34 Funny Jokes That Never Fail to Get A Laugh

Some of the best jokes take place at a bar, including this one, which never fails to get a laugh: A guy had been drinking at the bar all night and puked down the front of his shirt. Panicked, he tells the bartender that he can’t go home like that because his wife will kill him. In a stroke of genius, the bartender says, “Put a $20 in your pocket, and when she sees the puke, tell her that some drunk vomited on you and gave you the money for dry cleaning.” 

The guy goes home, where his wife sees the puke on his shirt and asks what happened. He replies, “A drunk guy puked on me and gave me the money for dry cleaning.” “Okay,” she responds, “Why do you have $40 in your hand?” The husband looks at her and says, “He also shit my pants.”

A number of Redditors have submitted their favorite jokes to regale an audience with, and all of them are bound to kill it every time — especially the one about how to tell if a guy is gay.