24 of the Weirdest Compliments People Have Received

‘I hate Latinos, but you’re alright’
24 of the Weirdest Compliments People Have Received

In theory, a compliment is a nice thing. Unfortunately, as the sort of guys who say “What? It was supposed to be a compliment!” have proven, there exist less-than-polite versions. 

There is, of course, the classic backhanded compliment, which can be seen flung with abandon across every high school cafeteria in the country, but you can also get a compliment that’s not necessarily mean, but definitely doesn’t make you feel warm and fuzzy, either. One that’s just, more than anything, weird. For example, a girl once complimented my eyelashes and asked if I wore mascara in middle school, and that’s clearly still occupying valuable mental real estate for me. 

Below, Reddit users shared the weirdest compliments they’ve ever received.

shoopshoop87 Зу ago Coworker looked at my children, then me and said you must have a really attractive wife. 11K Share ...
saundersmarcelo Зу ago I hate Latinos, but you're alright. 3.7K Share ...
Abdub91 Зу ago I'd sleep with you if you were a girl. Was told that on two separate occasions, by someone more senior than me at my last job. - 9.7K Share ...
Sweatroo Зу ago As a med student I was taking care of a retired colonel at the VA hospital and at the end of our visit he tells me, you are so perfectly medium. I looked at him dumbfounded for a second and then he explained that he meant it as a high complement. I was big enough for hand to hand infantry, but small enough to fit in a tank. Features that could blend in anywhere in Europe to Russia so I could be a spy. I guess I'd make a versatile pawn. 5.6K Share ...
nuboots Зу ago That's a nice watch. From the dude at the next urinal. Honestly, it was so funny I've used it myself since just to mess with people. - 15K Share ... BossSpecific8328 Зу ago Nice Clock.. 6.1K Share ...
Dynosgrrl Зу ago Oooo. You look like that famous lady from TV. What's her name aahhh Got it.... Roseanne, Roseanne Barr. 6.7K Share ...
BilkySup Зу ago you could be really good looking if you were taller. 5.2K Share ...
default156 Зу ago Edited Зу ago Some guy told me aye bro nice nipples after that I never wore those types of tank tops ever again Edit: I was 13 at the time at the time and also a male 9.9K Share ...
halezerhoo Зу ago Damn you're hot, you look just like my sister 12K Share ...
10tpeg Зу ago Edited Зу ago I always hoped Sarah would marry you. Said to me by Sarah's mom. At her wedding to my good friend. Who happened to be standing next to me.
ProductiveFidgeter24 Зу ago Edited Зу ago The first time my mother in law saw me in a bikini she said, I knew my son would end up with a woman like you by the way he breastfed. It was uncomfortable.
nothinrlymatters Зу ago Great birthing hips 12K Share ... xxarchiboldxx Зу ago Was told this by my family since I was about 12... Guess who had to have a c-section birth last year despite my widely praised pelvis 5K Share ...
Daniel_The_Thinker Зу ago Edited Зу ago Lot of guys (and some gals) felt the need to tell me my ex was outta my league. Was funny the first 3 times. Not so much after - 8K Share ...
 Зу ago Edited Зу ago As a guy i was spending time with this girl that said this in these exact words.....you have an amazingly impeccable ass, its so nice like a fat little toddlers ass.. That comment still weirds me out to this day. - 2.3K Share ...
carnivorouspickle Зу ago I want to have sex with your brain's dick. It was a drunk text and kind of flattering, but also the weirdest compliment I've been given. ... - 2.6K Share
FluffyDumpkins Зу ago You have the most perfectly shaped head. I'm bald. In retrospect, the compliment was actually really nice. I just didn't expect my friend's mom to say those words. 4.6K Share ... Butltsadryheataz Зу ago get the same compliment. I love it. 1.1K Share ...
omfgitsmal Зу ago This was in high school, but a female friend of mine told me I had nice genes. | was wearing sweats at the time, and was confused because I thought she said jeans. She clarified saying she meant my hair and skin color. I awkwardly said thanks and to top it off, she said one day, | want to adopt a small little Asian girl who looks just like you. 12K Share ...
Drumfreak101 Зу ago You have very cute ears. Very suckable. From a college classmate (girl) I (guy) had known for several months. I thought she might have a thing for me but after that I never sat with her. - 1.1K Share ...
atmphys Зу ago We had to volunteer in a soup kitchen when I attended Catholic grade school. I was about 13 at the time, and one of the homeless men came up to me and said, You have such pretty eyes. Can I have them? 5.9K Share ...
 Зу ago Edited Зу ago Person: are you a Sagittarius? Me: yea how can you tell? Person: because your eyes are honest Me:  aww thank y- Person: but your face isn't. Me:
georgina-clementine Зу ago Awwwe | love a challenge when | sat down in the hair stylist's chair lol 3K Share ...
TheOneTrueZippy8 Зу ago I'd really like to tattoo your calves. Out cycling, full MAMIL gear, taking a sit down rest by a bus stop. A (far younger) woman exiting the bus looked me up and down and said this. 2.2K Share ...
damarius Зу ago | was about 13 and went to a walk-in clinic because | was having knee pain (I think that was it, but it was a long time ago, anyway, my pants were off). The female doctor was pretty young, but clearly older than | was, and she said My goodness, you have the thighs of a gladiator which struck me as odd at the time. | was a cross-country runner so in pretty decent shape. And no, I didn't say and you should see my sword although if | ever get my DeLorean up to speed... -
pupperfysh Зу ago Edited Зу ago | took my cat to the vet and he says she has great anal tension! as we're both struggling to get her temperature taken. To which | said thanks! | don't think it was a compliment but I cringe every time | remember it. Mostly because my idiotic thanks! 14K Share ...

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