20 Knock-Knock Jokes Your Dad Will Love

Are you a pig or an owl?
20 Knock-Knock Jokes Your Dad Will Love

William Shakespeare changed the world with his uproarious comedies and harrowing tragedies that would ultimately culminate in 2011’s Gnomeo & Juliet. But the Bard has yet another feather in his cap: inadvertently setting up a dad-approved knock-knock joke.

“When going to see a production of Hamlet, just before the show starts lean to the person next to you and say ‘Knock Knock,’” advised one Redditor when asked to recount the best joke of its kind. “The first line of the show is ‘Who’s there?’”

While that particular set-up requires very specific circumstances, other Redditors have chimed in with knock-knock jokes that don’t require any Shakespearean knowledge whatsoever. Whether it’s a grammar gag or a pencil pun, here are a few variations of the formulaic favorite that your dad will love…

ashman092 12y ago Knock Knock Who's there? Shmellmop Shmellmop who? NO! / will not! haha 266 Award Share ...
UndeadGilroy 12y ago . Edited 10y ago When going to see a production of Hamlet, just before the show starts lean to the person next to you and say Knock Knock The first line of the show is Who's there 1.2K Award Share ...
 12y ago Works better when said out loud. Knock knock. Who's there? Yoda lady. Yoda lady who? 270 Award Share ...
greenmask 12y ago Knock knock Come in God damn it. 151 Award Share ... Thirteenth_Son 12y ago It's open! 24 Award Share ...
 12y ago Knock Knock Who's there? KGB KGB Wh- VE VILL ASK THE QUESTIONS - 343 Award Share ...
nextuserismetoo 12y ago Knock Knock Who's there? Doorbell repair man. 252 Award Share ...
Harasoluka 12y ago Knock knock who's there? Oink oink oink oink who? Are you a pig or an owl? - 146 Award Share ...
Vallessir 12y ago Knock-Knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom - 777 Award Share ...
Melodic_692 12y ago Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses 108 Award Share ...
Ceej91 . 12y ago Knock Knock Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind...it's pointless. 132 Award Share ...
vitvitvit 12y ago My housemate is called Olivia and she tells this one.. Knock knock. Who's there? Olivia. Olivia who? Olivia but I forgot my key, can you let me in? I think effectiveness relies on the accent of the teller haha 18 Award Share ...
 12y ago knock knock who's there? cows go cows go who? no silly, cows go MOO! gets me every time 31 Award Share ...
GingerRanger 12y ago Knock Knock Who's There? Dad. Dad who? UNLOCK THE DOOR CALVIN! 213 Award Share ...
 12y ago Knock Knock. Who's There ? The. The Who ? YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! 74 Award Share ...
sodafizzer77 2y ago Who's there? Dejav. Dejav who? Knock, knock. - 305 Reply Award Share ... portableportal 2y ago Don't quit your dejav. 39 Reply Award Share ...
jbl0ggs 2y ago Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who At your service. - 30 Reply Award Share ...
Best_Pidgey_NA 2y ago Knock knock Who's there? Hike Hike who? Unsuspecting son. Dad waiting with bated breath. Sets the perfect trap. 282 Reply Award Share ...
QNZMadamant . 2y ago Knock knock Who's there Control freak. Now, you say control freak who? - 70 Reply Award Share ...
Rathbone_98 2y ago Knock knock Who's there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I'm good. Hawaii you? 369 Reply Award Share ...
First-Ad9578 2y ago Knock knock! Who's there? Norway! Norway-who? Norway in hell Epstein killed himself! - 176 Reply Award Share ...

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