25 of the Funniest Things to Happen During Sex Ed Class

‘Teacher admitted to losing his virginity at age 33’
25 of the Funniest Things to Happen During Sex Ed Class

Sexual education class can be awkward for kids, but it can be equally so for teachers.

A Redditor recalls the time when, during a sex ed class, the teacher asked, “What is the only method of contraceptive that prevents pregnancy 100 percent of the time?” After a few moments of silence, a kid raised his hand and shouted, “Anal!” The answer, of course, was “abstinence,” but it’s hard to argue with his line of thinking.

Other Redditors have recalled the most unforgettably hilarious things that happened in their sex ed classes, and we need an update from the kid who asked if you can get an STD from having sex with chickens. What the hell, dude?

OzzieBloke777 7y ago Not a teacher, was a student in the same class as a teacher was passing out condoms for us to see different types. Teacher was quietly droning on about something when suddenly a girl at the back of the class exclaims, Oooh! Ribbing! It was so sudden, and so passionately delivered, that the entire class promptly descended in to hysterics. The condoms were collected quickly by the teacher. 1.1K Share ...
H8RNsTRIPLE 5y ago My sex ed teacher in 7th or 8th grade can't remember was the girls softball coach.. he would go on and on about how he got his vasectomy and that same afternoon he was at the golf course.. he kept trying to talk the guys into getting a vasectomy.. what kind of teacher tries to convince 7th and 8th graders to get a vasectomy.. + 387 Share ...
TheLegendOfMikeC 7y ago . Edited 7y ago . A teacher friend of mine showed me the pages they use to teach 10 year olds sex ed. It referred to the woman's vagina as becoming slippery in the lead up to intercourse. We still get a good laugh discussing a slippery vagina + 2.8K Share ...
zpGeorge e 5y ago 0 Not a teacher, but this happened during a sex ed talk in high school. A girl asked if you could get pregnant if you sat in a bathtub filled with semen. The instructor wasn't sure where to begin with that one. 628 Share ...
IMissJerry4295 7y ago Student here. Teacher admitted losing his virginity at age 33. Not that there's something wrong with that when you tell an adult, but when you tell it to 20 fifteen year olds who barely respect you as it is, it doesn't end well. + 5.2K Share ...
Special_Custard6015 4y ago My friend's mom bought a Sexual Reproductive pop-up book. It covered both male and female. So you would open it up and the uterus and fallopian tubes would pop up at your face. You can only imagine the fun we had with that. + 8.7K Share ...
Marvel089 4y ago 9th grade sex ed: teacher got a wooden penis to show how to put on a condom and the condom ripped in front of everyone. And our teacher said, In my 27 years of living, I have never seen a condom rip and someone in the back of class said, Damn, teacher be getting hella bitches and he legit laughed nervously + 8.9K Share ...
fireflyfly3 4y ago Edited 4y ago . Catholic middle school. In eighth grade they made us watch a video that was basically don't have sex or you'll die. The woman speaking in the video literally said she could tell if a girl has had sex or not by looking into her eyes and gazing into her spirit. Aside from basic biology and anatomy, that was the only formal sex ed that I received in school. That's horrifying. 6K Share ...
Murky-Purple 7y ago Way back when, there was a very confused boy (12ish I'd say) in my class who asked what the blue stuff women 'pee out' during their periods was. The teacher of course explained it was blood etc. and not blue stuff at all. Не was amazed! Не had seen pad commercials on TV where they pour blue water to show how absorbent they are and just figured women actually exuded bright blue liquid once a month. + 2.9K Share ...
 5y ago I took a sex-Ed class in the south, so they teach abstinence. The teacher gave the stats of all the different types of birth control and their percentage of preventing pregnancies. She then asked the class, What is the only way method of contraceptive that prevents pregnancies 100% of the time? I'll give you a hint it starts with А. A couple moments of silence go by then a kid behind me says, Anal! + Share 5.9K ...
couchstank 7y ago Not a teacher but one guy in my class years ago asked: If a girl is sucking my penis, and I ejaculate in her mouth, and give her a kiss afterwards, is it like sucking your own penis? Our sex-ed teacher was blind, but you could still tell in her eyes that she was fucking stunned. The answer was no. + 6.1K Share ...
dulcian_ 5y ago When informed that the volume of ejaculate is about a teaspoon, one boy did the math in his head and shouted There's 96 orgasms to a pint! + 2.3K Share ...
Tugboatdriver 4y ago Edited 4y ago E In my school sex ed was co-ed until gender specific issues came up. So when it came time to learn how to self check for cancers we split into groups. When we were sent away to watch a film on testicular cancer, I said, alright fellas let's watch the ball game! And got detention. I still think it was a Grade A joke.
Beatleborg22 4y ago There was a kid in class who raised his hand and asked, whats it called when girls spray out that liquid during sex? The teacher responded girls don't do that. Не said trust me its real, I've seen it a bunch of times in videos She never responded. That was 6th grade. 12K Share ...
theritter 4y ago . Edited 4y ago The only thing I remember from sex-Ed which was taught by the creepy lunch lady. Lunch lady unrolls a condom and stretches it as far as she could. Then she says I know none of you are this big, so this will fit any of you.
 4y ago 9th grade health with Mr. Lamb. Dude was an absolute gem of a human being, but his voice sounded exactly like Barry White. Like all the time. So any time he tried to say anything remotely sexual, it sounded like the voiceover for a raunchy R&B song. Which made the freshmen erupt in laughter. Constantly. Poor guy just couldn't get through a lesson for three straight weeks. + 18K Share ...
bigbabyxrey 4y ago 0 Edited 4y ago My health teacher in high school told us condoms are strong and they are very stretchy. Don't believe any guy who goes I'm too big, it won't fit all this or it's just gonna break anyways, why bother putting one on. She then produced three condoms available for pickup in the health office, proceeded to pull one over her hand and up past her elbow on her arm like it was a fancy costume glove, spread her fingers out as wide as they can go, stretch two remaining of said condoms over her
Ectophylla_alba . 4y ago Teacher hit a girl in the face with a dildo. We did not learn how to put on condoms that year. + Share 14K ...
Smaffytaffy 4y ago Edited 4y ago Unintentional sex ed happened for me in forth grade. In an assignment we had to invent a new town relating to the gold rush. I named it Kay Porn, and I thought I just made a new word (did not know what porn was). My imagination sucks and the town name was similar to a name I recently heard Cape Horn. We had to give a reason for the name and my unimaginative mind said they didn't know why A teacher parent conference later i was confused why they were asking me about the
aliveinjoburg2 - 4y ago . My sex ed teacher brought a kid up to the front of the classroom wearing a shirt that had too long sleeves and explained what an uncircumcised penis looked like. + 31K Share ...
4y ago We did a thing in 9th grade where anyone could write down a question anonymously. One was about average penis size. This was in the early 90s, so that wasn't something we could just google. The sex ed teacher, who was highly trained at coaching football but probably not at sex ed, told us between 7 and 9 inches. Probably every guy nervously glanced around the room and tried to put in their sure, that sounds about right face. I was convinced for about a year that I had a micropenis. + 1.8K Share ...
RichmondTransplant . 4y ago . One kid in my class asked if you could get STDs from having sex with a chicken. Kind of put him on the spot and was a little suspicious... + 28K Share ...
probablyabnormal 4y ago Sixth grade sex Ed - at the end of the class, the teacher opened the floor for questions. She said we could ask anything as long as it was a serious question. The only question I remember is when a kid (male) asked, it's ok to have sex with your sister, right?. The teacher stared at him for what felt like a minute and said no + 41K Share ...
KYlibrarian 4y ago I was filling in for the 9th grade life skills teacher while she was at an appointment and she left a chart for the kids to fill in with different birth control methods/their percent effectiveness/any side effects. I'm at the front of the room leading the discussion with the info they need to fill in their charts. The last method on the chart was abstinence. I said there are no side effects. One of the freshmen boys raised his hand and said I know a side effect of abstinence - Carpal Tunnel. I I couldn't even pretend that it
codename-sailorv 7y ago sex educator here, middle school through adults. one year, a student interrupted my flow about menstrual tools to say she once sneezed out her tampon and it landed next to her on the sidewalk. I took a seat at an empty desks in the circle and finally advised that this was yet another reason to wear underwear while bleeding. + 603 Share ...

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