21 Fishy Jokes

What do you call a fish with a tie? SoFISHticated
21 Fishy Jokes
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These fish jokes are so corny you’re bound to fall for them…hook, line and sinker.

CRACKED What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.
CRACKED What fish is the most musical? The bass.
CRACKED What type of fish purrs? A catfish.
CRACKED What did the fish say when he posted bail? I'm off the hook!
CRACKED Why don't fish like basketball? Because they're afraid of the net.
CRACKED Which fish can perform operations? A sturgeon.
CRACKED What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish? A loan shark.
CRACKED Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut.
CRACKED Did you hear about the goldfish who went bankrupt? Now he's a bronze fish.
CRACKED What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick a cod, any cod!
CRACKED Why did the octopus win the war? Не was well-armed!
CRACKED What fish only swims at night? Starfish.
CRACKED What is the best way to communicate with a fish? Drop it a line.
CRACKED How do shellfish get to the hospital? In a clambulance.
CRACKED Where does a fish keep its money? A riverbank.
CRACKED What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
CRACKED What do fish take to stay healthy? Vitamin sea.
CRACKED Why aren't there every any job openings at the fish company? They've been scaling back.
CRACKED What do you think is a pirate's favorite fish? A swordfish.
CRACKED Where do fish sleep? On the riverbed.
CRACKED Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in schools.

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