35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, July 16, 2025

‘Don’t be French in front of me, I’m dead serious’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, July 16, 2025

Given his historic run on the series, it’s hard to imagine It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia without The Lawyer. But initially, Brian Unger didn’t see a longtime future for his character. 

Ahead of his return to Paddy’s Pub on Wednesday night, Unger recounted his early days on the show and revealed that he assumed his brush with The Gang would be a one-time encounter. “I thought it’d just be one and done. So, it’s been this huge gift to come back,” Unger explained, noting that he’s worked to “develop more of a backstory” for his character with each subsequent appearance. “I just wanted to know more about him because he’s obviously re-engaging these people for some reason.”

But unfortunately, not every series makes the right decisions. Full House creator Jeff Franklin owned up to his show’s biggest blunders, naming “Tanner Island,” the Hawaiian vacation episode, as one of the sitcom’s worst installments. During a recent episode of the How Rude, Tanneritos! podcast, Franklin says that the venture “had so much potential and cost so much money,” but admitted there was “no real storyline,” “no emotional throughline,” nor a heartwarming lesson at the end. “We went to so much trouble, and it was so silly.”

Today’s funniest tweets, however, are silly and worth your time, with the funniest involving pizza roll-related reasons to live, Pokémon’s fanbase and power playing your girlfriend’s dad.

DJ Alderman Allen Gayle @_jelrey Jul 15 ... Y'all remember when Mitt Romney was the scariest republican we could imagine? Simpler days. 74 3.5K 29K 449K
Juicy Jay Jurden - MONTREAL 7/15-7/25 @JayJurden . 21h ... God grant me the delusion THR The Hollywood Reporter @THR .2 23h Nick Cannon to Launch Podcast Giving Relationship Advice hollywoodreporter.com/business/digit... 5 288 5.1K 176K
@peteyburn 14h S petey ... What picture when someone tells me to hang in there 25 7.2K 29K 1.2M
emilie @emiliepfrank Jul 15 ... we could probably eliminate the national debt with a raffle to punch jd vance in the face 66 817 17K del 176K
Andrew @kohakudoori - 9h ... I have witnessed multiple online relationships end because one of them got a job 30 556 10K 125K
lauren @gilmxres 12h G ... took an edible & this has me crying Is this giving or no?? Search: work trip dress girl X 47,252 comments Quaker Oats the fit is fire if you ask me 2h Reply 35.1K 28 4K 115K 1.2M
aLYSON @alysonkshave 19h getting kicked off love island in the middle of the night because i tried to start a union 10 2.1K 35K 476K
matt @mattybtweets69.16h O ... it's not cocking to you that i'm... Latest People Videos Photos Top No results for it's not cocking to you that i'm standing on penis Try searching for something else, or check your Search settings to see if they're protecting you from potentially sensitive content. 65 5.8K 98K 1.5M
alex forrest @ALEXFORREST. 18h ... guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn 492 7.4K 102K 2M
Sammy Boi @armpitlover2150.1 16h .. Shaking my girlfriends dads hand: Great grip sir I see where she gets it from 137 4.1K 65K del 2M
aubs**.° @stefonssnl 15h it's not cocky to you that i'm standing on boing boing 27 2.2K 20K 326K
gwen ellis bell @wuthrinheights - 23h ... Happy mid-July Hot summer nights, mid-July When you and I were forever wild - Franz Kafka 10 1K 6.8K del 148K
TheNCSmaster @TheNCSmaster - 17h G ... Never Ask A Woman Her Age A Man, His Salary Elmo What happened on July 13th 2025 Elmo @elmo 22h Thank you for being kind to Elmo and all the people in your neighborhood. Elmo loves you. 32 2.3K 35K 889K
user @user84829272.Jul 15 ... All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet 256 10K 120K 2.6M
CCC @moderndaybc. 10h ... Put her ass back in the cabinet still an All-timer The Washington Post Democracy Dies in Darkness Even when one 18-year-old girl went on Facebook Live to demand people stop saying she was being sold in a cabinet, commenters refused to listen. They said she was probably being forced to make the video. Or that she should be grateful people were trying to help her. You're mad because I'm telling you that I'm not missing? she asked the 530,000 viewers of her live stream. A woman watching didn't like her tone. Put her ass back in
Comrade Sisko @Pinko69420 18h G ... thejeffburton_ + I never thought these would be the president's two sworn enemies 21 2.2K 25K del 266K
toad @thelifeoftoad 22h ... FROGGING Have to do actual work at my job today 7 136 2.7K del 78K
Roxy @RoxyTall 14h ... I love it when my paper towel holder cow is fat and hate it when it's skinny 58 2.4K 68K del 910K
G ... Ava @fleabagfreak 16h Passionate from miles away 26 5.1K 35K del 567K
krill @anthraxp1mp 14h Dont be French in front of me Im dead serious 45 2K 13K 432K
Zach Harris @PotCzach 22h ... If I can't smoke a joint at the hotel pool you shouldn't be able to practice ukulele at the hotel pool either 15 607 15K 120K
Moth (Comms Closed) @BloodCrisisGame 20h G ... looney tunes background art for no reason: Olga Tuleninova @olgatuleninova Jul 15 Eyvind Earle (b.1916) - Path in snow 53 5.4K 117K 1.2M
doomer @uncledoomer. 11h G ... there are places ABUSS Pro Sloos winter @winterduck04 . Jul 15 just remembered that americans don't have random old castles in the countryside that they can go and visit 41 597 18K del 327K
matilda @etherealklaus 18h ... Me at the pearly gates: Heyyyy God God: Hey girl so look it's really straightforward the one rule is you can never have read a fanfiction where folk rock duo simon and garfunkel get chloroformed by a maid then tied up and forcibly tickled thats literally it Me: Ok Listen 19 1.1K 19K 231K
zombie d. mustard @horse_mustard . 22h s ... NEVER KILL YOURSELF VALUE SINCE .... Hidden Valley. RANCH ORIGINAL PEACH TWISTED DARE ..... .. TEA Marlboro SCATE - Marlboro 106 2K 22K del 617K
marina @bloodmajicks.2 22h ... (hornier than anyone has ever been) i want to make you feel understood 12 4.6K 31K 507K
dream song 4 @chickenpaprika • 1 12h ... heard an achingly beautiful song on the radio so I looked it up and it was by Ween 258 529 10K 340K
Meg @megannn_lynne . 20h ...  would you like to come over sometime and make a list? 35 2K 14K 426K
Richard Cranium ... @RichardCranny69 I'm 27 and i use coupons at the grocery store like an old lady. Dropped today's total from $85 to $47 like it was nothing. Type of performance that will be talked about for generations to come. 7:05 PM Jul 15, 2025 284.5K Views 94 883 28K 487
Everything Out Of Cont... @EverythingO... 20h s ... 46 Jamo Bro we are so locked in Do you need 6 dollars Yeah Cash $6 Thanks 62 1.6K 37K 662K
swagless @noswagordrip 21h ... Kitten needs a fucking cigarette 19 6.4K 23K 499K
s ... Pokémon Daily Post @PokeDailyPost-19h This says a lot about the Pokémon fan base 87 2.1K 40K del 581K
DunkinGay Capital @dunkin_nyc 20h ... My funemployed bf says I ruin the vibe at the house when I work from home 58 153 7.5K 277K
@northstardoll.2 22h s ... I don't want to be around drama, conflict or stress. I want ©TOFUMINATI a bagel with cream cheese 7 1.6K 6.8K del 176K
dilly @2dilly2dally.20h ... I'm sorry I could never move in silence I need to announce literally everything I'm doing 8 1K 5.6K 131K

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