29 Hilarious NSFW Stories People Needed to Get Off Their Chest
There are plenty of risks that come along with waxing your bikini line, but it turns out pain, swelling, burns and accidentally ripping off the skin on your labia are only the beginning. As one Redditor discovered ahead of a rendezvous with her boyfriend, there is yet another painful pitfall that should have a warning label on every Sally Hansen hair removal kit: accidentally sealing your butt cheeks closed. “The wax wasn’t very good and dried to(o) quick(ly) before I could do it properly, so when I went to do the back I ended up gluing my ass cheeks together,” they recalled of their particularly sticky situation.
Forty-five minutes and a lot of baby oil later, she managed to separate her cheeks and come away with one hell of a cautionary tale.
This isn’t the first (or last) time someone has found themselves in the middle of a silly NSFW situation either. Redditors have shared other hilarious yet inappropriate stories they’ve needed to get off their chest, including dildo-to-wall damage and an interesting remedy for clogged ears.
