30 of the Most Insane Things People Have Seen at A Party

‘He had a raccoon on his shoulder snorting coke off an iPad’
30 of the Most Insane Things People Have Seen at A Party

Contrary to the assertions of Charli xcx, Kate Moss’ entire career and that one Andrew W.K. song, there is such a thing as partying too hard. Take it from one Redditor who came across a festival-goer having one hell of a night — at 6 a.m. “I walked passed (sic) a guy who was naked except tighty-whiteys, which he had clearly shat in,” he explained of his wild festival experience. “He had a kazoo in his mouth playing it on every breath as he walked by.” 

This shit-stained musician is one of many party animals who got a little too weird with it. Other Redditors shared more wild party stories, including tales of grave robbing, a stabbing and a cocaine-snorting raccoon owner.

Zealousidealist420 1y ago A girl giving away free blowjobs. There was a line and all. 8.3K Share ... killthelandlord 1y ago Did you get one? 3.6K Share ... OohSooMoist 1y ago Asking the real questions 2K Share ...
angrypaperclip118 1y ago Walked into a room where 2 girls, fully clothed, were beating the shit out of this naked guys nuts with seemingly whatever they could find. Не apparently begged them to do it. I didn't stay around long enough to ask any questions. Share 4.8K ...
fartsoccermd 1y ago college Girl Shitting on the floor of a friends apartment, they ended up dating, he got a tattoo of her name on his arm, turns out it didn't work out. 2.7K Share ... calabazookita 1y ago She can be called a party pooper I guess 1.8K Share ...
FalseDrop7687 1y ago A guy named Dusty who had a raccoon on his shoulder snorting coke off an iPad. Shit was crazy. 4.9K Share ... huppuhh 1y ago the raccoon was snorting coke? Share 1.4K ...
Ratfor 1y ago I once saw a man vomit up an entire, intact, Dorito. End of story. 5.4K Share ...
RidgetopDarlin 1y ago All at the same party: 3 large girls in the tub together. Someone crashing through the glass coffee table. A fire on top of the stove. That someone tries to put out by firing a gun into a water heater next to the stove. The guy whose apartment it was eventually got sober and became wildly successful in town for a few years, then shot himself unexpectedly. 4.8K Share ... dogdagny 1y ago That was a wild ride. 1.7K Share ...
 1y ago At a high school party a guy was fucking a chick behind the couch. Everyone was watching and chanting cum cum cum cum!! And we got progressively louder until he finished. Weird night 6.7K Share ... ajollygoodyarn 1y ago Now that guy can't finish without a group chanting at him. 4.4K Share ...
jackalopeboy11 1y ago Halloween weekend in Athens, Ohio (Ohio University) (IYKYK) The city shuts down the main street and its essentially a giant block party. There's always crazy evangelical preachers yelling at all the college students dressed up that they're sinners and all going to hell. This one happened to be condemning us all while holding a GIANT life-size cross. Next thing I know I look over and see a group of kids dressed up as Roman soldiers stealing this evangelical preacher's giant cross and tying their friend who is dressed up as Jesus to it and crucifying him in
OhAces 1y ago At a festival at 6am or so on the last day I walked passed a guy who was naked except tighty whiteys, which he had clearly shat in, and he had a kazoo in his mouth playing it on every breath as he walked by. 1.1K Share ...
DrGoManGo 1y ago After reading the dudes stabbing story mine does not seem weird. Anyways, a guy busted a door off the hinges with his head. 1.3K Share ...
patchyj 1y ago At a party years ago, bunch of friends all got naked then went to the nearby graveyard to play hide and seek. One friend (seeking) pulled another friend (hiding) backwards out of a tree by his nuts. 444 Share ... minnesotawristwatch 1y ago ...now THAT guy was a hunter 344 Share ...
GanjaCowboy93 1y ago Started out as a normal rager.. this dude at the beginning of the night seemed like a normal, chill guy. Не vanishes for like 30 and we think whatever.. comes back out of no where in nothing but the thinnest man thong you can think of, takes the freezer door and bashes his head into, runs over to where the stoners are takes a fat bong rip, goes sits on the couch takes his dick out and starts playing with it then passes out. Not the wildest but it's my favorite party story. 509 Share ...
AncientMumu 1y ago Someone getting stabbed with a pitchfork in a barnparty. Too drunk to remember how it ended for him. After getrting a gun to my head for flirting with a guy's girlfriend, I woke up on the middle of a road when 2 people threw me in the ditch for my own safety. Some night. 713 Share ...
DrumStock92 1y ago A girl asking if anyone had MDMA, a friend of mine said: I do but you aint getting any, unless you suck my dick, jokingly. Не starts to walk away when suddenly she grabs him, rips off his pants and precedes to go to town on his junk in front of the Party of around 80 people? Imao. 473 Share ...
CapnCook67 1y ago Saw a 10 person orgy in the middle of a large room, while others sat around and watched like we were in Eyes Wide Shut. They would all swap every few minutes. Near that bed, a guy was having a threesome with two women on another bed, but couldn't get hard so he was visibly frustrated and blamed the spectators lol The whole night was wild 626 Share ...
 1y ago Redneck party shortly after moving to Alabama from the West Coast. 20+ person brawl, females jumping on males' backs and clawing their faces, four wheeling through the woods in the dark, gunshots... I've never seen anything like it. 890 Share ...
LENTILBURRITO__FTW 1y ago Someone ate an entire Costco box of frozen eggos. The house owner had us Venmo them 3 dollars to leave the place. - 671 Share ...
 1y ago at a festival i went to in the summer there was a ball fondeling station. You'd go to a little wall where this girl would fondle your balls for a minute or two. very odd. 75 Share ...
i_choose_violence 1y ago A guy snorted a line of fake snow, the kind that expands with water, and threw up snow. Не did it on purpose 333 Share ...
Timinator01 1y ago Edited 1y ago 00 Not at a party but when getting a burger around 1 or 2am after a guy came down to the campus burger joint fully nude waited in line, ordered, and got his burger. There was a campus police office about 20 ft away from this restaurant and either they were out or just didn't give a shit so dude just sat down and had his burger... pictures were all over an anonymous social media app that was popular at the time 445 Share ...
Natural_Spend_4222 1y ago Went to a college party while I was in high school, I saw a man sitting on a chair with a woman grinding on him. She was wearing a mini skirt and must have tried to let out a small toot.. toot turned into shit and it went all over his lap. Не threw her across the room and ran outside. I was 15. 260 Share ...
Mattylce8998 1y ago College party... pretty densely populated, but over all the noise and music I heard a loud scream and watched a guy run over to the sink and start washing his mouth out with dish soap. Apparently he got into the fridge for whatever reason and thought taking a swig of Dave's Insanity Ghost Pepper Sauce was a good idea (which is several times hotter than the normal Dave's Insanity sauce, which in itself shouldn't be fucked with if you don't eat very spicy things regularly) 255 Share ...
KailuaCarpenter96734 1y ago Typical House party with 20-year-olds towards the end of the night. We had a keg throwing competition. Somebody threw the damn keg into the hose bib coming out of the ground and busted it. Water went everywhere with no shut off in sight because we're all drunk and can't find that damn thing buried in the ground.so I did the only thing we could do I just called the fire department. They were actually only two blocks away and they came down and took mercy on us and found the damn shut off. Somebody then proceeded to
JojenCopyPaste 1y ago Guess it happened off screen but a guy showed up and said he just stabbed his brother but he was just acting normal at the party. Не wasn't kidding...he went to prison later. Pretty fucking wild to try not setting the guy off that just recently stabbed someone. 297 Share ...
Eb_Ab_Db_Gb_Bb_eb 1y ago I partied my ass off all through my 20's at WSU, but I never saw anyone OD or get stabbed. Fuck. Wildest thing I ever experienced was me and three of my friends all tripping on shrooms, and we saw a phoenix form out of the clouds and spread it's wings, back-lit by a full moon and then fade away. We all looked at each other and asked if you were seeing what I'm seeing. I still think about it quite often. 260 Share ...
mardydoodle 1y ago Was once at a party having a smoke on a balcony and a goth came out who had like a lot of hairspray to keep the backcombed look strong. She goes to light her cig and her hair went up. For a few seconds too. Luckily she was fine and it just burnt excess hairspray off her hair but drunk me thought she was going to be a gonner. 181 Share ...
vellumwilhelm 1y ago Someone shot a firecracker out of a guy's asshole on the rooftop of a house in construction. 126 Share ...
infestedgrowth 1y ago I didn't see it but at a party I was at some drugged out lunatic gave somebody a hug and then bit and took a chunk out of their neck. 74 Share ...
yamaha2000us 1y ago The CEO's wife offering a blunt to all of the other wives in the ladies room. Forcing the older employees to slow dance with the new employees. Company hired a stripper for the Senior VP's 50th Birthday. Everyone forced to watch. 50 Share ...
Apprehensive_Gift817 1y ago I think it was 2003 or 2004 but we had a high school Halloween party and some kids from our school dug up two dead bodies from the local cemetery and dressed them up as darth Vader and everyone was just chilling out with the bodies doing drugs and drinking. A couple of kids got arrested for desecrating a body 4.1K Share ...

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