIME AVOIDED ELEVATORS BECAUSE I WAS SCARED THEY WOULD NOT SUPPORT MY WEIGHT AND CRASH. SOMETIMES I STILL FEEL UNEASY WHEN THE ELEVATOR IS
I am 100% positive that if I say my social security number out loud I will instantly become a victim of identity theft.
I worry that when I turn my music up too loud on the bus, I will unknowingly grunt along with the lyrics. CRACKED.COM
There of are many cases prisoners being exonerated years later because they were innoCEnt. The I read about them more the I'm scared I'll be more fame
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Anytime I wear loose fitting pants, like gym shorts, I worry that someone will pull them down when I'm in public. CRAGKEDCON
Whenever I bite into meat that is more delicious .than I expected... I automatically assume that it is made of human meat.
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MY CHANCES OF GOING INTO SPACE ARE ABOUT ONE IN HOWEVER MANY STARS THERE ARE. STILL, THE THOUGHT OF FLOATING OFF INTO SPACE MAKES IT DIFFICULT FOR ME
After seeing the movie Cast Away, I developed an irrational fear of removing my shoes while traveling. Somehow, surviving a crash without proper footw
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I always ditch the straw when I'm drinking because I'm afraid that I might accidentally slice open my gum with its edge.
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Whenever I see a bat, D think that it's a scout for a colony that's going to attack me and get tangled up in my hair. CRACKED
I Am Terrified of Basements I occasionally have tO go into strangers' basements for work. 0 lose it if they shut the door behind me. always think that
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Whenever 0 touch something floating in the water, chills run down my spine I BECAUSE I THINK I TOUCHED A CORPSE THAT HAD BEEN DUMPED INTO THE OCEAN.
My biggest fear is that someone will mess with my food... My whole life has been nothing but a seriesof attempts to get Waiters to like me.
I'M AFRAID OF FALLING ASLEEP ON MY ARM. I'm convinced that by doing So I will cut off the blood flow for too long, and lose the use of my arm forever.
I can't drive behind a log truck without being afraid the logs will come loose and crush me. Either that, or I'll get sucked underneath it.
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I AVOID WALKING UNDER A CEILING FAN, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S WOBBLY. THE THOUGHT OF IT FALLING ON TOP OF MY HEAD TERRIFIES ME. CRACKED COM
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