41 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of January 6, 2025

Brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?
41 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of January 6, 2025

Amy Schumer is back, and she’s kinda pregnant. No, she’s not actually adding a second baby to her family, but she is adding a new entry to her filmography. 

Netflix recently released the trailer for Schumer’s new film Kinda Pregnant, which follows a woman who is jealous of her pregnant best friend and decides to fake a baby bump of her own. While it’s her first starring movie role since 2018’s I Feel Pretty, the comedian has been busy on the television side of things with appearances in Only Murders in the Building, an Oscars co-hosting stint and her own Hulu series Life & Beth

One Twitter user, however, was very confused about Schumer’s longevity because she’s “not nearly talented or compelling enough” to warrant it. Their only explanation is that there must be some kind of Amy Schumer Affirmative Action Program in Hollywood. 

Lucky for Schumer, though, her mind-boggling career wasn’t the only thing getting dragged through the mud this week. Some of the other things getting ridiculed on the timeline included streaming services, a director with commitment issues and a tiny crustacean.

N. @leossingleoscar 3d A filmography only a mother could love < Chris Evans Actor Don't Look UP THE GRAY MAN DEADBOOD FREE GUY WOLVERINE RED ONE ghosted SCOTT LIGHTYEAR PILGRIM - OFF 109 1K 31K 556K
De'Vion Hinton @LordDexHinton 3d Hulk Hogan has dedicated basically his entire life to the WWE and to see him be booed like that in a spot meant to honor him just...really warmed my heart. I loved every second of it. 518 8.7K 117K 3.2M
Seguru Ghetto @DapoElCapo. 2d Why she dressed like Ice Cube in Barbershop? BLACCMASS @blaccmassxx - 1 1/2/25 billie eilish X miguel (wildflower X sure thing) cc COL 1:09 1.4K 15K 170K 6.5M
evan loves worf @esjesjesj. 2d This must hit so hard if you're stupid Pop Base @PopBase.3 3d Donald Trump announces he intends to change the name of Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America. United States Gulf of Mexico Mexico Cuba Caribbean Se 933 24K 478K 15M
josh tenet @joshtenet 3d Luca Guadagnino attached to a movie that doesn't even exist... many such cases Reel Updates @worldofreel.3d BRET EASTON ELLIS claims that Luca Guadagnino's AMERICAN PSYCHO reboot, starring AUSTIN BUTLER, is fake news, & not happening From various sources that I have, this is just fake news that was put out there to see how an audience is going to react. tinyurl.com/3kf83rj3 8 232 6.8K 223K
GR8TREE @KC_GT_ 4d Owning a kitty-cat dinner time food dispenser for weed should disqualify you from being allowed to vote or own property Koala Puffs MY @koalapuffss.6d Brookstone 0:14 553 3.2K 84K 3M
joRqn'$ WORLd @jordnsworld.4d not one flash or flicker i'm cryingjskshsosm FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates.4d Awkwafina has arrived to the 2025 #GoldenGlobes 5 GL x 0:08 764 7.3K 274K del 17M
no more cheer. @GarlicCorgi - 3d This looks like a still from a fucked up 90s movie Bryan Johnson /dd @bryan_johnson . 3d Here are my biomarkers 221 504 24K 605K
ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt. 3d I am not scared of the subway. I am scared of reasonable things, like mr. beast and the soulless, empty gleam of his eyes 166 1.5K 25K 763K
rob @ok_but_still 4d ... it should be illegal to give this haircut to anyone over 25 lol rozbiends Follow Suggested for you GIVE ME 10 YEARS BACK 48 119 7.5K del 174K
Aaron @aaronfraggle. 3d It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Boardwalk Times @BoardwalkTimes 3d Disney will combine its Hulu + Live TV business with Fubo. Disney will own 70% of the company and appoint members to its board. The combined business will operate under the name Fubo. The combined company will be the 2nd
mac @batsdune .4d that's also the number of people who have seen this movie FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 4d 'THE BRUTALIST' has won 3 #GoldenGlobes Best Motion Picture - Drama Best Actor-Drama (Adrien Brody) Best Director (Brady Corbet) 126 1.4K 35K 1.3M
Nicolas is happy @niggaolas 4d you can tell he lowkey want some of nosferatu's nachos Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan•21h Oh my fucking God VLITE EXCLUSIVE 7.6K 114K 2 313
tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug 4d She started roasting him again for no reason and he looked like he was in pain NEW MESSAGES good girls get good berries Today at 9:58 PM i know this sounds harsh but it's honestly what he deserves for not being gay (edited) 13 1.3K 480K 30K
claira curtis @clairacurtis 4d opening twitter to see Emilia Pérez winning awards Pratty's C.A.V. MA 0:04 From 28 2.4K 29K 513K
Kyle Pagan @CBKylePagan .4d The speakeasy bartender that just took 15 minutes to make my drink ($32) 142 2.4K 64K 2.2M
Laura Pico @LauraPicoSA 4d ... Buuuuu no longer a cinephile FILM UPDATES @FilmUpdates 4d Film Updates 'EMILIA PÉREZ' wins Best Motion Picture: Non-English Language at the #GoldenGlobes 7 3.3K 585K 37K
@marenyearly5 5d Going to jail for leaking music nobody wants to hear is crazy Pop Base @PopBase.5d A hacker has been sentenced to 21-months in prison for stealing music from various artists such as Melanie Martinez, Shawn Mendes, Bebe Rexha and Coldplay. The hacker's three devices were seized upon her arrest, which included 291,941 music files. ? 2 3.8K 70K 1.3M
alexa la cerva @diegoIunas 6d why is he dressed like he's about to spend a night at charlie kelly's apartment FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates.6 6d Josh O'Connor photographed by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott for W Magazine's Best Performances Issue TABOR IPH 225 ED 35 540 15K 425K
Fentywhore @Ialisarry 4d How y'all doing on them breadsticks over here Favs Pop Culture @favspopculture. 4d Nicholas Alexander Chavez at the 2025 #GoldenGlobes 38 544 6.9K 228K
isabel @wisepissmage 2d Marketing is such a dumb fucking job. If you're in marketing you're contributing nothing to society and your life is worthless ChapStick ChapStick ChapStick CLASSIC I CHERRY SKINCARE FOR LIPS facebook .com/chapstick @chapstick Trademarks are owned typ or CO224 Suger group of comparies wils lonson Use as Directed 1 20.99 Л 63 401 7.6K 208K
barbarism critic @SxarletRed . 2d ... Is there some kind of Amy Schumer affirmative action program in Hollywood I don't know about because she is not nearly talented or compelling enough to have lasted this long DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm - 3d First trailer for 'KINDA PREGNANT', a film starring Amy Schumer as a woman pretending to be pregnant. Releasing February 5 on Netflix. NETFLIX Have you ever felt like you were so close to having it all? 480 3.9K 69K 1.5M
elise widowed by marvel @_skeletonhill.3d still cant believe this man was only shot once in the entire 8 seasons out of context house m.d. @nocontexthouse... ...4d It's a good thing you failed to become a mom because you suck at it! 131 5.2K 120K 2.6M
alex @olsensbev . 2d he be calling anyone girl except for his daughter POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.2 2d Elon Musk responds to Justin Trudeau saying that Canada will never become part of the USA: Girl, you're not the governor of Canada anymore, so doesn't matter what you say Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau-18 h There isn't a snowball's chance in hell that Canada would become part of the United States. Workers and communities in both our countries benefit from being each other's biggest trading and security partner. 22.6k t7 19.9k 143k del 11.1M Elon Musk x @elonmusk 6h Girl, you're not the governor
E. @esihle_ndima 1d This is how tight my January budget is stylecandyofficial @Stylecandii 3 3d Outfit of the day Please wash Please wash your hands your hands after visiting after visiting the toilet the toilet 382 19K 5.1M 140K
doctor boneman @iloveminigolf 19h ANITA BRYANT? SWEET!!!!! Pop Base @PopBase 20h Singer Anita Bryant, an Anti-Gay rights crusader, has died at the age of 84. 5 943 15K 197K
mean bitchy goth snoopy @ickycasket - 1d ... i genuinely didn't know ppl like this existed Slyth @slythwalker_28.2d What's your favourite film from my top 12? x.com/ flodo_3000/sta... IA LA LAND STAR STAR WARS INCEPTION THE RISE OF EPISODE III WARS REVENG HE SITH 1 2 3 4 Forrest Gump Cars ROGUE ONE STARWARS THE DARK KNIGHT 5 6 7 8 Harry Potter ORDER AAP PHOENIX THE CRIMES GRINDELWALD THOR STAR WARS EPISODE II THE DA WORLD ATTACK CLONES 9 11 10 12 153 229 7.9K 416K
rax 'levon honkers' king @RaxKingIsDead 1d jk rowling naming a russian-irish character Potatoes Romanoff Naz Deravian, John Schenk 77 2 hours 20 minutes,... 250K 24 578 14K
VISA LJ 1 @ljBCFL. 1d the food in mexican alabama is gonna go DUMMY @MassStrikeNow @strike_dr . 2d A better solution- x.com/dd_geopolitics... ATLANTIC OCEAN Gulf of Mexico Caribbean Sea W E 407 7.9K 164K 4.7M
chicken alfredo pacino @naked_dog_gif - dd ... Logan Roy Getty ELON MUSK'S DAD I'M NOT PROUD OF MY SON... And Не Needs To Lose Weight f 64K 4 151 2.9K
VEIN @SO0u00. 1d II free Does he have any fucking idea how stupid and ridiculous he looks from our point of view NOAA Fisheries @NOAAFisheries 2d NOAA FISHERIES This is the cutest, spikiest, tiniest crab in the world! (Don't quote us on that-it's called hyperbole.) It was found during an operation in the Gulf of Mexico, which collected samples of mesophotic and deep-sea coral species for lab rearing and propagation. Credit: @sanctuaries NOAA 0:03 NOAA FISHERIES 694 20K 262K 6M
megan @chismosavirus • 1d this is like saying selena quintanilla should've bought yolanda a home Natalie @natateaaa . 1d i am so serious when i say @RealChalamet better buy this woman a new home x.com/clubchalamet/s... 21 1.1K 25K del 760K
mej @SingularJem - 1d ... This is how our dear elder queers message people on Grindr Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint - 1d Boston Post, Massachusetts, January 9, 1921 MIDNIGHT. Ummmmmmmm How warm your lips are Ummmmmmmm I'm thrilled Ummmmmm Smack. Ummmmmm Ummmmm Ummmm 13 281 6.9K 168K
kk @cutiegurlk8 17h ... replying to a weiner pic with this ME 68 1.5K 59K del 1M
corvid friend @ahabstanaccount- th imagine the international culture of a world where basically everything was the same except the united kingdom was completely overrun by zombies Imao DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm . 20h '28 YEARS LATER' story details have been revealed: Follows a community on Holy Island, a section of land only connected to the UK when the tide recedes each day Rest of the world remains relatively unaffected from zombies except the UK (Source: empireonline.com/movies/news/28...) 184 1.3K 29K 879K
Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge. 4h ... Finally some good old fashioned Freemason schizoposting. A breath of fresh air illuminatibot @iluminatibot.10h So many people still can't see this 63 1.1K 21K 355K
ettingermentum @ettingermentum - 17h Tweets from 1812 DCCC @dccc.23h PLACES REPUBLICANS ARE FOCUSED ON PLACES DEMOCRATS ARE FOCUSED ON 283 9.1K 20 179K
Nikolaj @nikicaga 19h You can tell he's become conservative because he's unfunny now Joey Garrison @joeygarrison. 22h Fetterman on his upcoming meeting with Trump at Mar- a-Lago: I'm angling to be named the pope of Greenland. 202 824 25K 461K
Jackson Frank @jackfrank_jjf 2h ... Deshaun Watson's immense suffering has made me believe in God again 19 319 3.3K 107K
Brody Foxx @BrodyFoxx 23h Wow. They really captured his lifeless eyes FtF21 @FtF_21yt. 1d WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HELP BEAST - UNIQUE WARNING: 3 GOD 5+ CHOKING HAZARD -Small parts B FILLINGS! Nector children under 3ysans CREA FILL! MIXI MAKE YOUR OWN MRBEA CREATION ST 85 4.4K 149K 1.9M
Autumn Ninjakirbz @ninjakirby1969.2d ... She gets on Obama playlist once and now makes a drone album because she heard he likes that @PopBase. 3d Pop Base 'Perverts' by Ethel Cain is out Tonight. It marks her first project since her debut album 'Preacher's Daughter' was released in 2022. 26 13K 847 340K

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