55 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of December 8, 2025

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55 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of December 8, 2025
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Earlier this week, fans expected South Park to deliver a big Christmas finale. In the promo, Stan even says that ‘everyone needs a big Christmas miracle right now.’ And honestly, we all felt the same way. 

The episode was titled “The Crap Out” and the logline read: “Satan’s due, Stan’s praying, and only a Christmas miracle can deliver the Antichrist on time.”

Well, the 2025 Christmas episode just tied up what might be a record number of loose ends. The Trump/Satan saga is now complete, the antichrist anticipation has dissipated and Christ has been born again as a non-douche.

So now, thanks to Jesus, the Marshes can return to their home. At least for the time being because let’s be honest, they’ll probably find a way to lose it again. 

And speaking of Christmas miracles, Twitter definitely lit up everyone’s week with all the jokes. The funniest tweets of the week include Duolingo getting offended and an unexpected conversation between Superman and Supergirl.

sere OFG @333deluxes Dec 7 s ... Can someone order this @ImStevan . Dec 6 STevan pause temu_serbia_official TEMU Expand Story 150 2.6K 116K 3.6M
s ... Emily Zanotti @emzanotti.21h There was an unused Target gift card on the ground near the barn. I assume it fell out of my coat, but I'm going to pretend the chickens gave me a Christmas tip. BESTING PARS P 38 626 36K 182K
Kyle Katarn @Ky1eKatarn 19h ... Wow, so apparently I've lived here for a year without knowing my driveway is a school bus pickup zone Kyle Katarn @Ky1eKatarn 19h wt* why are children gathering in my driveway?? 99 1.6K 65K 1.8M
Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo 18h ... The Suez Canal Bank rebrand event in Egypt Fip Tings Pop Tingz @PopTingz Dec 10 Katy Perry performs at the Suez Canal Bank rebrand event in Egypt. x.com/poptingzmedial... 42 1.6K 33K 966K
sadityCo @THEEDON304 Dec 6 ... what is your WiFi password It's on the back of the router Router: Lady Gaga @ladygaga Nov 7, 2012 AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRGURBHJB EORWPSOJWPJORGWOIRGWSGODEWPGOHEPW09GJEDPOKSD!!!!!!! !!!!!!0924QU8T63095JRGHWPE09UJOPWHRGWل 59 12K 139K del 2.6M
puru @oopspuruagain Dec 6 ... absolutely had a blast on a date W this person who's chronically offline, i made them laugh sm by paraphrasing the funniest tweets ik by passing them off as my original thoughts 168 5.7K 166K 2.1M
Cosmo @hornetstempest - 17h G ... When does her Visa run out Pop Base @PopBase.23h First poster for 'Emily In Paris' Season 5. Premiering December 18th. CIAO ROME. CIAO PARIS. ANETFLIX SERIES EMILY IN PARIS ONLY ON NETFLIX DECEMBER 18 291 9.7K 136K 3.5M
G ... Pukicho @pukicho.8h It's crazy how they knew the church would be there Aesthetics x @aestheticsguyy - Dec 9 Perfectly timed photo 36 1.3K 56K 641K
Lorelei @Normalssbbbx 20h S ... AI generated microwaveable cheeseburger soup in a bag - READY TO HEAT & EAT MICROWAVE POUCH 90 SECONDS SOUP Proper GOOD CRAWERS CREATIONS Cheese Burger SOUP cheese INVENTINO T.S EAT LS 283 2.9K 48K del 705K
Interesting things @awkwardgoogle Dec 6 ... You can tell he does this a lot cuz no one seems to care 0:01 From Сегодня, но только 82 7.6K 136K 957K
Jelena @Feralfairy13. 13h G... And they say romance is dead Jelena @Feralfairy13 . 1 18h My bf sent me flowers, and my dad goes what are you gonna do with flowers? When was seeing girls back in the day, bought them a bag of potatoes. At least you can do something with potatoes 75 3.1K 57K du 1.1M
$lap S ... @slvppy 14h you will never financially recover buying chicken wings from a movie theater Posting Clips @PostinClips 14h If they sold these in theaters instead of popcorn I'd be happy 79 1.5K 37K 465K
chicken boy @badrechicken Dec 7 s ... im holding him right now and he just pecked the peas on the screen chicken boy @badrechicken . Dec 7 he loves peas 85 3.4K 77K del 914K
sera @tearsnessa 20h ... Fan account sending thoughts and prayers rn to joe jonas. nothings happened to him, but the video of him attempting to parallel park has 6 million views. 14 1.5K 30K 290K
Klark G ... @KnightClawk Dec 6 a remote W disney plus on it Vaelor @vaelor0 . Dec 6 Im the most nostalgic remote... Explore Following For You LIVE 123 Im the most nostalgic remote... DOO + + Samsung TV PIUS 2.2M prime NETFLIX video Disney ... 77.5K 155 5.2K 189K 2.7M
selinam @bennynotblanco 21h O ... This old man showed up at my job today asking if we could help him activate a phone he found. Sansung GALA. - ung GALAXY 41 181 7.1K del 1.7M
down *DISCOUNT pamela @tisthepamseason 15h ... what is pro and con short for? like i always assumed they were short for other words but just realized i dont know what words they are 190 346 23K del 2.5M
Cheo Hodari Coker @cheo_coker. Dec 7 s ... Now THAT is funny. Morning Brew @MorningBrew Dec 6 To recap: HBO Max doesn't renew deal with Sesame Street Netflix picks up Sesame Street Netflix announces it's buying HBO Max... Tell HBO. I want them to know it was me 22 5.9K 63K del 2.1M
Commander @c0mmandderr. 21h s ... The sun gave your friend a mad haircut yesi @yeseniagarrcia Feb 13, 2019 the sun did us good 417 12K 216K del 3M
Commander @commandderr. Dec 6 s ... so that's not a chicken tender? Arham @mgmtarham. Dec 6 this volcanic eruption in Hawaii is unreal 190 2.8K 40K 637K
G Honey Makwakwa @HoneyTellAStory Dec 10 ... This would work on me like mad izzy @devilmeadow Apr 10, 2021 my little sister went on a date with a young farmer tonight. Не decided to gift her a 12kg wheel of cheese...? 120 11K 131K del 2.7M
JVS3PH G ... @jvs3ph 20h this and a small town where somethings not right @xangasms.20h FBI agent breakfast 266 8.5K 101K dil 2.2M
Commander @commandderr.20h s ... that's a smooth way to see god Cjay @ced_jayy.22h just finished sanding my tires so that my car will ride smoother on the interstate and honestly I kind of love this look 308 3K 35K 84
spor @sporadica 13h ... this is, objectively, incredibly funny and i cannot wait Jon Holmes @jonboy79 . 17h NEW: The #FIFAWorldCup match in Seattle on June 26 had already been designated as a Pride Match before the fixtures were decided. Now we know the teams who will play in it... Egypt and Iran. Both nations have draconian anti-gay laws.... 14 896 23K 1.4M
jay @kendallhosseini 1 16h G ... love the idea of someone who doesn't know who they are reading the morning paper just thinking the most beautiful couple in the world just dropped Ara @lefilmara 18h Did A24 actually placed an engagement announcement in The Boston Globe as part of the film's marketing? Engagements nice MEREDITH and her hurbands e closer and Ingress WIEE manipulative ade you step sup as close before ber T of getting does 4 ou taking DEL some do - this year, what rd consider and B- sending megift aftermath texting ming me 9 do some at you describe eems togo beyond I think something
emmie. @emeraldappul.20h G ... the only good option ToonHive @ToonHive 20h TH Tubi jokingly joins the bidding war to buy Warner Bros. for $36. Tubi Follow tube @Tubi tubi raising the bid to $36 The Onion @TheOnion 18h Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros. theonion.com/plex-submits-3... 7:23 PM 0 0 Dec 25 24 4.4K 87K 1M
@sammy_dray Dec 11 G Dray ... Those are his parents Omo Barca @Tobs_fc Dec 11 They stood by him when he was nobody, he stood by them when he became a star SAZURI I BARÇA any BARÇA Omo Barca SUPER PA - - 105 3.5K 89K 1.5M
Josh Billinson @jbillinson 20h S ... no comment, proceeds to comment. two words: seven words. his mind... POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.2 22h Timothée Chalamet to @ThisIsHeart on rumors he's secretly the English rapper EsDeeKid: I got no comment on that...Two words: All will be revealed in due time. heart 36 1.5K 37K 736K
Char Clover @CharClover 20h S ... e top This blew up bigger than expected. Just wanted to finish the game Football Away Days @FBAwayDays 23h Rusthall FC's number 9 (an electrician by trade), spotted fixing the broken floodlights during their game yesterday. Non league football at its finest. 9 47A A 0173 135 www.accesstro FOR 130 3.3K 49K 1.3M
s ... special k @KettyBitch . 18h The milk is sending me What's What's For Dinner? @WHATSFORDINNER . Dec 8 Dinner Full English Breakfast STELLA - ARTOIS HP SAUCE WHOLE BLACK 18 73 4.6K 97K
Mara @wydmara.22h s ... D ** n twin you bought this from God???? JR @ResilienceX3 Dec 9 You can never have too many pairs 197 2.8K 30K del 775K
Aspen goes birding @birdmoder . 10h G ... I did not know that you could draw on images doordashers send to you and I didn't know it would send the drawing back Frut en Received 2 min ago That looks fantastic Delivered now 4046 - 22 123 6.1K del 71K
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@navybih . 13h S ... I'm confused how is a Netflix special leaving Netflix Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop. 21h 'Beyoncé Bowl' is set to leave Netflix after January 5. -1 Yeah J -2 Woah J NETFLIX Beyoncé Bowl 2024 TV-PG 13m HD AD))) Last day to watch on Netflix: aary POP 5 269 3.3K 117K 4.1M
@King_Sukunaaa 23h s ... King Sukuna why you use his full government Izzo M @israeldfirzt Dec 8 Obsessed with this pic of Rihanna and As Soon As Possible 121 3.4K 64K 1.3M
Miss Gender @girldrawsghosts 16h ... we don't have time for this right now shrek Shrek @Shrek 1 18h Hey now 24 2.4K 45K 697K
Kanii @Mythicalblue_.20h S ... If I walk out hungover and the homie is cooking me this they are getting hugged from behind and a well you're up early whispered in their ear Sparky @WtffSparky . 23h Got some hungover people at the house this morning 94 643 8.6K 138K
I ASSECIAL Americana Pipedream Apparel G ... @amerpipedream 16h LIVE AMERICAN Do you guys think my tires are OK for the winter MADE IN YUGOSLAVIA 8 319 1K 44K 933K
s ... Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt . 5h nurcan777 3d Looks like same 4 Reply 2d Author drbentalei It's a facelift not witness protection 31 1.6K 53K 367K
@Dexerto 3h Dexerto ... Tourists to the US would have to submit five years of social media history under new Customs and Border Protection plans Visitors on the ESTA program would also need to submit a selfie LES TE ST UNITED UN BORDER U.S. CUSTOM 544 1.6K 7.4K del 739K
joanne Follow G ... @alexgcdiaz everyone is dressed for a different scene i can't breathe Y - I ) С 81 CC
kira @kirawontmiss . 18h ... she made the worst decision ive ever seen MADE . Made In Canada @MadelnCanada Dec 10 Canadian 20-year-old lottery winner turns down $1M cash for $1,000 a week for life. NATIONAL VINEY au Canada CANADA MERORIAL LIMA QUANTE FIE Canada Loto Québec 50 PAYEZ A L'ORDRE DE BRENDA Canada 1000 $ PAR SEMAiNE 100 EKM717035 À ViE! SSULIN new S 10 IN MEDICALE INNOVATION EKM7170354 FTP0810584 da 1.5K 512 26K 7.3M
jonathan @jnsyaaa 22h 0 ... the r/bald subreddit is an example of wholesome masculine body-positivity every post is a guy showing his clearly-past-the-point-of-no-return thinning hair & asking is it time? and the top reply is always this image 376 11K 243K 5.5M
yiyi @pianzes 9h ... whatever apple ur so goated i gotta tick off food weighing scale off of my to buy list جمعية instruptions - - GAR Weighing... Three Sou 160.6 pranti - 1 - - - I animal - - + your MT AN TY propis startos ESPO 20% b O K . M H y RV command option 49 440 9.3K del 219K
Miu @Flicky0ps. 22h s ... Good thing Spider-Man is there Kanii @Mythicalblue_ Dec 7 The hurricane in the background 72 2.1K 52K 617K
shiv roy's bob @stellamilfburn 7h G ... know this is a random cast but hear me out pika capital @pikacap 21h This is crazy. HBO should make a show about billionaire media tycoons trying to buy another media conglomerate and highlight all the behind- the-scenes drama x.com/exec_sum/statu... 21 558 8.1K 147K
Levi @WittyLevi. 8h ... Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad: 573 8.3K 55K del 1M
no context memes S @nocontextmemes 22h ... S T ... @CodeineFridge cows are pretty calm considering the whole floor is food 4:07 PM 2022-06-19 Twitter for iPhone 979 Retweets 27 Quote Tweets 16.2K Likes 39 3.1K 70K del 440K
sam @sam_niac 19h G ... my daughter lost her first baby teeth! So proud. 1.3K 1.1K 25K 485K The Scope De-Fi Follow @ScopeDefi You raising a saber-tooth tiger? 9:53 AM Dec 9, 2025 5 . 20.4K Views
@babingtond01.2 21h S ... Babington t told my boss i was going to the toilet but didn't say which one, now i'm at home. GIF inglip.com 99 1.2K 13K du 113K
Jenni s ... @hashjenni 20h Go play the lottery right now May @_ayandamay.20h Just cracked 3, double yolks in a row 77 6.4K 89K dil 1M
G ... haley @mockingjaays 13h I WANTED TO BE SURPRISED BY THIS IN THE MOVIE THEATER D ** MIT 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. 14h Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson will return in 'THE HUNGER GAMES: SUNRISE ON THE REAPING' (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n...) 107 2.7K 49K 1.1M
High T Memes @high_t_memes. 8h S ... Joshua Greene . 1y ago J Banana is such an aggressive fruit, you can add 15 fruits to a blender but add 1 banana and it's a banana smoothie 9.4K 12 472 19K del 106K
Anime Aesthetics @anime_ 18h ... Being online in 2025 be like MY MOM: ME: AI VIDEO REAL VIDEO IS THIS AI IS THIS REAL 70 13K 78K del 912K
nadi % @luvblessingz 22h ... this is what I'm trying to convey When I use @lifeofrawgirl . 22h When something don't sit right with me 64 18K 118K 1.6M

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