43 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, July 14, 2025

‘When is Job Island’
43 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, July 14, 2025

Confused by the multi-dimensional lore of the Rick and Morty universes? Kari Wahlgren is too. 

As the show’s eighth season continues to air on Adult Swim, Wahlgren, who has voiced several characters, including Rick’s late wife, Diane, and Morty’s crush, Jessica, says that she “keep(s) up as best” as she can with the series’ ever-deepening lore

“I really enjoy the show, but I say this with a lot of respect: There are smarter people than me behind the curtain,” Wahlgren recently told Cracked’s Brian VanHooker. “The people writing and masterminding the show are just so smart that sometimes I’m like, ‘Wow, I’m tapping out.’ ‘This reference has been too smart for me,’ or ‘Wow, I do not understand the quantum physics at this point.’”

While Wahlgren is understandably confused about her show’s expanded lore — and who isn’t, other than that one copypasta guy? — Nick Offerman has no doubts about the many facets of Ron Swanson. “Dumb people insist that Ron Swanson would’ve voted for Trump. He would think he’s an absolute idiot,” Offerman explained during a recent conversation with IndieWire, citing the POTUS’ history of being “disrespectful to women and many others.” “That’s just an example of all the people and value sets that Ron would despise, because Ron is a good person.” 

Meanwhile, the good people on the timeline have been making hilarious posts all day long. Today’s funniest tweets include those about the best way to cheat at a test, “piramisu” and Betty Boop’s James Cameron crossover. 

s alaysha misses hozier @crystalclearlvr Jul 13 ... im fucking free You started reading 2 years ago You finished reading this book just now alaysha misses hozier @crystalclearlvr Jul 9 i have 4 chapters left of normal people (i originally started it in January of 2023.) 178 4.4K 104K del 2.1M
legitimate terrorist @mr_sheldonator - _ Jul 13 ... dogs when you hide a pill in their food: - taiyang @yinlanhlub - Jul 12 just heard a crunch. none of these things on my plate are supposed to crunch. x.com/yinlanhlub/sta... 6 5K 86K 1.3M
stoned cold fox @roastmalone_.20h ... so these thieves, just how thick are we talking? 29 3.7K 30K 756K
s ... greg @gurreggg 21h MADAME!!! greg @gurreggg 21h What did the French beaver say when his house was destroyed? 31 1.4K 485K 15K
jon repetti @pourfairelevide 22h ... just found out they turned my elementary school into a basketball based public charter where all the classes are about basketball and the basketball industry. what is going on 43 126 5.2K 127K
s ... Adam Piron @adam_piron 15h love these promo photos from PSYCHO that make it look like it's about an evil rocking chair alamy a alamy alamy a a a alamy gettyimages Credit: John Springer Collection 7 311 4.3K del 67K
l*la 4.0 @defn0tlala 13h ... My aunt went to her high school reunion last week and she said there are still people who won't talk to each other over 56 year old beef 95 624 14K del 186K
pnorm @paleonormie . 23h ... Small talk is load bearing infrastructure, discard it at your own risk Redhead RantingTM @redheadranting._ Jul 9 Maybe it's just a midwestern thing, but can we please stop having the cashiers ask intrusive questions to the patrons as they check out? Cashier: Do you have any big plans for the rest of the evening? ... Show more 88 805 19K 449K
ash taylor?! @estroBiologist Jul 12 ... awake at 2am with a very runny nose and im feeling this post big time genderfluid-druid Follow Dec 22 hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus genderfluid-druid Dec 22 tl i require more fluids well what did you do with the fluids | already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them. 6,080 notes 33 6.4K 75K 903K
Alice @AliceTypes 19h ... Follow sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie God i love new york. Where else in the world can you get a sandwich 5:02 PM - 11/2/22 Lan @ad0rnai Jul 12 ok but everything from the decoration to the food is derived from what was up and coming in Brooklyn 8 years ago x.com/nortonmpls/sta... 19 565 22K del 529K
delusions glass @glassdelusions . 15h ... 24yr old kid tried to chat me up in the grocery store just now and his opening line was so you gonna cook some food? 645 230 10K 419K
MS:BALENCI @BalenciPink 19h ... I love when girls get random ass Boyfriends that no one knows like who is that Lmao 110 3.7K 30K 562K
no context memes @weirddalle . 20h s ... our pockets were heavy, but our souls were free 12.56.PM MENU AA احم 144 All SONY Carl Zeiss 7.2 MEGAPIRELS Cyber-shot 44 21K 3.3K 471K
tatum @planetgraves 21h ... (Talking to myself) I just don't know what to tell you 7 2.5K 9.9K del 168K
Tohru Adachi Groyper @twinkophrenia 14h ... Bro I'm sorry but you are at least like 0.5% directly personally responsible for people becoming stupider lol Jake Paul @jakepaul 19h Idicoracy the movie is happening in front of our eyes So sad People are so miserably dumb... 45 1K 31K del 460K
duck @ExtremeBlitz_ . 20h ... when her TV is on HDMI 2 and nothing is plugged into it 290 7.5K 196K 9.8M
Arón @NorwoodDefeat 21h ... I got oneshotted by this post gale na @poisonjr overnight oats gig economy tiny home you are a peasant who eats gruel 12:50 PM - 10/6/22 Twitter for iPhone 6,720 Retweets 240 Quote Tweets 34.1K Likes 4 3.2K 58K del 789K
zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant - 16h ... (complimentary) Joshua Gould @voicearchivist __ Jul 13 Same writer. LOOK UP JAMES GUNN FILM STUDIOS SUPERMAN SCOOBY-DOO ONLY IN THEATERS DAPHNE SHAGGY VELMA FRED JULY 11 9 3.9K 73K del 1.1M
G ... S p ena @speeeena 14h Pela had no idea Betty Воор survived the sinking of the Titanic. What a life TOR 32 1K 14K 315K
Ruff Criminal @RuffCrim 8h ... Such a shame she committed suicide in a couple weeks Disclose.tv @disclosetv - 10h NEW- Ghislaine Maxwell is willing to speak in front of U.S. Congress about The Epstein Files-Daily Mail 126 4.3K 87K del 1.7M
groupon lobotomy @colleen_daves. 12h s ... tried to take this vinyl with me when I moved out of my dads and he showed up at my house Imao M @alovetrilogy Jul 12 she came in SWINGING BAD GIRLS Bad Girls Donna Summer Album Apr 25, 1979 + Il Hot Stuff Donna Summer Bad Girls J. Donna Summer 127 4.3K 103K del 2.7M
erika @yeeeerika 10h ... hey (with the intention of getting ice cream) 36 5.7K 36K 876K
Fleetwood Memes @fleetwood_memes - 22h G ... TA poppa @popitforpoppa Jul 12 i'd rather lose you than the argument 20 1.6K 17K 359K
kate @re_gimiro 18h G ... one day blinding stew ricci @ricci_richy . Dec 23, 2022 Macaroni Salad Name a food you flat out refuse to eat. 46 2.4K 40K 493K
Cjay @ced_jayy 22h G ... Well that's not gonna help vinstar @Vinstar66 : 22h A mask for people with mental illness 17th century 199 3.2K 88K del 2.3M
YungJunko @YungJunko 18h O ... The Walmart by me has been playing Empire Strikes Back in the electronics sections since at least 2006 ovies Best Sellers NIGH THE ONE DARYL DIKON FINAL DISTINATION GALLERY WHO IIII N DIOUS For SAMPLE HADIT IN DEUS2 123 1K 35K 402K
Brandon @Thuislander. 23h O ... Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so i can easily answer the questions 121 4.7K 179K del 1.8M
G ... atrophy wife @zuza_real.1 17h to mathematicians these four are kind of like the beatles + X 91 887 14K del 213K
madi @mauledyou - 17h G ... EATING THE NEW MATCHA DUBAI CHOCOLATE LABUBU CRUMBL COOKIE + 61.4K ... 1,096 4,261 I ABOOORON MATCHA DUBAI 698 8.6K 112K del 3.1M
Kaguya's Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan14h ... I'm assembling a team Grok 347 2.6K 31K del 804K
Django Gold ... @django why do Ronald McDonald and the gang even hang out with the Hamburglar, given his history 10:46 AM . Jul 13, 2025 1.1M Views 170 1.5K 22K 670
anya @yawnyaa . 19h call me a triangle with two equal sides the way i so sillies 27 1.6K 11K 253K
@ceraliza . 7h sugamummy ... My friend got dumped yesterday and last night, we had a FaceTime call where everyone shared how much we hated him and now they are back together. 622 3.7K 50K 1.2M
browse horror @BrowseHorror 18h ... is it out of the realm of possibility of a recession so bad happening that everyone stops paying for streaming services and reverts back to physical media so hard it causes the Blockbuster boom to return. @wydyama Jul 12 yama You just had to be there BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO FOR RENT 583 5.8K 61K 1.6M
@ManMil... 10h O Images That Make You Feel P... ... 2 Pilot Passengers 1 5 OceanGate TITAN 3 6 4 Saddam Husein 24 1.1K 27K 757K
Sour @The_Sourkraut - 6h ... Terrible news. Absolute waste of a day Sour @The_Sourkraut-11h Made it to Alexadria. Hear they have a fantastic library. Cant wait to check it out. 27 1.6K 44K del 709K
Michael Stuernbecker @stuernbecker . 19h G ... Saw my 9th grade gf on hinge Lets run it back its been 10 years Done years t q W e r u i y o p d f h a S j k I g 108 375 39K del 766K
@loonaticcca Jul 13 may ... jojo's career so bizarre rn almost like an adventure @PobBase Jul 12 Pop Base Parody account Bette Davis Eyes by JoJo Siwa debuts at #1 on Global Spotify with 9.15 million streams. JoJo Siwa Bette Davis Egca 116 4.9K 59K 1.3M
xan @xanx_li . 21h ... (british guy unhooking your bra) all right, what's all this then 41 529 10K 480K
ame @HAUNTEDYAOL.  18h ... labubu daughter or dubai chocolate son or matcha nonbinary kid 465 808 4.7K 139K
Scott Barber @thescottbarber 14h ... Must be Protestant AIN CHURCH 13 85 2.6K del 86K
NO CONTEXT HUMA... @HumansNoCont... 6h G ... PIRAMISU 195 7.1K 35K del 1.7M
omar @laputasuciaa.9h ... when is Job Island 242 10K 72K 1.3M

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