30 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, December 23, 2025

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30 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, December 23, 2025

Christmas is almost here, and we’re feeling jolly.

What better way to get into the festive spirit than watching an average family hoping for a truly great Christmas miracle?

In a daring move of festive creativity, The Simpsons began its decades-long run as the most beloved adult animated show of all time with a Christmas special: “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire.”

This episode captured the essence of an American Christmas in a way that no other sitcom ever has, before or since. 

In “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire,” Bart's rash decision to lie about his age and get a tattoo causes the Simpsons family to lose its entire Christmas present budget. When Mr. Burns greedily cancels his company's Christmas bonuses, Homer is stuck trying to figure out how to put presents under the tree and food on the table simultaneously. 

With that said, later in the episode they capture the essence of a middle-class Christmas: financial struggles, parents doing everything they can for their kids, and the idea that love rises above everything else.

People on Twitter will do anything to truly capture the spirit. Today’s funniest posts involve the word air being “non-existent,” the Las Vegas Sphere, and some very strange-looking Oreos.

Katie D @KatieDeal99 13h ... I told a student I got coal once for Christmas and he said that was probably a useful gift in the time you grew up 295 3.5K 104K dil 1.1M
caitie delaney @caitiedelaney 20h ... The window for when the gas company is coming to turn on my heat today is from 7am to 8pm. Words have to mean something. That's not a window that's a business day plus overtime 19 723 33K 270K
@DistressDark 8h s ... Unhinged Brilliant Total Vision HIDE A KEY LOOKS AND FEELS REAL SECURELY STORES KEY DISCREETLY HIDE YOUR SPARE KEY 177 5.9K 74K del 1.8M
Bilbo Baggins @Jbanklestankle1 - 21h G ... Parody account New dishwasher installed 543 400 17K 378K
Commander @c0mmandderr. 21h S ... U tryna tell me these aren't oreos? abc @ABC7 Oct 17, 2018 ABC7 Eyewitness News 25 pounds of meth disguised as Aztec calendars found in Orange County abc7.la/2yNLKSk U.S. DEPT. OF JUSTICE 161 4.4K 41K 491K
G ... Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog 14h I'm convinced I could move to England and be a Michelin star chef there Bashy Mc @BashyMc1 Dec 22 Some cheeseburger that 9 2.9K 44K 673K
coral @arabelladevine 17h ... just realised the flight i thought was in two days (to JAPAN) (for TWO WEEKS) is in six hours. incredible work 96 625 77K 1.9M
Gramps @GrandpaHarris65 . 15h G ... My 6 year old Grandson Gabriel: Grandpa, that squirrel over there is dead. Me: How do you know? Gabriel: Cause I pissed in its ear and it didn't move. Me: YOU DID WHAT? Gabriel: You know, I bent down and went psst in its ear, it didn't move. 64 1.9K 46K del 482K
Klark s ... @KnightClawk 22h Curious as to what air means to you.... XynCo @xynifyy Dec 22 I finally learned how to use my air fryer 30 40 5V Train POHP 154 6.1K 84K 1.2M
figures @figxres 23h ... that's your third bowl of ice cream you fat b**ch Cjay @ced_jayy. Dec 22 samsung released a new fridge that can speak and answer questions SAMSUNG TYO ©TODAY YEARS OLD 160 7.7K 62K del 936K
Daniel @growing_daniel 13h Q... The samurai is born, not made 7 @emukaasan Dec 21 6 UT- 61 8.9K 109K 3.9M
G ... Saltydkdan @saltydkdan 15h With the power of Al you can now purchase things from a website you could already purchase from without it The future is here!!! POP Pop Crave @PopCrave Oct 15 CRAVE Walmart partners with OpenAl so people can make purchases directly through ChatGPT. A ре Walmart 93 1.9K 24K 240K
s ... Gayle Sequeira @gayle_sequeira.22h just struck me: Matt Damon Tries To Get Home INTEISTELLAR THE ODYSSEY THE MARTIAN 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm . 23h The first trailer for Christopher Nolan's 'THE ODYSSEY' has been released. In theaters on July 17, 2026. 1:53 ODYSSEY OFFICIAL TRAILER 210 6.4K 92K 2.2M
Rachel @scrap_icon 16h ... My amazing landlord came over and fixed my outlet! It doesn't work but that's fine 136 498 46K 1.5M
SPOOKY FORCE GAZETTE G ... @FrancisWegner • 19h BREAKING: White House releases a Christmas photo from President and First Lady Melania Trump. Merry Christmas from President and First Lady Melania Trump 107 2K 13K 120K
goma @soigomaa 22h ... Banging on someone's door at night to talk. @soiubashi . 22h What something that's completely normal in movies but would be weird and even psychotic in real life? 10 524 8.4K 103K
S ... maria @aqvilegias 19h i can't prove it but i know seeing mikey madison win an oscar at the age of 25 made him enter a psychosis OPATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates.20h Timothée Chalamet has become the first person to appear on top of the Sphere in Las Vegas, which has transformed into a giant ping-pong ball in honor of 'MARTY SUPREME.' 0:32 219 4.9K 116K 2.8M
7 @Utddoja 14h ... Не literally only knows two women + Matt Damon I'm crine Jennifer Lopez Updates @JLopezUpdate2 Dec 21 Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck were spotted Christmas shopping together in Brentwood. the season LEANSITHE Legien-Molic 69 3.3K 67K 1.4M
@vxunderground 18h s ... vx-underground Al companies seeing 300TB of music archived publicly 0:03 280 3.4K 56K 859K
Hix @hixerz1 14h s ... Some guy just sent me $1.2k on PayPal by accident I refunded it and he just said thank you. 18:11 59 < Back 2 Messages J Murphy 12:01 JM To: Logan Friedel > Logan, Thanks for the refund. I sent it to the wrong paypal address. The refund amount was 1184.50. Have a nice holiday. Jerome 866 1K 132K 14M
Miu @Flicky0ps.23h O ... No this is fine. The North remembers The Lickening. XynCo @xynifyy . 1 Dec 22 First deodorant and now ice cream?? ALLERGY 0000 AX DO ... set Strawberry Mint Topped Tart D II 11 rherry - Tan adidas timiteding LITERRY'S I Dad Mint Pio Topped Tart - - - 5.99 IN - 5.99 Anti 47.92 5.99 BERGUERRY'S Jast - Row five FOR F - tittee Peder Tedge ب Todty ACC NEW عربية PHIS E GROW 118 4.4K 64K del 1.1M
Jack Califano @jackcalifano 11h S ... There is (1) city in America where you don't need to own a car, and for some reason thousands of ppl from New Jersey are compelled by God every day drive through it like a race track and whine the entire time about how canal street isn't the autobahn Frank Isola @TheFrankIsola Dec 18 Ah, nothing quite like the holiday season in NYC. Canal Street is especially lovely this time of year. number Pull to MANNY 3.1 mi Centro SI- Barclays Center 620 Atlantic Ave Broadway St Greene St Greene-St 31 min + 3.1 mi
illegally blond G @kcdanger 8h ... personally, I would have made it home sooner 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm - 23h Anne Hathaway as Penelope in Christopher Nolan's 'THE ODYSSEY' 7 357 5.9K 84K
Caleb Hammer @sircalebhammer • 18h s ... There's a whole other world out there. Tim Allen @ofctimallen.20h Wrapped second season. Love this crew, staff and fellow actors. Blessed to be doing a live audience show. FAMILY IN MIRROR IS CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR Shifting Gears abc 81 94 9.5K 483K
BEARDED KIRYU @BeardedKiryu 14h s ... bill clinton taking down donald trump with him 0:04 Pop Base @PopBase. 17h Bill Clinton's office demands full transparency with Epstein files: What the Department of Justice has released so far, and the manner in which it did so, makes one thing... 32 1.2K 14K 193K
Mara @wydmara.23h S ... bro did a study abroad program JR @ResilienceX3 23h British parrot missing for four years returns speaking Spanish 105 8.9K 78K 925K
@brittlefilms 3h G ... why does she look like she's gonna ask a historian if king arthur came a lot d'Orsa I ACCEME 115 5.6K 75K 580K
Miu @Flicky0ps 23h ... Comic Rule #1: No one stays dèad except Uncle Ben XynCo @xynifyy . Dec 22 Both of these scenes mean nothing now 461 14K 178K del 4M
S King Sukuna @King_Sukunaaa.3h ... What difference does it make? Toji. @FireGoku_ 4h Got matched with the guy in front of me he didn't realize I could see the board from his side 194 857 29K del 1.4M
s ... willsus bychrist @politedeer 6h the only person to defeat both Vecna and Pennywise 81-524 0:16 From reaction videos/gifs cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic 19h Happy birthday to Finn Wolfhard, the only person to defeat both Vecna and Pennywise. 44 1.2K 37K del 777K

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