25 NSFW Work Stories That Will Make Your HR Manager’s Head Spin

‘Cleaning lady did a line of coke off the breakroom counter’
25 NSFW Work Stories That Will Make Your HR Manager’s Head Spin

A lot of what happens during folks’ 9-to-5s isn’t necessarily HR-approved — water-cooler talk can get a little raunchy, or we can learn entirely too much about our coworkers’ personal lives, which is exactly what happened to one Redditor.

“On a Teams conference call with a number of people from a government department, one of the participants typed ‘gaping anus porn’ into the Teams chat window instead of (presumably) a search box in another window they had open,” they recalled.

That said, learning about a coworker’s porn preferences during a mid-meeting snafu isn’t the worst thing Redditors have disclosed. Whether it’s thirsty clients or accidentally getting a little too close with your colleagues, these are the most NSFW things people have seen at the office. In fact, if you’re on the clock, you should probably read this in an incognito window.

sir_percy_percy 16d ago Work here in Vegas, most of the last 16 years involved helping guests in their rooms with tech issues. Cannot even describe some of the stuff I've seen. One of the more obvious ones was in a suite, with line of 5 or 6 drunk ass guys lined up w/dick in hand waiting to get blown by one very 'busy' hooker.. meanwhile I am there with my arm behind the TV trying to work. This kinda stuff was fairly common - 5.1K Reply Share ...
theoutdoorsman95 16d ago I was working at a Taco Bell drive thru. When | took the order I heard a woman moaning in the background while a guy was ordering. When they got to the window a guy and girl were fucking in the back seat. Another guy and girl were naked in the front seat. The driver offered me a hit from his blunt. Weirdest night ever. 1.7K Reply Share ... DJ_McScrubbles95 16d ago Its always the mf taco bell that has wild shit goin on 424 Reply Share ...
Manowar274 16d ago Someone got fired and took a shit on the warehouse floor as they were leaving. 3.5K Reply Share ... + 72 more replies
BoringTruckDriver 16d ago UK truck driver ... I was driving down the M6 motorway near Lancaster and an entire coach-full of women (presumably on their way to a Blackpool hen party) flashed their tits at me in unison. That made my day. 6.6K Reply Share ...
KaiDigo 16d ago Had a security officer get fired after he forgot to log out of a porn site, next associate to use the PC just had lots of pop ups and vaginas all over the screen. 2.7K Reply Share ...
 16d ago Edited 16d ago On a Teams conference call with a number of people from a government department, one of the participants typed gaping anus porn into the Teams chat window instead of (presumably) a search box in another window they had open. - 1.7K Reply Share ...
ProtectandserveTBL 16d ago A guy who had a heart attack, dick in hand watching absolutely filthy porn, with a journal of handwritten notes about what times and what scenes he liked. And it was Christmas Day. 2.1K Reply Share ...
indiofiveone 16d ago I've caught coworkers (two men) jerking each other in the parking lot at lunch - 2.2K Reply Share ... SilverQuicker ОР . 16d ago Guys can be real jerks sometimes 1.6K Reply Share ...
Danishor 16d ago Edited 16d ago I work at a large casino in a position that interfaces with the guests and I have seen a number of such occasions: An elderly naked lady went streaking across the gaming floor x4 Guests removing tampons im plain view and throwing them on the floor to keep playing baccarat or blackjack Elderly men and women masturbating at the slot machines Many flashings from female guests after roulette wins Naked man playing slot machines Drug addicts putting and pulling things from inside themselves Homeless relieving themselves in the trash cans (number 1 and 2)
JamieCalder 16d ago Had a coworker show me her pierced nipples. We were discussing piercings, and she told me she had them pierced, so I asked to see, and she was happy to show them off. I was equally happy to see them, if not more so. - 930 Reply Share ...
MyJagXK 16d ago A lady from HR sneaking into a storage closet with the janitor during lunchbreak. 897 Reply Share ...
AsunderMango_Pt_Two 16d ago I saw a new-ish worker use a chainsaw without ear protection....so to mess with him, I had all of my coworkers mime their conversations so he'd think he went deaf 974 Reply Share ... galaxygothgirl 16d ago Damn, you don't play. 191 Reply Share ...
bazooka_toot 16d ago Current job has 2 I remember, cleaning lady did a line of coke off the breakroom counter. Apparently it was good gear, she offered me a line but I declined as it was like 10:30am.
DrFiveLittleMonkeys 16d ago Drunk naked patient twerking with a tampon string flopping back and forth. But I work in an ED and that's just a random Tuesday, so... 377 Reply Share ...
Ok-Revolution-91 - 16d ago Saw my female employee in a micro bikini - 932 Reply Share ... SilverQuicker ОР . 16d ago Casual Friday? - 349 Reply Share ...
tinyhorsesinmytea 16d ago I worked at a Vegas resort with a topless pool and one of the cocktail girls asked our boss if it was cool if she stayed after and had some drinks, to which he responded of course. She proceeded to remove her bikini top, our eyes all widened, and he had to then be like V... Vanessa. Top on, please... Not sure they cover these specific situations in manager training so best to play it safe I guess. Haha.
Such_Food4915 16d ago this girl was giving her man sloppy toppy in the drive thru - 754 Reply Share ...
DFrizzi 16d ago I reached behind me to do a hand off of a clipboard from my coworkers, I fully grabbed his penis...then I screamed loudly that | grabbed his penis. | could have ran into traffic. 190 Reply Share ... + 1 more reply
God_of_Dyslexia 16d ago The chips vendor was banging my Assistant General Manager in the cold box when I walked in. 140 Reply Share ... SilverQuicker ОР 16d ago A Frito Lay 318 Reply Share ...
KingScorpion98 16d ago | walked into to bathroom to see a 64 year old dude going to town on a 22 year old girl. Both married, he was 2 months away from his retirement..... 53 Reply Share ... + 2 more replies
Yesnopleasethanks7 16d ago My first job at little Caesar's and there was a lesbian couple that would make out and grope each other while working the drive through. Kinda weird. - 35 Reply Share ... Bos_lost_ton 16d ago Little Scissors 110 Reply Share ...
wwefanboy78 16d ago Uber Driver here. Couple I picked up from a bar tried having sex in my back seat in the middle of their ride. Told them not to in a stern voice, pointed toward the dash cam to remind them they're being recorded, and they immediately stopped. Ended up with a new 1 star rating that night for being Not Polite. 24 Reply Share ...
MrTartShart 16d ago A girl fell infront of me. I was the nearest 'object' near her to help catch herself She put her hand on my crotch 22 Reply Share ...
Luvs2spunk 16d ago | saw a woman's gown fall of when getting out of bed. I saw all of her boobs and more. I'm a male nurse and she was 96 years old - 13 Reply Share ...
TheAbyssGazesAlso 16d ago Several people in a meeting. Woman gets up and leaves the room. Guy in the meeting goes over and sniffs the seat of the chair she had been sitting on. It was definitely NSFW for him, since he lost his job over it. 1.6K Reply Share ... ~

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