41 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of January 6, 2025

Vampire age gap discourse would be incredible
41 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of January 6, 2025

It was a good week for Adrien Brody

The actor took home the Golden Globe for Best Actor in a Motion Picture Drama for his performance in Brady Corbet’s visionary postwar epic The Brutalist, which is a win that will likely set Brody up for his second Oscar nomination and win. But it also reminded fans of a different Brody performance that definitely didn’t garner any awards. Social media resurfaced the now-infamous SNL sketch of the actor speaking in fake Patois before introducing musical guest Sean Paul. It turns out, though, the actor wasn’t actually banned from the show after the debacle. According to Brody, he could return to SNL if Lorne Michaels asked him back. But based on what other writers had to say about his bad pitches at the time, that’s a very big “if.”

The Globes were also very kind to Nikki Glaser. In fact, her hosting debut for “Ozempic’s biggest night” went so well that Globes’ producers have already tapped her for future shows. According to Deadline, the roastmaster inked a three-year deal with the show, and is set to return for the 2026 and 2027 ceremonies. If that happens, Glaser would join Ricky Gervais, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler as the select few to host the show multiple times.

In less glamorous news, wildfires have hit several parts of Los Angeles, causing mass destruction. Celebrities, even those who have been impacted themselves, have opened up their checkbooks to pledge aid to the victims of the widespread inferno. Seth MacFarlane also picked up his pen to help — by drawing Family Guy’s Brian Griffin and thanking the “amazing” firefighters for their selfless service. Naturally, the useless doodle is being roasted on the timeline and likened to the tone-deaf cover of “Imagine” that was supposed to “boost morale” during the COVID-19 pandemic. 

Over on the timeline, it was one hilarious tweet after another. This week’s funniest included those about white people directions, a seated ovation and a war on the Normal Man.

amicia @amiciangrace 1d every night the seats bow towards the screen in a show of respect beautiful to catch this moment Joe @Darth_Biden 1d Today at work we cleaned under all the seats, here are some of the more interesting things I found 55 7K 154K 3.4M
Soundgarten Of BanBan @AnimeSerbia 1d Knowing the demographic a firefighter just saw this and it gave him the courage and strength to rush into a building to save several more children @SethMacFarlane. 2d Seth MacFarlane THANK YOU TO OUR AMAZING LOS ANGELES FIREFIGHTERS! STAY SAFE 49 4.2K 99K 2M
Female Dennis Reynolds @FLVESTARWOMAN 1d : pov: abbott elementary fans who liked the always sunny crossover and charlie deciding to start the show and pressing play on the first episode The Gang Gets Racist 118 5K 109K 3.2M
Timmy;) @Timmyd124 2d me leaving william sonoma with a le creuset dutch oven in my cooter of KE NATIONAL BOARD of REVIEW ONAL BOARD ONAL BOARD EVIEW EVIEW NATIONAL В NATION of REVIEW of REVIL ATIONAL BOARD REVIEW OARD NATIONAL of REVIEX NATIONAL BOARD NATIONAL of REVIEW of REVIEW D 1.8M 70K 4.2K 77
kenny @idonotlikegays - 2d im fucking cryinggkh h gm MOST WATCHED MOST WATCHED ACTOR DIRECTOR Tyler Perry Tyler Perry kenny @idonotlikegays . 2 2d oh my god are you fucking serious 81K 2.7M 74 1.9K
@ @lifeinchaos_ 3d I dare you to Apple Pay me $50 million @Cosyluv_.3d if you were playing truth or dare with beyoncé, what would you ask or dare her? 319 11K 193K 5M
Eric D @methsyndicate69.2d ... Don't worry LA I got this. 224 3.4K 48K 7.1M
Seth Vargas @ohsethy 1d A Different Man, Better Man, Dog Man... there is a war against being a Normal Man right now 38 248 5.1K 139K
2d @hfirewalkwithme ح ... how it feels posting a spotify link nowadays Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg 10:15 PM May 26, 2015 Twitter for iPhone 121K Likes 86.8K Retweets 4,939 Quote Tweets 18 2.6K 18K 220K
natasha:) @whoisnashiii - 2d ... I have an alarm that requires you to do Math or else it won't stop ringing and I almost cried today 1.1K 13K 281K 5.7M
stephen @stepheniscowboy .3 3d bit rude mate you can just say groom Louis Staples @LouisStaples 4d the fruitcake from Suella Braverman's wedding still keeps me up at night 3.3K 3.3M 78 104K
SPANE @SperrysandNikes 4d The NYC Subway has gotten so dangerous that people are going to work in chainmail @BasedNorthmathr .4 4d Angant Chainmail tucked in the trousers. Could be the move 19 213 8.1K 440K
iqbal @iqbal_vv . 2d white ppl be like yea just come in thru the garage. 659 6.9K 142K 3.7M
John DiLillo @JohnDiLillo 4d super bowl ad. move along DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm - 4d Will Smith has released a cryptic post teasing that he may be starring in a new 'MATRIX' movie. In 1997, the Wachowskis offered Will Smith the role of Neo in The Matrix. Smith turned it down Не chose Wild Wild West, believing 1 was a better fit for him at the time But the question remains: What would The Matrix have been like with Will Smith as Neo? Wake up, Will. 45 2K 76K the 1.6M
JORDY @shordiijordii· 1d no babe your income is perfect. the big ones scare me 53 1.8K 31K 780K
sulky.. @sulky80715248. 1d (pushing your buttons) yayyy this is so much fun 44 5.4K 38K 796K
Sam Adler-Bell @SamAdlerBell. 22h Radicalized you into what? Bringing your lunch? 9mmSMG @9mm_smg.2d What radicalized you? Doordash. Double Cheeseburger Two 100% pure all beef patties seasoned with just a ... $5.99 + Mcchicken® It's a classic for a reason. Savor the satisfying crunch... $4.19 + 65 470 21K 503K
Shobhit Bakliwal @shobhitic 1d ... pretty aggressive meat shop BISMILLAH BISMILLAH MUTTON & BEEF SHOP BEAZ SHOP WE WANT OUR MEAT IN YOUR MOUTH Shop No 15 G/F, Broadway Heights-2 580 16K 92K 3.9M
Rei ... . 1d ... really, that's it? surely that's not the only thing that this mister has bean in Cosmit Daily News Cosmic Marvel @cosmic_marvel 1d Happy 70th birthday to Rowan Atkinson! The voice of Zazu in Disney's 'The Lion King' 543 25K 368K 6.7M
WEIRD VAL @autismpills 1d glad to see protestant/catholic beef still alive and well. welcome back 1618 Patrick Neve @catholicpat.3d Deadlifting is mandatory for all Catholic priests Avg Protestant Avg Catholic Priest Pastrix CATHOLICPAT 8.4K 170 148K 3M
gerald. @_iDoTheMost. 1d I think you should go with the gray. It gives more a modern and sleek look. Also provides that masculine touch. However, the white does add a classier feel. Yalls fav Créole @too5uave 1d Did a New Years deep cleaning and can't decide... a nuoy morana - qqA any 8.2K 186 149K 3.9M
khensani baloyi @khensanixo. 1d Ngl I thought it was a Nigerian word ٤ E poppy 3 @alvrgirl.2 2d JUST SAY LMAO WHAT THE FUCW Google ijbol meaning Short videos All Shopping Videos Images - Al Overview +5 ... IJBOL is an acronym that stands for I just burst out IJBOL! laughing. It's a slang term used to convey amuse- ment online, especially on social media and in texts. 410 6.6K 56K 2M
Neil Renic @NC_Renic. 1 1d Don't forget, you are someone's weird colleague 77 2.1K 18K 508K
rob @ok_but_still 1d imagine the seize of the rolling pin he got smashed with when he got home every day IN THE 1950S, THERE WAS A LIPSTICK TESTER WHOSE JOB WAS TO BE KISSED ALL DAY! 2.9K 143 81K 1.2M
COWBOY NELL CARTER @NottBenry 16h 10 francs may save my poor Cosette FILM UPDATES @FilmUpdates 22h Film Updates Emma Stone stuns in newly shared picture. 24 1.3K 18K 596K
tala @olirettas 1d THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND, MARTY AND THIS IS MARTY'S BOYFRIEND, STEVE 18K 204K 5 804
Patrick Fisackerly @fisackerly.21h The writers are INEBRIATED. The set is on FIRE. The sound system is FUCKED. The actors are PHYSICALLY ASSAULTING each other. The crew is in open REVOLT. Adrien Brody has 10 SECONDS to introduce Sean Paul as the Rasta Man or the network is pulling the plug. 5 610 10K 164K
Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen • 1d I love how skincare companies can just say whatever they want. got an ad for a pimple patch that uses nanotechnology like WOW I bet 14 187 5K 72K
Paul McCallion @OrangePaulp 19h Paramount trying to get me to watch Better Man (2024): isabel @wisepissmage 1d Told him I'm not into monkeys that much..... Look at this guy Come on you feel nothing ? iMessage Cash E W R T Y U o Q I P A S D F G J K L H 12K 380K 2 504
emily blunt's manager @twiceblunt. 1d OL O Couple goals. #GoldenGlobes I pretend they're a lesbian couple every time i see them and it's much more enjoyable 102 6 1.6K 26K
с ripford @cripfordperhaps 2d my bitch crossover is nyasty Graves Make RosesBloom @GregRozeboom. 3d Nosferatu poster, Albin Grau, 1922 D T A NOSF E R GRAU 693 3 14K 290K
Natalie Would @_NatalieWould.2d (dying on a hill) This is nice 7 918 4.5K 94K
Tubo @OGDannyOcean - 1 1d For 80yrs of puttin that shit on Outlander Magazine @StreetFashion01. 1d Ralph Lauren just received the Presidential Medal of Freedom 132 18K 229K 6.2M
coleman spilde @colemanjspilde. 16h SOOOOO excited for the next time i have a headache so i can tweet this pic and say have a headache FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates. 16h Nicole Kidman stuns for the 2025 #GoldenGlobes 6 248K 487 14K
Aidan @aidanthereup.1 1d ... Who da hell is that GROK 38 9.7K 111K 998K
Bethy Squires @BethyBSQU -1 17h Can't believe it's my job to make stuff like this THIS IS Jamiroquai 1.3K 19K 45 504K
C @KodenameC. 1d TSA is going to kill you on sight Luca @lucawya 2d my biggest flex is that i never lost my first airpods ZOCMI-802-FPCD1 530 20K 301K 10M
big content guy @bigcontentguy. 18h ... Moana 3. moana's people finally lose their tribe after all the men are recruited to play nosetackle at USC 82 2K 46K 2.1M
@macyagilliam 3h macy new screenshot to guilt your friends with just dropped The Atlantic Subscribe FAMILY AMERICANS NEED TO PARTY MORE We're not doing it as much as we used to. You can be the change we need. 23 682 12K 311K
count dykecula 3: @gothesbian 1d ... i wish i vampires were real so we could have problematic vampire discourse on twitter. like can you imagine having an opinion about whether a 200yo dating a 150yo is bad. or whether bloodsucker is a slur 297 16.8K 165K 2M
NEET @NEETsongs 18h ... POV: you are a gay camel in jeans sitting down @blueqamarii - 1d ظبية 174 282K 14K 5.4M

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