20 Things People Didn't Know They Were Doing Wrong for Way Too Long

‘Last month was the first time I discovered lint rollers were peelable’
20 Things People Didn't Know They Were Doing Wrong for Way Too Long

The world is a confusing, terrifying place. It’s full of strange machines you have to operate in order to meet your most basic of needs. There are all sorts of unspoken rules of polite society, and if you flub any of them, you might be cast out of it for the foreseeable future. The McRib disappears and returns without any warning or reason.

You have to cut people some slack, then, if they don’t figure everything out right away. Or for several decades. Or even just one, really obvious thing. The truth is, we can all recall with embarrassment a time when a deceptively simple task proved impossible to our stupid caveman brains, if only until someone pointed it out, laughing at our failure. That’s why user adeptwarrior asked r/AskReddit, “What’s an ‘oh shit’ moment where you realized you’ve been doing something the wrong way for years?”

_Colonel_Mustard_ 6y ago I used to pull my pants down all the way at the urinal
GenXer76 6y ago I was putting those paper toilet seat covers on backwards. For like 35 years.
refreshing_username 6y ago Winding a watch that was battery powered. For like, a year. Ah, fuck. Thanks for making me think of that.
Aleriya 6y ago I taught myself how to play clarinet. Six months later someone told me that I'd been playing with the mouthpiece upside down.
Gooby_7 6y ago Apparently I've been using a can opener wrong for 10 years, who knew you weren't supposed to cut through the side
RussianPlkachu 6y ago Edited 6y ago Last month was the first time I discovered lint rollers were peelable. Literally sat there for a minute to take that in.
 6y ago I owned a car with swivel headlights and it was very nice to have that. Discovered three years in that I had never turned on the swivel feature.
 6y ago Staple remover. I always thought it was used to pry the prongs straight to get the staple out until my boss saw me doing this and showed me you just pull on the flat part of the staple and it comes right out.
 6y ago Edited 6y ago I always thought eggplant tasted itchy, like itchy was a flavor, like sour or salty. Fed some to my baby and his face turned red wherever the eggplant touched, and I realized we're both just allergic to eggplant. And itchy isn't a flavor.
PetesBrotherPaul 6y ago Since the dawn of time, I would pick up the silverware and utensils out of their tray in the dishwasher and put them away in their drawers then go back and pick up more out of the dishwasher. Then one day I saw my wife lift the tray out of the dishwasher and I legit stood there with my mouth open.
DoctorLemonPhd 6y ago I was at crate and barrel with my gf talking about how it's so weird they don't make tongs so you open them up super wide and then press in; I thought it was odd that they only gave you a super tiny opening. In the middle of me saying this she just presses the button at the bottom of the tongs I was holding and I stop mid sentence in shame.
el-mocos 6y ago Edited 6y ago Couple years ago i was trying to open some toothpaste and had to break the seal of the tube, i used to look for something like a nail to break it, then one day i looked at the pointy end of the cap and thought 'what if I could use this to break it' and oh shit it did fit and broke it effortlessly, and so did every other tube product i had in the house and their respective cap, my mind was blown.
stdninjayuh 6y ago I thought this emoji was a shy smile for like 2 years because on my Galaxy it didn't look very annoyed like it does on other phones. Until my boyfriend questioned me and told me it was a rolling eyes emoji. I had been using this emoji with EVERYONE meaning it to be a smile but they must've thought I was so mean!
Alphonse_Elric 6y ago Not entirely doing it wrong but did it worst. I HATED getting into the shower turning in the water and then splashed with cold water till it turns to a more tolerable temp. I ended up just standing in the corner in the cold waiting for the water to warm up. Until I came by a comment on Reddit to just turn on the shower before getting in and wait for it to warm up. And ever since then I have been doing that since!
anormalredditbag 6y ago As a kid I never knew that saving in video games were a thing, whenever I looked at the menu screen I just didn't think much of it and just ignored it. After a few years maybe when I was about 11 years old, I started watching gaming videos on YouTube and saw that you could save your progress. Little old me was absolutely mind blown that Pokemon wasn't supposed to be played in less than a day and that I could actually save my progress.
gorbaby 6y ago Edited 6y ago Found out I was lighting incense wrong. Boyfriend and I got a bunch to add to our collection of nice smells and we would light them and they would just start a little inferno. Convinced we were buying cheap, garbage incense we stopped using them. I proceed to buy a different brand in a hope those would work. I test light and same thing it just goes up in an inferno. Roommate informs us you are supposed to blow them out once they catch. Oops.
KyloWrench 6y ago After moving to a new city I went to the laundromat and the Korean lady working was yelling at me about something I couldn't understand. After some pantomime it became clear that she was upset I was putting in the wrong detergent but it was the same kind I have been using for 8 years (since moving away to college and behind). Turns out I've been washing my clothes with only fabric softener for nearly a decade. They always smelled good so I never really thought about it. Not my proudest moment
supdawwwwgwife 6y ago I used to fill the kettle by the spout... my parents have always done it this way, I thought the center part was mainly for decoration, but not functional. I don't know why I never questioned this. One day I bought a new tea kettle and my husband was like wtf what is inside this, and with great ease, opened the center to pull out a manual with instructions and what not. I was drinking dirty paper water for like 2 weeks.
tiffblan 6y ago No one really ever told me you don't need to buy shoes with the 'two-fingers' space in front of the toes after your feet stop growing. I had been buying an entire size too big until about age 23. Twenty. Three. One day in college I decided to try a pair of Merrell barefoot type shoes and after reading the sizing guide, ВАМ. Mind blown. It's terribly obvious mistake I (29F) like to blame on being an only child. But really I'm just a fucking moron.
Niro5 6y ago Edited 6y ago As a boy, I had an unconventional method for masturbating. It would require a diagram to get across all its subtleties, but lets just say that it required two hands, was not intuitive, and simulated no known sex act- it was suboptimal. After a year or so of convoluted self-abuse, one of the older kids made the international jerkoff hand gesture towards me. My jaw dropped. I instantly knew that I had been doing it wrong all that time. It was so simple, so obvious, way quieter, and way more effective. I tried it

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