25 Funny But Misguided Attempts to ‘Spice Things Up’ in the Bedroom

Role-playing is an easy way to try something new in the bedroom, but it’s probably best to make the roles as straightforward as possible before getting started.

A Redditor attempted to role-play with his wife, where he took on the role of a dirty masseuse named Mr. Hardin. Instead of going along with the scenario, his wife kept saying that her husband was big and strong, and that he was going to kick Mr. Hardin’s ass. After trying to get things back on track, he admitted that it was exhausting to defend himself against himself, and that the plot didn’t go any further. While this is hilarious, it does sound too confusing to be horny. 

Mr. Hardin isn’t alone either — plenty of other Redditors have tried to spice things up to no avail, including a guy who started barking.