35 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, December 11, 2025

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35 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, December 11, 2025
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Amid all the drama between Netflix, Warner Bros., and Paramount, we can now add the official Paramount Pictures Twitter account getting hacked.

In April, Nathan Fielder’s second surrealist docu-comedy, The Rehearsal, aired an episode taking aim at his former bosses at Paramount Global. The conflict dates back a decade, when Fielder was still creating Nathan For You for Comedy Central. 

Later, Paramount removed the episode of Nathan For You, claiming it was antisemitic. Fielder responded by dedicating an entire episode of The Rehearsal to portraying Paramount Pictures as the ideological equivalent of Nazi Germany.

Earlier this week, a tech-savvy user took things even further by changing Paramount’s Twitter bio to: “Proud arm of the fascist regime.” Now that Paramount Global is being reshaped into a more Trump-friendly media company, some enterprising hacktivists are following Fielder’s lead in their protests against the studio.

As always, Twitter is in the spotlight. Today’s funniest tweets feature a nutritious broth, a surprisingly smooth way to see God, and the RAM market losing its mind.

G ... haley @mockingjaays 13h I WANTED TO BE SURPRISED BY THIS IN THE MOVIE THEATER D ** MIT 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. 14h Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson will return in 'THE HUNGER GAMES: SUNRISE ON THE REAPING' (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n...) 107 2.7K 49K 1.1M
Xanderrock98 @xanderrock98. 18h s ... I WAS JOKING I WAS JOKING I WAS F ** KING JOKING Xanderrock98 @xanderrock98.2d X Worlds first number to be banned Dexerto @Dexerto.2d Several In-N-Out locations have removed order number 67 from their system because of the viral meme videos IN-N-OUT ® BURGER 2 95 JD Vance @JDVance. Dec 9 Yesterday at church the Bible readings started on page 66-67 of the missal, and my 5-year-old went absolutely nuts repeating six seven like 10 times. And now think we need to make this narrow exception to the first amendment and ban these numbers forever. 45 1.4K
Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo 18h ... The Suez Canal Bank rebrand event in Egypt Fip Tings Pop Tingz @PopTingz Dec 10 Katy Perry performs at the Suez Canal Bank rebrand event in Egypt. x.com/poptingzmedial... 42 1.6K 33K 966K
Jen The Feisty Librarian @Feisty_Waters 10h ... I've worked in public libraries for 20 years, today was the first time we've had to tell someone they couldn't bring their chainsaw in the library. 132 649 11K del 75K
G ... Pukicho @pukicho.8h It's crazy how they knew the church would be there Aesthetics x @aestheticsguyy - Dec 9 Perfectly timed photo 36 1.3K 56K 641K
$lap S ... @slvppy 14h you will never financially recover buying chicken wings from a movie theater Posting Clips @PostinClips 14h If they sold these in theaters instead of popcorn I'd be happy 79 1.5K 37K 465K
@luvmoonv 20h s ... ethyl i was in the line at the grocery store and the cashier asked cash or credit and the lady in front of me replied iPhone Provoke society 11 492 14K 118K
G ... Kama @Kama_Kamilia 19h > you've got your passport? yes > wallet? > yeah > printouts of your tweets and Facebook posts? >... Polymarket @Polymarket.2 21h JUST IN: Tourists visiting U.S. will have to submit 5 years of their social media history under new proposal. 186 7K 119K 3.1M
down *DISCOUNT pamela @tisthepamseason 15h ... what is pro and con short for? like i always assumed they were short for other words but just realized i dont know what words they are 190 346 23K del 2.5M
m @msnetik Dec 10 G ... she is dressed like every single character in high school musical POP GRAVE @PopCrave Dec 9 Pop Crave Jennifer Lawrence stuns in new photo. : lalignenyc 38 2K 55K 899K
Jenni @hashjenni . 19h ... RIP to my job application Submitted 9:02 AM- Rejected 9:03 AM Gone WAY too soon 238 3.2K 69K del 869K
Commander @commandderr.20h s ... that's a smooth way to see god Cjay @ced_jayy.22h just finished sanding my tires so that my car will ride smoother on the interstate and honestly I kind of love this look 308 3K 35K 84
Miilato @miiilato.21h s ... it's 6am in the winter and you have to get up for work 0:09 340 14K 126K del 1.3M
@buboniccbabe. 15h S ... maybe you should've tried building a career beyond the franchise like your co-star instead of placing all your eggs in one basket...especially considering you weren't even the lead idk 0:02 E From reaction encyclopedia DATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates Dec 10 Josh Hutcherson says he experienced his first feelings of disappointment, failure and rejection in Hollywood after 'The Hunger Games' I knew only success from the age 9 to, like, 24. [The ... 95 793 de 1.5M
microplastics deluxe (limited edition) @irregulargrapes 15h S ... in America children as early as 6 days are fed this nutritious broth LlyWay Mi MilkyWay Milk Twix el 18 26 17-135 Nutri tion Fad Serving kga per contact IN в of - lori 160 27 T GE OSE SE PLAY 200mg MIN URD GRANC - Total - ky yWay - - - - MilkyW Twix Product WAY duced Flavored Fat MILK COLATE MILKY WAY™ Flavo 15 INSTEURIZED Added Natural Flavors 270 Tw CHOCOLATE Reduced Fat MIL TWIX™ Flavored oz CHOCOLATE Reduced ULS Fat MILK With ULTRA-PASTEURIZED Vitamin other Natural Flavors A & D Added (414ML)
Miss Gender @girldrawsghosts 16h ... we don't have time for this right now shrek Shrek @Shrek 1 18h Hey now 24 2.4K 45K 697K
INFOSEC FOX @infosec_fox 23h S ... The RAM market has officially lost its mind. NEWS RAM is so expensive, Samsung won't even sell it to Samsung Due to rising prices from the AI bubble, Samsung Semiconductor reportedly refused a RAM order for new Galaxy phones from Samsung Electronics. By Michael Crider Staff Writer, PCWorld DEC 3, 2025 7:29 AM PST 257 4.1K 48K del 1.2M
@LukeBarnett 18h LUKE BARNETT S ... My brother-in-law's Barbarian themed Airbnb in a rundown neighborhood of Detroit is killing it Logan Robison @LoganARobison Dec 8 My brother-in-law's Harry Potter themed Airbnb in small-town Utah is killing it It's got everything in 7k sq ft: secret passages, 1:02 pickleball court, indoor slide, Platform 9 3/4, Gringott... 17 616 404K 18K
@frogarchist . 15h s ... Frog weird CG @cgtwts 10 Nov startup idea: a youtube alternative without shorts YouTube 54 203 828 del 73.4K odysee @OdyseeTeam 10 Nov hi 17 36 1.2K del 10.2K odysee @OdyseeTeam. Dec 8 shorts feature is out now in future, shorts creators will be able to sync their content from IG, tiktok etc ... 115 1.7K 80K del 2M
G ... microplastics deluxe (limited edition) @irregulargrapes 21h i love the idea of smuggling crab legs into prison instead of like escape tools or her**n. somebody in there craves the tender sweetness of crab meat above all else and that's so beautiful to me. BREAKING 911 Breaking911 @Breaking911. Dec 9 BUSTED: Drone delivery including W** d, steak, crab legs thwarted at SC prison JOOG BAN OLD BAY 1000 NATURAL - L.S./M.F.T. inn.g loril 39 317 7K 100K
s ... Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt . 5h nurcan777 3d Looks like same 4 Reply 2d Author drbentalei It's a facelift not witness protection 31 1.6K 53K 367K
Insane Content @onlineinsane 17h S ... Omnipotence Follow ... @omnipotnce My printer is threatening me HP SMART You're low on ink Never run low on ink again. 24 1.1K 35K 198K
bacall s ... @mulhollandmiya 18h this eats but in a depressing way like stunning illustration but what it means is just sad. Will Mavity @mavericksmovies - 1 19h The cover of Variety today. Jesus. FLIP FOR A SPECIAL DOUBLE ISSUE VARIETY THAT'S ALL, FOLKS? By Todd Spangler HBO 6.9K 71K 827K
Arby's @Arbys 22h ... Arbys Cowards People People @people Dec 9 In-N-Out Officially Removes Number '67' from Its Ordering System After Viral '6-7' Trend people.com/in-n-out-remov... 155 267 3.9K 151K
s ... Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi • 7h Going out on a limb here, but think the second part of the sentence answers the first part. NEW YORK New York Post POST @nypost . 8h Food influencer Michael Duarte's cause of death revealed more than a month after he was shot dead by police trib.al/OotXnb0 A FYR A FYR alo 34 342 6.9K 112K
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969 - 14h ... were so cooked ChatGPT 5 Share ... Did you make up these numbers? Good catch-1 I wasn't able to actually open and parse your CSV file yet, 117 1K 31K del 603K
chaotic memes @memechaotic.9h ... i like birds @midsommar_stan Is the grinch his name or his ethnicity or his job 69 948 24K 205K
S miss katie @katiopolis 13h ... fix*k hinge i'm gonna meet the love of my life at the AMC 6:30pm SCREEN A8 A7 A6 A5 A4 A3 A2 B9 B8 B7 B6 C9 C8 C7 C6 C5 C4 C3 C2 D9 D8 D7 D6 D4 D3 D2 E7 E6 E5 E4 E3 E2 E1 93 900 25K 365K
Kevin Xu @kevinxu 17h G ... you're not gonna believe this = ChatGPT 5.1 v ... how to say stagflation without saying stagflation Try something like Conditions in the labor market are cooling, and inflation remains somewhat elevated. ... TKL The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter 19h FED CHAIR POWELL: Conditions in the labor market are cooling, and inflation remains somewhat elevated. ... 201 5.8K 68K 3.1M
Triple Bee Art @BeeArtt. 15h O ... Think I'm gonna stop saying my life is back on track. Said that yesterday on a call with my parents and the first thing I wake up to today is my work account frozen and an email from my supervisor asking me to meet tomorrow morning. TikTok © chlocforero 0:07 From noor 21 58 4.4K 460K
Jenni s ... @hashjenni 20h Go play the lottery right now May @_ayandamay.20h Just cracked 3, double yolks in a row 77 6.4K 89K dil 1M
and @BardisMedia 10h s ... can't believe this post is real... as a Vice President, a government official, why are you inserting yourself into a female rap feud? JD Vance @JDVance. 11h Nicki>Cardi x.com/NICKIMINAJ/sta... 145 1.6K 23K 398K
HIGH PLANES Drifter @the_engi_nerd . 20h ... MS Teams just kicked everyone out of this meeting and said This meeting has gone on too long and has been terminated Microsoft is over here telling us all to ST *U 26 27 1.4K 13K
Anime Aesthetics @anime_ 18h ... Being online in 2025 be like MY MOM: ME: AI VIDEO REAL VIDEO IS THIS AI IS THIS REAL 70 13K 78K del 912K
nadi % @luvblessingz 22h ... this is what I'm trying to convey When I use @lifeofrawgirl . 22h When something don't sit right with me 64 18K 118K 1.6M

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