35 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, April 4, 2025
Despite Matt Rife’s apparent disdain for people with disabilities, penchant for dunking on women and insistence he’s never gone under the knife (despite looking like that), comedy’s resident frat bro has apparently found a few scraps of self awareness — namely, he can see the similarities between himself and fellow controversial comedian Dane Cook.
“So many other people do bring that (comparison) to my attention,” he shared during a recent sitdown with People. “That’s somebody who reached the pinnacle of success in comedy, right?”
As Rife gets cozy with his asshole predecessors, Conan O’Brien refuses to let the government’s cabinet full of them get him down. During a recent installment of Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend, the late-night legend revealed some of the reasons he decided to accept his Mark Twain Prize for American Humor amid President Donald Trump’s ongoing takeover of The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
“I felt like it was important to show up because, first of all, we were brought in under the old regime and the people who brought me in are no longer there, but I thought we should honor their decision, and we went,” he explained. “It really made it feel like this is — and, without being pompous — it just felt like this is not a normal event, and we all need to be on our toes and kind of be funny, but also bring some optimism.”
Fortunately for O’Brien, there’s a whole lot of comedy to be found in today’s funniest tweets, the best of which are about a Dubai chocolate blunt, the health benefits of chicken parm and the joys of using your stove’s front right burner.
