40 Barbaric Bits of Trivia That Will Crack Open Your Skull and Eat Your Brain Raw

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40 Barbaric Bits of Trivia That Will Crack Open Your Skull and Eat Your Brain Raw

Remember that traumatizing scene with the walrus and the oysters in Alice in Wonderland? The precious little oysters are “invited” to dinner, only to realize that they’re the ones on the menu. Well, that’s what’s happening to your brain as we speak. 

See, you’d think that it’d be your brain eating these facts, but it’s the other way around. It thought it was about to dine on 40 little fishies, but these little fishies are starving piranhas!

Smiley Emojis

A cafe supervisor was fired for not using smiley emojis in a text message. CRACKED.COM The supervisor raised con- cerns over text about being short staffed to the manager, who then insisted she be fired for not showing emo- tion and that she didn't add any smiley faces.

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The Argos

Accidental domestic abuse endorsement HOME OPENER-JULY 23 1% Waminog a 4pm TORONTO ARGONAUTS HOME IS WHERE ALL H RONA A THE HEART IS. NISSAN IT'S ALSO WHERE WE ON DE 95 Hurt people. ALL НА CRACKED.COM Football has a long-running continued issue with family violence, which makes this poorly-worded ad for the Toronto Argonauts even worse.

Parasites

A jellyfish-like parasite lives inside salmon flesh and can survive without oxygen for its whole life. The Henneguya salminocola parasite, which is 10 cells and is smaller than many of the cells in our bodies, can breathe oxygen, but it doesn't need to. It is the only animal which can do this. CRACKED.COM

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Coca-Cola

The Coca-Cola logo is recognized by 94% of the world's population. OCAI ceatela UOLAL URSSPENRSSRSON CRACKED COM

Ancient Structures

CRACKED AN ANCIENT STRUCTURE The mayor of Șanliurfa, Turkey, suggested that the 12,000-year-old Göbeklitepe archaeological site might have been built by aliens. Не pointed to the purse motifs on the statues, as well as T-shaped pillars that weigh up to 20 tons, as evidence.

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The Walking Dead

Lauren Cohan auditioned for The Walking Dead by sticking her head out of a castle window. She was in an Irish castle for a wedding, and they asked her to film herself with more light, but it was super dark so she poked her head out and filmed that. CRACKED.COM

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Steve Carell

Comedic actor Steve Carrell was originally going to pursue a career in law! He changed his mind while filling out his law school application: He could

Margot Robbie

CRACKED COM vdavs ons Margot Robbie has given 100 tattoos to different people in her free time.

Drugged Child Actors

CHILDREN WERE DRUGGED TO PERFORM IN MOVIES. Classic Hollymood SUCKED Teens Mickey Rooney and Judy Garland were made to work 18 hours a day, six days a week. They were given amphetamines to keep up with that frantic pace (and then sleeping pills to calm them down at night). CRACKED.COM

Reading Emotions

Think women are better at reading emotions? Researchers examined the ability of 15,000 participants to decipher whether people were displaying real or fake smiles in photographs. When viewing same-sex pictures, men were right 72% of the time, women 71%. As for opposite-sex pics, men beat women 76% to 67%. CRACKED.COM

Gilligan’s Island

Gilligan's Island STARRING BOB DeNVER STARRING BOB DENVER as GILLIGAN CRACKED.COM THE PILOT THE SHOW Lost for over thirty years, the original pilot featured different actors playing The Professor, Ginger, and Mary Ann (known as Bunny) - as well as a truly jarring calypso theme song.

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Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson collects X-Men action figures CRACKED COM Tyson is a big-time comic book nerd, and once quoted Apocalypse in an nterview after a fight: How dare they challenge me with their primitive skills?

The War of 1812

CRACKED cO COM mt BEEEEEL BEEE B HEEE mritt In 1814, British troops set fire to the White House. You can still see burn marks.

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