26 of the Funniest Times Kids Accidentally Swore

No, the c-word doesn’t work in ‘Boggle’
26 of the Funniest Times Kids Accidentally Swore

School may be the best place to learn to read, but one Redditor refused to keep their love of language confined to their kindergarten classroom. During a trip to a local college pizza parlor with their parents, the linguistically-inclined Redditor decided to apply their newly-minted reading skills to some graffiti in the restaurant bathroom. 

“I returned to the table and asked my mom what F-U-C-K spelled,” they recalled. Their mother suggested they sound it out, which made the table “roar with laughter,” as they dropped their first F-bomb. 

Other Redditors have recounted the times they stumbled into reciting profanity, including tales that involve shocking nicknames, rhyming fails and Boggle games gone wrong.

Sivitiri 3mo ago I'm told my first words I spoke was shit head because that's what my dad called me 114 Reply Award Share ... Beautiful-Square-112 e 3mo ago I can't tell if that's in a mean or endearing way | hope he meant it in a nice way 27 Reply Award Share ... Sivitiri 3mo ago It wasn't in a demeaning way. Не calls me Spud now 18 Reply Award Share ...
italiangel24 3то ago In elementary school, a friend played a game with me in which he laid down at my fingers except for my middle finger. I didn't get the joke so I proceeded to wave my middle finger all around the class saying what's the big deal, | don't get it.. the teacher sent me to the principal. 91 Reply Award Share ...
Cjc2205 3то ago Edited 3mo ago Cunt 10yr old roughly, my friends parent spelt it out to another adult thinking we wouldn't understand, I asked what's a cunt? 78 Reply Award Share ...
AnybodySeeMyKeys 3mo ago Evidently, it was 'fuck.' My kindergarten teacher said it in the carpool. So when | got home, | decided to show off my newly-expanded vocabulary. And was paddle for my efforts. 20 Reply Award Share ...
Weak_Moment_8737 3mo ago Bastard. I'm not sure it's a curse word. But I used to say it a lot, and a neighbor asked me if I knew what it meant. I was 5, I said no, it's what my mom, uncle, and grandmother calls me. I thought it was my nickname. 19 Reply Award Share ...
Creative-Invite583 3mo ago My Brother could not say the TR sound. Instead it came out with the F sound. Не loved trucks. Whenever we drove anywhere and he saw a truck. Не would yell out, LOOK A F*CK! much to my parents consternation. 18 Reply Award Share ...
JwithoutK 3то ago Showed every one of my friends and some aunts the middle finger like Mr. .Bean when I saw my cousins do it..... Thought it was a new Spiderman Web shooting thing 14 Reply Award Share ...
Careful-Drama 3mo ago Mom told me, when i asked, that shit meant the same thing as shoot. So whenever I was upset at an inanimate object, my 6 yr old self would scream shit. Then I learned bitch, and even though I'd been told it meant a female dog, I still called my little sister a bitch. Got slapped across the face for that one. 21 Reply Award Share ...
egrebs 3то ago I asked my middle school teacher what cunt meant in class after hearing some of the older kids I played tennis with use it at a tournament. 8 Reply Award Share ...
ImLegitBroski 3mo ago Slut, i remember the day I started saying it and called some family members that word, thinking it wasnt offensive, my dad slapped me so hard I realised the mistake I made right away. 8 Reply Award Share ...
Nikobobinous 3mo ago | was something like 8 or 9, I had been playing with older neighbourhood kids and they called me the C- bomb When I got home and was taking off muddy/wet clothes, mum got mad that I was messing up the laundry room floor and I repeated the word I'd learned, directed at her. I was quickly corrected Award Share 8 Reply ...
KungPowKitten 3mo ago While learning to read, I went to a pizza shop on campus w/ parents. Early 70's, you could send your kid to the restroom by themselves. I returned to the table and asked my mom what F U с K spelled. She told me to sound it out. I did successfully and the table roared with laughter. 7 Reply Award Share ...
Temporary-Redditor 3mo ago Not me but my gfs daughter is three and we were getting her ready for bed the other night and she was in the bathroom peeing and washing her face and we hear the smallest little this is bullshit come from the bathroom and we call her out to the living room and she repeats it and said she learned it from her teenage sister (who does say it quite a bit) ... I tried my hardest not to crack up in front of her but couldn't hold it 6 Reply Award Share ...
UjustMe-4769 3mo ago Someone had carved fuck into the siding of a building in our school yard. Boys in my class would laugh every time I said it, so when we went back into class | wrote it on a piece of paper and showed it to the girl sitting in front of me. Got a stern talking to from the principal nun, and was told that was going on to my permanent record. I got into my first college choice, but | held my breath until I did. 6 Reply Award Share ...
silverbaby7 3mo ago P*$$¥, i only said it cuz i was copying a guy in my class. Anyway went home and kept saying it to my sister, then yea well my parents heard me and i learned the hardway it does not mean' ' scaredy cat'. 5 Reply Award Share ... JizzEater_69 3mo ago | mean, technically it does tho 8 Reply Award Share ...
 3то ago Didn't know 'fanny' is slang (in Britain at least) for the downstairs lady bits. A few years later, I learnt that Americans call a bumbag a fanny pack. 5 Reply Award Share ...
chiefvsmario 3mo ago Dick. We had an Uncle Dick who was a real piece of work, my siblings were acting like assholes so I told them they were acting like Dick. I got my mouth washed out with soap, but joke's on my dad because I just ate a ВК Angus Burger and that soap bar made me puke in the car. 5 Reply Award Share ...
Cheap-Asparagus3842 3то ago When I was younger and played Minecraft servers, I'd shorten Come to Cum because | thought it was normal to shorten words. I mean, we shorten words like You to u so why can't I say Cum to my house? Well, I found out later on, and it's pretty funny remembering why people reacted the way they did. 5 Reply Award Share ...
LousanitysSus OP 3mo ago My first one was cunt because my dad would usually say You Connecticunt! To people who drove poorly on the road with a Connecticut license plate. I told my dad What a cunt! when we were watching baseball. Не took my Xbox away and slapped me with his belt. 4 Reply Award Share ...
metalmick 3mo ago My mum used to think twat was another word for twit. It was a sad day when she found out 4 Reply Award Share ...
WallScore 3mo ago Douchebag Imao. Heard it on Family Guy and figured if it wasn't censored it was fair game. Cut to me playing video games and yelling Douchebag! Every time I died mom just about whipped me for that one 4 Reply Award Share ...
RareSpice42 3mo ago I liked to rhyme when | was a kid and when Itched I would go itchy itchy stitchy bitchy and my parents laughed hysterically before setting me straight. 4 Reply Award Share ...
Gutbucket1968 3то ago As a wee child, I spelled out с U N T while playing Boggle with my family, but I didn't know if it was a word or not. They quickly assured me no, it wasn't a word. 3 Reply Award Share ...
EasyBounce 3mo ago I was probably 5 and I was riding in the car with my parents. My dad was driving and grumbling about someone in front of him driving slow and stupid so I decided to chime in with a new word I'd heard my granddad yelling the other day, so I immediately hollered YEAH, MOVE IT YA DUMB BASTARD! My dad died 3 years later when I was 8. | wonder what he would think about my F bomb dropping potty mouth now, lol. 3 Reply Award Share ...
j-joker65 e 3mo ago Douche. I thought it was a clever new version of dummy. 3 Reply Award Share ...
Timmeh_2284 3mo ago I'm not sure I'd classify it a swear word, but I called my brother a dildo in front of my dad a great many years before I knew what a dildo was. The following talk was...interesting. Reply Award Share 522 ...

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