35 Super Awkward Conversations People Had With Their Parents
‘My mom asked me about furries’
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Teleportation could save us all from a lot of awkward conversations — especially with our parents. I’m sure one Redditor would’ve taken full advantage of the ability to immediately disappear when their mom had a few questions about furries and furry culture. As it turns out, their mom overheard their brother talking about furries, decided to google it, and understandably, was still confused. Teleportation would have been the best answer to her inquiries.
Other Redditors have recalled the most awkward conversations they’ve had with their parents, and in addition to teleportation, we really need more developments on the free health-care front. No one should have to be their mother’s OBGYN.
![Amanda_Wynning 11y ago I have you all beat. I am the only one in my immediate family to go to college. Got me a job in the medical field. The OBGYN field. And my mother doesn't have insurance. Let's just say I know way too much about my mother's vagina. 192 Share ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/6/6/1113366.jpg)
![magzillas 11y ago When I was in 4th grade, I hadn't learned comprehensive male-specific terminology, so when I first heard the word testicle I thought it was hilarious and began using it as often as possible myself. Well, I guess the authority figures in 4th grade don't like that type of talk because they called home. When Dad sat me down and explained to me what testicles are, I about wanted to die. 4th grade was nuts. Share 8 ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/6/4/1113364.jpg)
![11y ago My dad caught me cheating on my boyfriend and almost hit my date (he ran into us downtown). Having to explain that the boy he considers a son by now is turned on by me fucking other men was pretty awkward. 8 Share ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/6/7/1113367.jpg)
![lawd_vader-wolverine 11y ago It was when I was five years old. I had a huge crush on my kindergarten teacher, so I wanted to express my love for her and win her over. So what did my five year old brain think of? I decided to show my raging boner to her in front of the whole class thinking I was hardcore. Very awkward conversation with her after class and with my mother later at home. Share 8 ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/6/5/1113365.jpg)
![misterbator 11y ago Recently my parents decided to separate. A few days later I went home for a visit (planned before their decision was made) and had to sit and listen to my mom tell me all about her fuck buddy.... 11 Share ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/6/3/1113363.jpg)
![AllGoodNamesAreUsed . 11y ago When I had to explain that I wasn't dating my best friend, we just hang out a lot. Share 9 ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/5/9/1113359.jpg)
![TheElectronicMan 11y ago Asking my mom to pick me up some pantyhose. I needed it for my Slender Man costume. Share 8 ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/6/2/1113362.jpg)
![shenroon 11y ago I think I'll go with the second time I came out to them. The first time had gone fine, but a few months later my mum started dropping jokes about grandkids, so i figure they just thought it was a phase or something... Share 8 ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/5/8/1113358.jpg)
![kirbias 11y ago A few weeks ago I had to explain furries and furry culture to my mom. She overheard my 15-year-old brother talking about furries to one of his friends. She asked what it was. Не told her to google it. 8 Share ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/6/1/1113361.jpg)
![Mitz510 11y ago Was watching South Park in the living room TV and it was the episode where Cartman couldn't wait for the Wii. Ms. Garrison was getting fucked in the ass in that episode and my dad saw that part. It led to a conversation on how I watch crap on TV. What I learned is to not watch dirty episodes on the living room TV. 37 Share ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/6/0/1113360.jpg)
![11y ago I had my dad save me when I was coming down off of a very strong acid trip. So that was fun when I mellowed out a little bit. 37 Share ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/5/7/1113357.jpg)
![chiefsfan71308 11y ago My mom was trying to describe a scene of that Kardashian show where one of the girls was wearing a strap on 257 Share ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/5/6/1113356.jpg)
![66Xeno 11y ago When I was coming out to my parents, and my Dad tried to get me to think that it was just a fad. Не decided that the best way was to tell me that he had a crush on Harrison Ford... not exactly something I wanted to know. Share 87 ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/5/4/1113354.jpg)
![Barry_Oh 11y ago When I was in 2nd grade some kid on the bus told me a dirty joke that I thought was hilarious so I came home and tried telling it to my brother in the privacy of our room. Little did I know my mom overheard me as she was walking past the door and she made me repeat the joke to my dad and her. It didn't seem so funny then... 283 Share ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/5/3/1113353.jpg)
![broebiden 9y ago My mom's early boyfriends all turned out gay, and so I was like Well I'd say you're the common denominator, but that would infer they're all tops. I then explained what a top was. 1.4K Share ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/5/5/1113355.jpg)
![stripey_kiwi G 4y ago My dad was driving me to the train station and tries to tell me that even if I'm not attracted to men I still have to get married. I decided that was a good time to let him know I had a white, non- religious boyfriend. Any man looks great when you think your daughter is a lesbian I guess. 90 Reply ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/5/2/1113352.jpg)
![LoveTatForMe 4y ago I used to watch friends on the family computer and my mom after observing the show for a good number of days and watching one full episode a day told me that I'm never supposed to watch it ever again cause the show normalises bad things and it's not that noone knows about all this (sex and relationships) but it's better to remain unaware till a certain age like 25 so that we don't indulge in bad activities. Im 18 btw. 31 Reply ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/5/1/1113351.jpg)
![9y ago There was the time my mom found a package of condoms in my room and proceeded to tell me that I shouldn't use the Extra Sensitive ones because they break easier. Didn't want to know about that, didn't need to know about that. It's been many years since that happened, but the cringe still remains. 367 Share ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/5/0/1113350.jpg)
![ThaUniversal 9y ago My parents made me wake them up when I got home on Friday and Saturday nights in high school so they could check and make sure that I wasn't drunk or high. The most awkward conversation I had with them was the morning after I walked in on them fucking to explain to them that I would no longer be waking them up to check my eyes. We all agreed that was fine. Share 146 ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/9/1113349.jpg)
![Hodges83 9y ago My mum thought my bong was for crack - I had to demonstrate otherwise! 1.6K Share ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/8/1113348.jpg)
![TBatWork 9y ago My dad yelled for me to see a news program about my high school principal gettingcaught in a police sting for soliciting gay sex in a park bathroom. Не thought it was hilarious. After the news segment, he said, What do gay people even do for sex? Stare at each other's wieners? And then I left, because I wasn't going to explain gay sex to my dad. 4.4K Share ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/7/1113347.jpg)
![pm_me_yo_kitties_ 9y ago My mom's name is Gisele (pronounced jiz-ell) and when my brother or I brought friends over she would introduce herself with Hi! Nice to meet you! I'm Gisele, but you can call me jizz! Obviously all of our friends cracked up and she has no idea why so we had to explain to her what jizz is and why she shouldn't be telling people call her that. 226 Share ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/6/1113346.jpg)
![Comemichiamo 9y ago I was by my dad, who was reading a Palahniuk book. Не turns to me and asks: What's a gloryhole? 1.4K Share ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/4/1113344.jpg)
![Hengroen 11y ago Not me, but a guy at my school recorded 3 hours of pay per view porn on his grans sky box thinking she would not realise. So yeah the bill game and the gran found out, as did his parents. Не had to sit there with his mum and dad and watch the whole 3 hours as punishment. 799 Share ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/5/1113345.jpg)
![11y ago The day I graduated from High School. Dad: I didn't want you. I told your mom when I agreed to marry her, No kids.' She said okay. Then one day she showed up with you. You're alright though. Me: Um. 'Kay. 1.2K Share ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/0/1113340.jpg)
![huskies4life 11y ago . Edited 11y ago About how I was born. My mother had been having flu like symptoms for the past two years. The doctor thought she might be allergic to the pill. She laid off the pill. I was born. It turns out she was allergic to cats and not the pill. 717 Share ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/1/1113341.jpg)
![CyanShark . 11y ago a Edited 11y ago I told my mom I was going to a party then she starts talking to me about shaving my downstairs because she doesn't want me to be embarrassed. She spent about 30 minutes showing me how to clean and use the shaver. Edit: To make this even more awkward yes I'm a dude. Share 750 ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/2/1113342.jpg)
![shadewraith 11y ago When I was young my dad randomly came up to me and asked Do you masturbate?. Then he proceeded to tell me about how he does when mom isn't in the mood. 502 Share ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/3/1113343.jpg)
![iamof e 11y ago My mom was afraid of me being at my boyfriend's house when his mom wasn't home, but his older brother was. She was worried that we'd all have a threesome. 538 Share ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/3/7/1113337.jpg)
![DrPindaB 0 9y ago The most awkward was explaining how in the hell I managed to steal a fire hydrant. My dad wanted to murder me after that. 238 Share ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/3/6/1113336.jpg)
![tbag403 9y ago After flushing a ton of condoms down the toilet, my mom had to call a plumber and he explained that the drain was blocked and that condoms were the culprit, turns out they inflate if you tie them. My mom then relayed the story to me, asked if i knew anything about it. It all went downhill from there. 243 Share ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/3/8/1113338.jpg)
![RL2397 4y ago Mom found my dildo if this is the kind of thing you're into, we can get you married off if you want. Idk what that meant. I said I'm a grown woman and if she had a problem with it, she should stop snooping in my room. She hasn't snooped since. It was uncomfortable for the next week 184 Reply ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/3/9/1113339.jpg)
![DrMeowgi e 4y ago Talking to my dad about abortion in the Quran and he starts trying to explain the pull out method to me ... we both noped out of that conversation pretty quickly. 197 Reply ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/3/4/1113334.jpg)
![9y ago My mom told me I was likely conceived in a mall bathroom. 246 Share ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/3/3/1113333.jpg)
![natedt82 11y ago Dad explained the birds and bees to me by singing the hokey pokey and just replaced a limb with penis.... it was weird and funny at the time because I was like 12. Share 10 ...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/3/5/1113335.jpg)