28 Mortifying Moments People Had During a Doctor’s Appointment

‘Fell asleep on my balls one time…’
28 Mortifying Moments People Had During a Doctor’s Appointment

No one wants to go to a doctor’s appointment, but having a rectal exam on the docket can make for an even more stressful situation.

One Redditor was suffering from gastrointestinal issues and letting a doctor get up close and personal ended up being a spectacularly slapstick mishap. After a “test tube-like implement” was inserted into his butt, he made the mistake of taking a glimpse in the office mirror, explaining “(I) saw this kind man peering into my butthole, and kinda lost it.” 

His case of the giggles had consequences, and he “laughed so hard the implement in my butthole shot out at this kind man.” 

Other Redditors have remembered their most embarrassing doctor’s appointments, which include tales of postage stamps adhered to labia, the dangers of eating too many Swedish Fish and the world’s hugest fart.

MahaMarr 3mo ago About 7 years ago, I woke up in the morning, yawned nice and wide, and pop, dislocated my jaw, stuck wide open. One trip to the ER later, the doctor safely popped it back in place. Easy, done and done, no pain. Grabbed some coffee on the way back, went for another yawn since I was still tired. Pop | dislocated my jaw twice in the same morning, with a return trip to the ER not even an hour after I left the first time. To make matters worse, when the doctors had trouble putting it back
eugeneugene 3mo ago Went to the ER with severe stomach pain. When the doctor finally saw me they started pushing on my stomach asking where it hurts and they dislodged the worlds hugest fart. I farted for a solid minute. It smelled so bad my eyes were watering. I was cured Share 14K Reply ...
runninggirl9589 3mo ago Dentist had his fingers in my mouth and said light to his assistant in the room. I thought he said bite so I bit him. Even typing this I can't believe I bit my dentist. 8K Reply Share ...
bondsman333 3mo ago My poop was red. WebMD said I might have cancer. They asked me for a sample. Doctor called back a few days later and asked about my diet. Apparently large quantities of Swedish fish will turn your poop red. Share 11K Reply ...
M1DNI6HT_K1N6 3mo ago I fell asleep on my balls one time and I woke up with immense fuckin pain. My roommate drove me to the hospital, and I had to explain to my doctor about what happened. It was very uncomfortable but he told me that the best solution is a warm bath and to relax; don't touch it and just let it settle. Не ended up telling me that in some cases like this, the patient's testicles would be removed due to zero blood flow.. 1.9K Reply Share ... ColonelBelmont 3mo ago My buddy had that happen. Woke up
WisestCracker 3mo ago Went to the urologist for testicle pain (nothing serious). Не said he wanted to try to look at it by by trans- illumination, which apparently involves shining a bright light through my scrotum. I thought, okay, he's going to use some fancy equipment or something. Nope. Не just flicks the lights off, whips out his personal phone from his pocket, turns on the flashlight, and proceeds to snug it right up underneath my ballsack. Not really embarrassing, but kinda weirded out that this doc is walking around with the mustiest phone in town. - 5.3K Reply Share
kitttygirl 3то ago I got staph infection in my butt crack from sitting in a bathtub used by a relative who was a staph carrier. | had to drop my pants and bend over the exam table while the doctor lanced it and drained it. Now I refuse to take a bath anywhere that's not my home. 2.2K Reply Share ... External_Clothes8554 3mo ago Wow that's crazy! New fear thank you! 608 Reply Share ...
calyxte212 3то ago Edited 3то ago Admitting to my doctor the reason I stopped taking my anxiety medication was because I ran out and was afraid I'd be accused of drug-seeking if I called and asked for a refill. 4.4K Reply Share ... fellawhite 3mo ago Being too anxious to get anxiety medication is probably one of the most relatable things on here for me 4K Reply Share ...
MaximusVulcanus 3то ago Had an irritated mole removed. Said mole was basically on my inner thigh with my nutsac rubbing against it all the time. The removal process had me with legs up in the air, spread wide with my dick and sac held to the side by me while male Dr and older female nurse took care of it. 3.2K Reply Share ... Relevant_Struggle 3то ago I had to get a mole removed from my inner labia Not fun 1.8K Reply Share ...
 3mo ago Have had GI issues my whole life, including hemorrhoids. Asked my GP and he wanted to take a look. The mirror in the room really made this experience. Не asked and | consented to having a test tube like implement inserted into my rectum. His goal what to see what was going on right inside. I, unfortunately, saw this kind man peering into my butthole, and kinda lost it. I laughed so hard the implement in my butthole shot out at this kind man. Не referred me to a GI. And that was that. 507 Reply Share
elusiveelation 3mo ago I remember reading an embarrassing story in a magazine, by a woman who had gone to the gynecologist and had to give a urine sample. She finished peeing only to realize there was no tp, so she grabbed a tissue from her purse. Later, when she was lying on the table, the doctor gave her a curious look before peeling a priority US stamp from her labia. Share 3.7K Reply ...
therealcreepypasta 3mo ago Pretty sure I might win this one. Went to my family doctor with butt and stomach issues, and on the drive over I was convinced she was going to stick the ol' finger up the bum for the first time (I'm a male 30s). When I got there I told her my issues. She told me to get up on the exam table. As she turned around to get gloves I was like, welp here goes and proceeded to pull my pants down and bend over the exam table. She turned back around, and audibly gasped in
 3mo ago | thought I was spotting when I was pregnant. I was scared I was miscarrying and it was the first time I was pregnant. Turns out bc I was suuuuuuper constipated and when I finally pooped I ripped my butthole open and that's where the bleeding came from. 4.4K Reply Share ... iliketurtles861 3то ago Ah the beauty of pregnancy 1.8K Reply Share ...
Emotional-Regret-656 3то ago You haven't lived until you've had an MRI defecography for pelvic prolapse. You have to fill your rectum with ultrasound gel and then poop it on command while laying down inside an MRI machine while its scanning you. Fun times. 377 Reply Share ...
gonewildecat 3mo ago More embarrassing for the doctor...I was at the GYN. I saw the same doctor my mother did. I'm in the stirrups and the doctor is all up in there when she suddenly said, You look sooo much like your mother! I was flabbergasted and said WHAT?!?! She put her head up and was absolutely crying with laughter. Immediately apologized for the timing of that comment. Tbf, I do look at lot like my mom. But face to face with my lady bits was not the best timing for her to point it out. 1.1K Reply Share ...
thejaf73 3mo ago 17 years old I went to the family doctor after my first time because my penis was red and swollen. I was freaking out because I used a condom. The doctor came in an informed me that | was allergic to Noxel-9 the spermiside in condoms not a STD. The doctor thought it was quite funny. 774 Reply Share ...
Dry-Statement-2146 3то ago Got so high I thought I was gonna die. Didn't realize you could get a bad high lol 1.4K Reply Share ...
ScorpioSerenity 3mo ago I had a swollen uvula after my wisdom teeth removal. I had to go heavy on pronouncing uvula, so nobody would mistake me saying vulva 1.2K Reply Share ... messytripledheaded 3то ago Even tho you said uvula I still read that as vulva Imao 1.1K Reply Share ...
EvaSirkowski 3mo ago My throat hurt and the doctor couldn't find what it was, so the ORL was gonna check with a camera. I opened my mouth. ORL: No, the other hole. Me: What?!? ORL: Your nostrils. Me: Uh... Ah, right, right... 517 Reply Share ...
Louisville82 3mo ago I got my vasectomy on Halloween day, I was in all Louisville cardinal gear (college team), the nurse that came in the room to shave (or make sure I was shaved) and numb me, just so happen to be dressed as a Kentucky wild cats, cheerleader for Halloween. Louisville and Kentucky hate each other and are rivals, I looked at her and said I beg you, please don't take the rivalry into consideration right now 2.2K Reply Share ...
Definition-Pretend 3то ago Having to show Doctor who took care of me since young childhood my giant swelled rash covered crotch because I bought the wrong pads by accident. I didn't realize some pads are scented. Apparently my nethers are allergic to the smell of peaches. Share 610 Reply ... + 9 more replies
Illustrious-Bill8441 3то ago Hands down that time I had to ask my new dr why my clit grew while I was pregnant. She was already down there doing a cervical check, so I decided to say since we're getting acquainted so quickly, I figured I'd ask, wtf is going on with my clit bro she had to take a second to laugh before she could continue to examine me. It's still like that, and that doctor, and the postpartum one both have no idea why it hasn't gone back to normal 502 Reply Share ... prettyy_vacant 3mo ago Testosterone is
screechdiddy . 3mo ago Infected hemorrhoid. Hot nurse. Hot doctor FML 1.3K Reply Share ...
Pleasant-Valuable972 3mo ago We thought our son had jaundice again and we rushed him to the doctor. Our doctor asked  what have you been feeding him? My wife responded he kept eating carrots all the time. Everyone laughed. 254 Reply Share ...
Internal_Speed_6370 3mo ago Middle school. Ended up in the ER because I was having difficulty breathing for several days. I suffered from anxiety for several years at that point, so I figured it was just panic attacks - or I was dying of lung cancer. Still, the doctors took pity on me and ran a full series of tests over a few hours. Once the x-rays came back, my dad was asked to leave the room, and the doctor stepped in to ask when the last time I took a poop was. I couldn't recall, but on cue - and with a chuckle - he held
letothegodemperor 3mo ago Honestly, the third time I had to go into detox for alcohol abuse disorder. It's really embarrassing having to admit to everyone that you've failed-again. 753 Reply Share ... 3mo ago PetrichorMoodFluid At least you are proof that you aren't going to give up trying. NOTHING embarrassing about that. 402 Reply Share ...
DismalTree4161 3то ago Edited 3mo ago Two trips to the (same) ER within 48 hours for the same ingrown pubic hair / it was the size of a golf ball and they somehow did not puncture it the first time. (Edited spelling.) 534 Reply Share ...
klasee 3mo ago My sister had a visit for an ankle injury, the doctor asked to examine the other leg for comparison but she only shaved one leg so she kept refusing and the doctor kept insisting. When she finally agreed, the doctor was visibly shocked by her hairy leg, the rest of the visit continued in silence. 129 Reply Share ...

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