29 Trivia Nuggets From Pop Culture History For Thursday, December 25th

These facts are so good that they’re all you’re going to be thinking about. They latch onto your brain, stick their gross little heads in like ticks, and eat boring old facts that you’re better off not knowing. It seems scary, but they’re actually doing you a favor. Replacing useless facts with the primo stuff you’ll remember forever! 

The only problem is that we’re not sure how voracious their appetite is. Will they eat up your partner’s cell phone number, your childhood home address, or the combination to that safe in your closet? Only time will tell. We suggest writing all that stuff down before all you’re able to do is regurgitate sweet movie facts.