35 of the Best Anti-Humor Jokes

‘What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint’
35 of the Best Anti-Humor Jokes

The best part about anti-humor jokes is that they follow the exact formula of how children deliver punchlines. In fact, some of the greatest anti-humor comedians of future generations may be getting their start by submitting the head-scratching jokes that end up on Laffy Taffy wrappers, workshopping bits until they reach their highest form by coming up with something like, “What do you call a homing pigeon that can’t find its way home? A pigeon.”

That’s some good stuff right there. 

To that end, Redditors have submitted the best anti-humor jokes they’ve ever heard, and I guarantee a child will laugh at every one of these — especially the one about the kind of fish that doesn’t swim.

RIPWookieMan 0 6y ago e What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint. + 411 ...
mintzie 6y ago e I know a good knock knock joke, but someone else has to start it. + 1.6K ...
TormentingTomato 6y ago - What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a living person with a specific hair color, and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used in the sport of bowling. + 451 ...
 6y ago Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Не was hit by a bus. 405 ...
fencerman 6y ago e How many germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Germans are efficient and not very funny. + 2.5K ...
Im_a_nice_horse 6y ago What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche. + 3.3K ...
SomeBigAngryDude . 6y ago A man walks into a bar. Не orders a drink and stays there late. Next day, he does the same. And the day after. And again and again until his family and life is torn assunder by his raging alcoholism. 9.7K ...
ThislsAWittyName 6 6y ago e A priest, a rabbi and a imam walk into a bar. They have a pleasant time discussing a variety of topics because they are friends. + 3.9K ...
Brainnick . 6y ago e What do you call a Jamaican plumber? A plumber. + 3.9K ...
AccioSexLife 6y ago A man catches a goldfish one day and the fish says to him If you let me go, I'll grant you three wishes! The man was committed to a mental institution soon after for severe schizophrenia. + 3.6K ...
BobLoblaw75 . 6y ago Why did they bury the General on the hill? Because he was dead 1.2K ...
squarefan80 6y ago e why does a scuba diver fall backwards out of a boat? because if he fell forwards he'd still be in the boat!
Ezio_Redditore E 6y ago . You know what the toughest part about being a gay black policeman is? The discrimination 562 ...
VictorBlimpmuscle . 6y ago How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family. + 11K ...
CoastalCanadians e 6y ago . Edited 5y ago e What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
 6y ago What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile. + 11K ...
Schnitzngigglez . 6y ago Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One clown looks at the other and says I think I started this joke wrong. 17K ...
shadozcreep 6y ago A priest, a shaman, a boy scout and a Senator are all on the same airplane. They arrive at their destination late due to inclement weather but the flight is not otherwise noteworthy. 505 ...
 6y ago An owl and a field mouse are sitting on a branch when a farmer walks by below. The owl turns to mouse and says nothing because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the mouse because it's a bird of prey. 1.1K ...
MisterMarcus 6y ago . What did the man say when he couldn't find his truck? Where's my truck? + 8K ...
metarinka 6y ago Fun fact: If you stacked all the elephants on the world from the earth to the moon, they would all die. 3K ...
rincewind4x2 6y ago e A dyslexic man walks into a bra His wife's laundry was hanging out and he wasn't paying attention. Admittedly the mans dyslexia played little role in this event. 9.8K ...
Tommy_C f 6y ago . What's the most important part of telling a joke timing + 11K ...
Realtricky 0 6y ago D A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, Why the long face? The horse, unable to speak because it's a horse, shits on the floor and leaves. + 10K ...
exactoctopus 6y ago e Why did the chicken go to jail? Crimes. Gets me every time. + 4.1K ...
Teknosoldier 6y ago Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him 355 ...
PMMeUrHopesNDreams 6y ago e What's the worst thing about four black guys in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my best friends :( + 11K ...
DerbyTho 6y ago . I like my women like I like my coffee: Pleasant conversationalists with a warm sense of humor and a desire for adventure. I'm often disappointed in my coffee. + 11K ...
Is_A_Velociraptor e 6y ago e Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct. 4K ...
Lankience 6y ago . A duck walks into a pharmacy. Не approaches the pharmacist at the counter and says, I need some ointment for this rash on my beak. The pharmacist replies, Sorry, we don't have medicine for ducks here. + 2.3K ...
Ravendead 6y ago What kind of fish doesn't swim? Dead ones. This is best told after a long string of lame pun jokes like, What kind of keys don't open locks? MonKEYS!, etc. + 2K ...
 6y ago . What did my grandpa say before he kicked the bucket? Hey, watch me kick this bucket. 496 ...
oliksandr 6y ago My favorite is mildly frightening: What do you call the medical student that graduates dead last in their class? Doctor. + 1.3K ...
 6y ago What do you call a homing pigeon that can't find its way home? A pigeon. 861 ...
mattgoodman24 . 6y ago e Whats yellow and hurts if it gets into your eyes? A bulldozer + 59 ...

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