17 of the Worst Houseguests Ever

One guy’s messed-up urethra created bathroom terror
17 of the Worst Houseguests Ever

We already know that no good deed goes unpunished, and allowing a guest into your home is no exception. We’re not talking about guests who don’t put their dishes in the dishwasher either, though that also kinda sucks, we’re talking about people who are a bit more extreme. 

To that end, the people that Redditors have welcomed into their humble abodes will send a chill down your spine. Whether it’s a guy with a urethra like a sprinkler system or a child who somehow disassembled a VCR with no tools, these stories will make you think twice before letting someone stay the night.

. 6y I had a friend who had some kind of fucked up urethra. It made him have multiple streams when he pissed. But he fucking REFUSED to sit down and pee, because 'that's for women'. Не apparently also refused to clean up after himself. Everytime he left my house, without fail, I'd have to use a mop to clean up his piss. I called him out on it, and he laughed like I should be laughing with him. We weren't friends long. ... 7.7k
slams-head-on-desk . . 2y My aunt came to visit for what was supposed to be a week or two and didn't leave for almost a year when I was a kid. She redecorated my room and even put up pictures of herself. Now the running joke in my family is to randomly leave pictures of yourself around the house when we visit people. ... 53.1k
UnusualRedditter . 2y My parents came over, and started snooping through my closet while I was making tea. They found some sextoys and proceeded to get mad at me for having them. In my own house. In my own bedroom. They wouldn't have found them if they would've behaved like normal people. ... 10.5k
WhiskeyInSpace . . 6y My friend's autistic son completely disassembled my VCR in the middle of the night. (This was in the early 90s) ... 3.5k
6y Не removed his poop from the toilet, wrapped it in toilet paper, and put it in the trashcan. ... 1.8k
neon_dave . 2y Couple came for a weekend to my small apartment... surprised that they brought 3 dogs and an extra friend. The puppy took a dump on my floor in the night, which nobody got up to clean. another dog had a crate but managed to get a hold of a carpet outside of the crate, drag it in, and shred it. They also chewed up cardboard and wooden furniture. When they left, all the shredded stuff was just where it fell. ... 13.7k
Seemose . 2y My dad's friend pissed in the corner of the guest room, and asked for money from everyone who happened to walk by him. ... 10.1k
rawbface . 2y My ex-wife's friend had her car break down, and our apartment was right on a bus route to her job. She was supposed to stay over for a week while she got her car fixed. After 2 months and a lot of warning, we packed her bags for her and put them by the door. ... 19.2k
MinutesTaker . . 2y 00 My mom's cousin and her husband went for a short visit to our house. She was five months pregnant then. She and her husband didn't leave until the baby was two months old. ... 11.7k
BartlebyFpv . 6 6y I once had a guest shave his entire beard at a party. It was the first time me or my roomate met him. Не had a beard, and then went and used my roomates razor to shave it off. 3.1k
willdabeastest. 6y My brothers girlfriend took a two hour shower with the shower curtain outside of the tub and flooded our upstairs bathroom. The water eventually started pouring out from the light fixtures in our kitchen. ... 4.3k
_Dawn_Amber_ 2y Instead of asking where the toilet paper is, they let their kid wipe his ass with our guest towels. ... 17.5k
annoyingone. 7y My sister. Her 10 year old went through all our DVDs and stuffed about 6 under his coat as they left. One fell out and we discovered the rest. My sisters reaction? Boys will be boys. Are you kidding me.
bbqtenders . . 2y some family friends came over with their 30 yo son unannounced, took a nap on our sofa like Full on shoes off, made us turn off the tv bc it was too loud. then Venmo charged us for snacks they brought even though we didn't ask for anything. I literally felt like i was the one who was visiting. ... 1.6k
. 6y We(family and I) were going on a trip and we told a family friend he could crash at our house while we gone but he would have to take care of things and pay for his own food and such. Halfway throughour trip we get a call from the police. Apparently he threw a huge party which trashed the house, then proceeded to take one of our cars and drive it through the front of the house, totalling the car and collapsing most of the front wall. This was last week. We had to cut our trip
7y My wife's friends had stayed over after a party because they lived pretty far away. I was in the kitchen making coffee in the morning and the friends wife came up the basement stairs into the kitchen wearing nothing but her underwear. She didn't say anything to me she just shuffled past and went back into the spare bedroom. I was curious what she was doing down there so I went and I checked. It turns out in her drunken state she couldn't find either one of the bathrooms upstairs on the main level so she went into
shitterplug e 6y I was having a house party years ago. A pair of girls went into the bathroom together. Not uncommon. Well, one of them decided to take a piss in my sink and accidentally dropped a loaf. They come out laughing and telling everyone someone must have shit in my sink. I was literally the last person in that bathroom before them. I even watched them walk in. And I don't remember shitting in my own sink. After confronting them, they got pissed off and left. Didn't even bother cleaning the turd out of my sink. ... 11.9k
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