30 Funny Times Someone Woke Up Next to a Stranger

‘I offered her some Corn Nuts’
30 Funny Times Someone Woke Up Next to a Stranger

Waking up next to a complete stranger isn’t always a horrifying surprise. Sometimes it’s just a confusing surprise that still mystifies you years later. 

Take, for instance, this Redditor, who, at the time, was a teenager living large at a campgrounds music festival. Halfway through his three-day bender, he blacked out. He woke up the next morning on an air mattress in a tent that definitely wasn’t his. As he looked around to get his bearings, he came face-to-face with a couple in the tent with him. The guy looked at him dead in the eyes and said, “Buddy, I don’t know who you are, but you better get the fuck out of here.” 

The Redditor promptly skedaddled.

Other Redditors have remembered the bewildering times they woke up next to complete strangers, including one guy who’s five years into still trying to figure out what happened to him.

MoTown83 4y ago In college I woke up on a couch in a house I'd never been in. Looked down to see a hospital bracelet on my wrist and blood all over my shirt. Walked to a mirror and saw cuts all over my face. Not a single person in the house except for a total stranger sleeping in a room upstairs. I called my friend that I was partying with the night before.... It turns out I hopped onto his bicycle the night before not knowing it was a fixed gear. (No hand brakes) Having never ridden a fixie
TheCoffeeCakes 4y ago Freshman year. College dorm. She crawled into my bed in the middle of the night. She proceeded to have a legitimate psychological breakdown over the next four hours in my dorm room. Scariest shit I have ever experienced. Within 48 hours, her parents and the police were escorting her off campus. She never returned. One could say that my freshman year was a defining period of my life - this story being but one of the notable incidents. Unbelievable heartbreak, this psychological breakdown, family context, etc. My heart goes out to the young men in their late teens and
4y ago Roommate was being an absolute ass hole to his girl friend at 3am. I had never met her before but she was smashed and couldn't drive. I sleepily got her and let her sleep in my bed with me. We introduced ourselves in the morning. 73 ...
Role-Fine 4y ago I went to a party, had some beer bongs, and then smoked some weed... then did some hard liquor beer bongs some keg stands and then I am sure a lot more The next morning I woke up had no idea where I was I was naked on a couch surrounded by a bunch of women I had no idea who they where Had no idea where I even was... I didn't know anyone so I just took off and didn't look back + 113 ...
somewhereonthewind 4y ago Edited 4y ago Woke up at the wrong end of the bed with my knees on the floor and my ass out, but my head was tucked into the bottom of the bed... he asked where his wallet was and then left. Another time I woke up in a bed soaked with piss next to a man in a bunny suit. To this day I'm still not sure who wet the bed Thanks u/hellfireunicorn120 for the award! + 515 ...
4y ago When I was about 23 I woke up to a stray cat I had taken in the night before. Slowly recalled petting him. In my bed. Found the mess in the kitchen - I had cooked him a piece of fish. Snuggled him. Не was hideous. + 396 ...
creatureoflove 4y ago I woke up to the sound of rain hitting the tent i was in (not my tent) and the random guy next to me saying oh fuck! My unicycle! + 9.5K ...
4y ago Woke up next to a very large guy. I am cis male American. Не spoke no English. Recognized he was speaking Spanish. Took 4 years of Spanish in HS. Found out he was from Chile. Wild turkey 100 proof. Friends still 25 years later. Не became a physician and I am an RN. 221 ...
4y ago Edited 4y ago Took too much water, had a blast in bed, woke up and was very unsure of who he was. Не woke up and explained what had happened. Good guy. Very respectful and careful. I wish him all the best, even though I have no idea who he is water means GHB. Just enough to feel the effect, too little to pass out. I fell asleep because it was getting late. Someone said PCP, But that does not really work as an aphrodisiac 186 ...
WearyMatter 4y ago Wasn't me but a guy I knew had a story. In college he got drunk at a party and his ride bailed. It was January and cold but he figured he could hoof it the couple miles back to his dorm. Не took a shortcut through a graveyard and took a break, sitting on a grave using the headstone as a backrest. Well he fell asleep. When he woke up in the morning, a houseless person had curled up next to him to share body warmth. Might've saved his life. + 558 ...
Serbian-American 4y ago Day after a rush party | woke up to an alarm that wasn't mine. Heard a voice to my left say it's 6 gotta go to work reached over and handed her the phone and pretended to go back to bed. She was putting her shoes on by the dorm door and said aww thank you. Opened my eyes and apparently after blacking out and doing the deed I put a water bottle and granola bar in her shoe for work. Dunno what happened there 539 ...
Mumblerumble 4y ago My roommate had a party. I woke up in the morning and there was a girl who had drunkenly snuck into my bed and fallen asleep. We woke up at pretty much the same time in the early am, both very confused. We talked for a minute and she insisted on taking a bathroom break, borrowing some pjs and snuggling back to sleep for a while. It somehow just felt like the natural thing to do. We ended up dating for a while and the joke was that we had slept together before we met. 891 ...
Dry_Today1255 4y ago Edited 4y ago I married him lol I was mad at my ex and saw him at the party. I started downing drinks with this guy at the bar and was like hey, you wanna f**? Не just looked at me kinda surprised and stuttered, yea. So I didn't know where he was from or what his name was. We woke up the next morning and he asked for my number. We started dating and got married 3 years later. + 899 ...
4y ago Hostel in the Philippines. Woke up to some drunk man-bun dude squeezing into my bed with me. Mine was the one next to the door, so I figured he just stumbled in. I politely tried to tell him its not his bed, but he refused to move so I violently kicked him off. It was hot as shit, so I already had trouble falling as sleep earlier and this just pissed me off. Great trip though. 1.1K ...
lookslikeyourcheese e 4y ago Edited 4y ago Was a female in my mid 20's and fell asleep in a 60+ man's hotel bed after a night of drinking in restaurant across from said hotel. What could have been a recipe for disaster turned into him saying 'if I ever had a daughter I hope she'd be just like you. I called ya a cab and here's your wallet. Be safe now.' 2.7K ...
156 y NO The Original Young Hearts the Tempe-Jeff . 4y ago Cand Dade Teach - I woke up in bed with a woman with the funkiest tattoos imaginable. No clue on how I got there at all. My ***** still inside her. No idea how we managed to get there. Disturbing. She had no car and mine was still at the Bar. Awkward conversation and parting of the ways. Her Husband was due back from a Trip in a few hours. No more Long Island Ice Tea's for me!
cbelt3 4y ago Got really drunk at a dorm party. Ended up carrying a passed out girl up to her room (3 flights of stairs, elevator was out). Plunked her in her bed, took her shoes off. Then passed out on her floor. She woke me up by stepping on me and yelling at me. I was too hung over to argue and just left. 5.2K ...
JL_Adv 0 4y ago In a dorm room, early September. Roommate came home and didn't lock the door. Person who lived in the room the last year came in and climbed into what was now MY bed and passed out. I woke up. Hilarity ensued. We became great friends. 2.8K ...
geckgecgehhh 4y ago Slept with a dude in college and didn't realize he had a girlfriend. She was calling in the morning and he turned over to me saying babe why are you calling me? The most shame walk ensued...they're still together lol. + 1.1K ...
iAteBurger . 4y ago . Edited 4y ago Woke up, didn't remember his name, pretend to ask for his messenger so that I could get his name again. Next month will be our 4th anniversary.
Rubber_Fist_of_love 4y ago Not a bed but kind of an abandoned trailer in the middle of the desert. Found shelter slept in it woke up there was another person in their. They didn't know I was in there either. When I stood up and looked around they were staring at me all wide eyed and clearly freaked out. I didn't know what to do and we just looked at each other for a little bit. I don't know what to say so I offered her some corn nuts. We both laughed at that and then we shortly left without asking
Franknng 4y ago While still living at my parents house, woke up after a clubnight. It was still a bit dark, but I saw someone next to me in my bed. Spend 15 minutes trying to figure who this was before I decided to take a look. Turns out it were my extra blankets I used to fill up the space between bed and wall. Decided I needed a lot more sleep before going out of bed. + 13K ...
dougiebgood 4y ago Edited 4y ago Got really drunk in Vegas, some girl with her friends insisted on going to up to my room. I kept telling her she didn't have to, but she kept saying let's go, let's go. We kissed twice, then she immediately passed out in my bed, so I did the same (with all of our clothes on). I woke up a few hours later, still in a half drunk state having COMPLETELY forgotten about her. Looked over and my brain was like WTF? Where am I?? I quickly remembered and went back to sleep. Woke
1 4y ago Away at college. Went to a bar, met a girl. I woke up the next morning in an on campus apartment sharing a recliner with said girl. Neither of us lived on campus or knew who lived in the apartment we ended up at. + 19K ...
manlikerealities 4y ago When I was 11 I went to my friend's place for a horror movie sleepover night. I woke up with a 4 year old boy who turned out to be her little brother, clinging to all my blankets in fear. Не had eavesdropped on our sleepover after pretending to go to bed early, and was now convinced a killer doll would murder him in his sleep. Their mom made us all hot chocolate and then he slept in her bed all night. + 31K ...
tedwinco 4y ago I know a guy who went home with a stranger. Went pee in the middle of the night naked. Went back to bed. Woke up to screaming. Не had gone back to the wrong room and was naked in her mother's bed. + 19K ...
punksmostlydead 4y ago Edited 4y ago At my brother- and sister-in-law's in Brunswick, GA. SiL had been subtly flirty with me all night. We all were completely shitfaced on red wine, and my wife passed out on the sofa; I staggered off to bed. I awoke in the wee hours with a large, warm body fully pressed up against my back. I was immediately terrified it was SiL, and I was going to have to either make a scene or have some serious 'splaining to do. Turns out it was BiL's Rottweiler. I went back to sleep. + 754 ...
darcyville 4y ago I was around 19 years old and at a weekend festival where most people camped out in tents. I got hammered and blacked out on Saturday and woke up on an air mattress in somebody else's tent. I sat up to get my bearings at some point in the morning and a couple was also in the tent, but not laying on the air mattress. The guy sat up right after me and said Buddy, I don't know who you are, but you better get the fuck out of here. I didn't stick around to ask any
is_this_twitter_ 4y ago Was in college, went out too hard on a Thursday night because I had no class the next day. Woke up in my own room to a girl standing there getting dressed. I was dumbfounded, she super casually put on her jacket, said I have to get to class and left before I could even get a word out. I NEVER saw her again. Tried to ask friends who I came home with, everyone said | just disappeared. Her face is burned into my mind and now, 5 years later, I have no clue what happened or
cbta1 4y ago I was a witness but technically was my boyfriend. My boyfriend and I were at my house, home from college. Went out, got plastered, passed out in my bed. In the middle of the night I hear my parents scream laughing. Turns out BF got up to рее, walked into their room, and nestled between my parents. BF only in his boxers and both my parents sleep completely naked. My dad wakes up and realizes something is off. Tries to wake BF up, can't wake him and can't stop laughing. Finally I hear the commotion and retrieve

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