28 of the Funniest Assignments Students Submitted

‘A blank piece of computer paper, claiming she spilled Wite-Out on her homework’
28 of the Funniest Assignments Students Submitted

Part of growing up and looking back on your school days is realizing that you were probably wrong about who the teacher’s favorite was. At the time, you assumed the kid bringing in shiny apples and raising their hand for every question was the teacher’s darling. Once you become an adult, you realize they were probably just as annoyed by them as the rest of the class.

The student that teacher was secretly rooting for? The weird, funny one. Sure, they had to send them to the principal’s office for their odd doodles, but you know they kept the doodles to laugh at with friends at the bar later. Nobody remembers a right answer to a test, but a truly funny one? That sticks. 

Even years later, those teachers have a clear recollection of the most hilarious thing ever handed in, and thanks to Reddit, we can share in that same joy.

ZosoCub . 12y ago I taught 7th grade health and asked my students to compare/contrast two body systems using a Venn diagram. Не compared the reproductive system and excretory system and for the middle section he put sex
FalloutQueen 12y ago I was teaching 14 year old girls about Eugenics and they were finding the concept really hard how can people think like that etc etc. So I set a task where they had to create a new law that would be considered eugenic, trying to get them to think of something awful someone else might think. Anyway my favourite one by far was Blind people shouldn't be allowed to procreate because they can't see what they are getting themselves into
ElephantTrain 12y ago I teach in a community where it seems like just about everyone is related in some way. I had them complete an assignment on performing a task. The student chose to write about how to pick up a chick. Here is his worksheet. How to pick up ma chick. First talk to her. Ask her for her name. Next make sure she is not my cousin. Then ask her to go for a walk to the sandbar. Last walk her home and say good night and do it all over again.
nylonlemonpeel . 12y ago A blank piece of computer paper, claiming she spilled White Out on her homework.
EveryGoodOneWasTaken 12y ago My wife is a first grade teacher. They talked in class about recycling and so she assigned a writing prompt to them asking How would you build yourself a treehouse if you didn't have any wood? She got a lot of creative answers from kids, but one little boy handed in a paper with one sentence written on it: I would buy some wood.
boneywasawarrior_II 12y ago When my brother was a student teacher at a primary (elementary) school, he had a kid in his class called Anus (pronounced a-noose). Не has a lot of stories about this kid. One time he had the kids write what they did during the weekend and read it out to the class, Anus' story went like this: This weekend me and my sister went to the park. We got chased by a big dog. It got my sister. Then he just sat down.
thehumangenome . 12y ago I was teaching a lesson on the Dust Bowl and asked my students to write a diary entry as if they were a farmer from that time. One kid just turned in: This Bowl is such a douche.
TyElam 12y ago In high school history our final assignment was a 1000 word essay on hitlers rise to power, my friend wrote an essay about the origin of spiderman put just replaced Spiderman with Hitler. for some reason my teacher gave him a second chance.
 12y ago If you're unfamiliar, the ending to the Outsiders was a cop out. It just returns you to the beginning of the book. Total bullshit. I dislike it, the students dislike it, etc. Love the whole rest of the book, but the ending is garbage. It's like I ordered a big plate of pasta, which is great, because I love pasta, but instead of marinara, somebody took a big ol' deuce on the plate. So I assign a project where each student is responsible for an epilogue. This 8th grade kid... she hands me a 20 page epilogue
 12y ago I have an outside reading assignment for extra credit. The school's star quarterback turned in his printed copy, which was a copy of another girl's, with his name written in pencil at the top and her name scratched out.
 12y ago My u.s. history teacher showed us another student's essay in the AP exam that said The Jimi Hendrix Laws segregated the blacks. Its the jim crow laws if you didnt know.
AnsellandCransell . 12y ago My Mum's students handed in a test which had these answers: 1. Boys have fallopian tubes 2. Penises produce oxygen
awsmAnonemus 12y ago A kid a year ahead of me got into his final exam and walked out in about ten minutes. Не drew a hand turkey and wrote I'd rather be fucking my girlfriend and then left. Got a zero on the final, was probably worth it.
JesusSwallows 12y ago In high school I was a preschool teacher's aide. One day I came across a page from a coloring book, and underneath a sloppily colored picture of a girl and her horse, one of the kids had written in huge block letters BETCH. I have no idea what s/he was trying to write, but it was the funniest fucking thing I'd seen. We put it up in the office.
paleo2002 12y ago Edited 12y ago Grading student papers is an endless source of joy and pain. Some recent favorite quotes: From the beginning of time all orgasms share a similar genetic makeup... There has been some question to how life started. Some say organisms crawled out of the premarital soup... Edit (found one more) When an enemy would come to attack the Stegosaurus, it would simply just swing its spiky tail back and forth. Getting hit by that is like instant death.
Mirmy 12y ago I was teaching an ESL class and we played a game like Jeopardy. I gave the answer, they think of a question. So things are going well when I give the answer It beeps to which one little boy offered why do some people hate the duck? Anyway double points for him. Не also asked me one day who would win a fight between a ghost and a giraffe.
kc185 12y ago Not a turned in assignment. I am a band director and we were working on some music history. To give the kids a better feel for the era I had them play some simple Mendelssohn. After that I heard a student, 7th grade, say Mendelssohn must have gotten all the bitches. As a teacher, I should have gotten onto him As an musician, I agreed with him As a person, I laughed.
Khanicus 12y ago A friend of mine is studying her teaching degree and is currently doing her placement at a local high school. She posted this on Facebook a few days ago: Today in maths | was explaining 'like terms'. I said that 3p and 7p are like terms, as are 4p squared and 5p squared, because they have the same 'p-ness'. Then I realised what I said and just stopped and the class spend a fair while laughing at me. I tried to explain what I was trying to say using 'a' as an example then realised where that
Eagle_vs_Snark . 12y ago | was teaching English in Korea. My students had an group assignment to make a movie poster for a fictional animal movie. A group of boys turned in a moderately subtle picture of a masturbating monkey, titled Monkey Life. There was a monkey sitting on a stool, turned mostly away from the viewer, arm reaching for his unseen monkey wang. A box of tissue sat nearby.
KingEady100 . 12y ago My teacher told us a story about how on a test he ask students to give detail of General Lee from the American Civil War. Не then showed us a half page report on the general lee from the dukes of hazard tv show. The kid got a 95.
 . 12y ago We were studying the film What's Eating Gilbert Grape. Had a 1000 word essay to write, answering the question, What IS Eating Gilbert Grape?'. One student handed in his essay at the end, and had just written 'His mother' 500 times... Не got an A.
jbhall36 . 12y ago | had a student turn in a science fair project that was nothing but a piece of poster board with pictures of himself jumping things on his BMX bike. No title, no experiment..just six pictures. Three years later I was teaching his sister, and she turned in the SAME POSTER! I told her that if she was going to pass off someone else's work as her own, don't make it the worst project that | have ever seen. TL;DR F for him, zero for her
RIDEMYBONE 0 12y ago A girl at my school answered the following on an 8th grade health test. What two fluids travel through a males urethra? Piss and Seeman.
Babyeater11 . 12y ago Not a teacher, but in middle school, my teacher was given one of those dog ate my homework excuses. they got an F until the next day they went through their dog's crap, took every piece of paper out of it, and handed it in in a tiny box.
yofavoriteasian . 12y ago Not me but I'm very close to my old english teacher who recently told me about how one of her students handed in a paper about genocide...all typed in comic sans.
whitegirlofthenorth 12y ago I'm sad this will get buried because it was one of my favorite moments as an tutor in AmeriCorps. My first graders were learning about poetry and one of my students turned in the following: My brother went to my mother for a haircut She din't know what she was doin When she was throu he was ruin I said MY МАМА JACKED YOU UP! Не wrote the caps, too. It was great because he totally grasped the concept and also made me crack up in the office lounge while I was making copies.
I_Dream_of_Lions ® 12y ago My mother worked in an elementary school with 3rd graders for years. The students had to write their spelling words in a sentence to ensure they knew the meaning. One kid wrote the following about the word 'benign'. I'm 8 this year. I benine next year.
 . 12y ago When I was a sophomore in highschool I took marine biology. One assignment we had to do was create our own fish. Another kid in my class handed in a drawing of this huge intricate cock with fins on it.

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