34 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, January 21, 2025

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34 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, January 21, 2025

After the ongoing L.A. wildfires extended the deadline for Oscar voting, the Academy is finally ready to unveil the lucky few who made the cut — news that will be delivered by Saturday NightRachel Sennott and SNL’s Bowen Yang. The pair of writer-comedians will announce the nominees across all 24 Oscar categories on Thursday morning. Unfortunately, the Academy’s annual Nominee Luncheon was canceled, but the funds that would have produced the event have been reallocated for fire-relief efforts instead. 

As non-essential events surrounding the Grammys have been similarly canceled, the main ceremony will move ahead as scheduled and will do so with a “renewed sense of purpose (in) raising additional funds and honoring the bravery and dedication of first responders.” Part of the Recording Academy’s efforts to keep the show running smoothly includes bringing back Trevor Noah to host for the fifth consecutive year. 

Meanwhile, the timeline is back at it with its signature brand of humor. Today’s funniest tweets include those about the duality of the martini, a universal critique and the movie that’s decidedly not of the popcorn variety.

sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco 20h and if my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike! The New Yorker @NewYorker 2 21h Kamala, by Kadir Nelson, would have been the cover of the November 18, 2024, issue of The New Yorker, had Kamala Harris had won the election. Read about the cover that never was: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/ xSz9Wd NEW RKER vore FOR WOMEN WE PLO MARCH EQUAL S WE CIVIL RIGHTS INTEGRATION MAND FULL PLUS FREEDOM SCHOOLS EMPLOYMENT EQUAL NOW! EQUALS RIGHTS FREEDOM NOW NELSON 301 7.9K del 212K
J @DocHolliJay 21h ... When you're 11 $6 margs deep at Chili's and Creed comes on the TouchTunes 285 4.6K 66K 3.3M
like @ic3bl1nkluke. 1d ... streaming this today WELCOME TO THE REVOLUTION gen z's political revolution we grew up reading the hunger games and percy jackson, what did yall expect? ((sc: milliemacphee89)) millie<3 2,237 likes 2h 3m San You Need To Calm Down Taylor Swift 43 3K 53K 736K
ekaj @jakealbright711.20h Crewneck might have been the better design choice here SMOKED POPERTAS I BRISKET SERCE states under - - - DALY PLAYBOOK YOUR CTV LOCAL will and PEDOPHILE ASSHOLES LIVE FOREVER READ G 489 10K 256K del 6.7M
i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan - 3d me watching the first episode of sex and the city: michaela okland @MichaelaOkla. 3d Four different whites. We are gonna spend the next 24 hours considering the 7.7K 147 140K 3.8M
nine @atlanticesque 1d I hate this economy. Essential needs are increasingly out of reach for working families. Ravishing radish hat $898.00 9 576 7.3K 151K
JEN МАСК @BigMack4. 1d This is how kids in the Midwest look when they're out trick or treating Adam Zagoria @AdamZagoria 1d Bills DT Jordan Phillips is wearing a winter coat under his jersey OCBS I NFL AFC DIVISIONAL 98 BILLS 97 46 1K 35K 1.4M
It Me @woman_joking- 1d ... Why is my 10 year old cousin texting like a man who secretly hates me Eating a chicken salad What are you doing? Delivered Nothing Have the flu How u get my number Subject + iMessage 1.6K 42 65K 676K
re: emma @evemmore 1d Joseph quinn looks like he's about to kidnap some singing chipmunks Joseph Quinn HQ @joequinnhq. 1d Joseph Quinn and Harris Dickinson at the Prada fashion show in Milan 60 3K 67K 1.5M
@ING2Firebrand 1d Ingenuous Firebrand Well, Toontown is fucked FLOTUS Report @MELANIAJTRUMP. 1d First Lady Melania Trump gettyimag Credit: Scott O 1887098 608 8.4K 120K 4.7M
mar @buggirl29. 1d This seems like the same person virgobaby @maybeeevirgo.2d Born to: Move with Integrity Forced to: 6:00am Alarm 6:30am Alarn 7:00am Alarm X 8:00am Alarm 9:00am Alarm 65 6.3K 175K 2.9M
Dr. Doug @RaptorBreath . 1 1d ... finally saw a cyber truck in person 22 803 18K 199K
mike from veep @selinaknope 1d ... SARA 8 SHAHRAM DE ON-AIR LIGHT 11 401 7.3K 138K
dash @thedigitaldash_. 1d ... peter griffin saying it insists upon itself is one of the most succinct and universally applicable critiques you can leverage when discussing art + media and i'm being so serious 310 8.9K 127K 7.5M
Marceline COMMS OPEN . 8h ... i i hope they never replace the Wikipedia image for static cling HA - - 14 1,615 13.6K 96K
casey anthony funko pop @homeofsexuals. 22h me: hii trader joe's frozen aisle: Lemony garlicky miso gochujang brown butter gnocchi 12 2.6K 39K 675K
me again @quinncoherent - dd ... eggs are about to get even more eggspensive, eggspert says THE The Hill HILL @thehill . 3 3d - 30 FOR Eggs are about to get even more expensive, expert says. Here's how much trib.al/P3P0mj0 21 946 18K 433K
eve @impossiblyeve. 1d what a gentleman Sunday eve @impossiblyeve 5d i went to the gym today when does my ass start getting fat you can use this chat to track progress pics if you want I i won't look 12:17 PM Accept Block or report 327 8.9K 287K 3.8M
King Sukuna @King_Sukunaaa 2d ... one thing about January is that she's going to make sure you feel all 31 of her days 279 30K 185K 2.7M
Princess | Mindfulness I Conscious Parenting 19h ... Watching 'Selma' and my 9yo ask if we can make popcorn. His twin gone say this ain't a popcorn type of movie my man. I'm sorry but 128 4.3K 52K 841K
Sade @_munchkinn.21h Yall need to leave it's not enough @danselord 23h Poland EXA Spring C BE IT'S - Good e NATIONAL IN I PALAR QUICK START STAR TR B6 104 2.3K 21K 673K
@vamptact.2 22h my mutual: I hate myself and I wanna die me liking the tweet: GIF 7.4K 45K 121 642K
des @thethickway.1 1d I need my w2 from the weed man... 178 4.9K 19K 736K
linda al gaib @noidedasf.1 19h moses leading people to the promised land kim 99 @cinnnamonngirls. dd 70,005 steps today new personal record SATORDAY, JAN 18 Summary Activity Ring Move 1,454/100CAL Step Count Step Distance Move 1,454/100CAL Today Today 70,005 29.61MI 41CAL 12:00 6:00 12:00 6:00 TOTAL 3.050 CA 188 15K 188K 4.4M
bo @bosxe 1d ... sixers smasey @SMASEY. 2d No longer have to pretend I watch the tik toks people send to me 380K 7.6M 100 19K
ouma @fil_oum.21h ... + 786,4 K ... I said YES! 18,9 K 18907 commentaires X sib YOU SAID yes Répondre 404,5 K 2 ) Afficher 1167 réponsesv 600 15K 283K 4.6M
Natsuki. @twtZero_. 1d ATMs be having $4 withdrawal fees talking about cover your pin mf you the thief 445 13K 117K 2.2M
Charles Austin @charlesraustin . dd That was the Village People Lee Fang @lhfang. 1d Trump surrounded himself at his rallies with everyday Americans, coal miners, police officers, teachers, factory workers. Why only politicians and billionaires for the inauguration? 44 1.9K 33K 1.1M
Kancho @HumpedMy.eweler - 2 21h is this thing on lol Noa is this thing on lol Amy is this thing on lol Laura is this thing on lol Kayla is this thing on lol Clover is this thing on lol Kate 267 1.2K 50K 2.4M
hero @1thousandfaces_ 15h martinis are not meant to taste good they are meant to harden your spirit. Very masculine, but also, really gay, because of the glass. Interesting drink 61 269 7.7K 186K
radar girl mara @crossedantlers 18h ... Minneapolis 8 193 1.7K 44K
Shannon @bbytengu . 16h ... I need to take the eraserbaby pinger so bad Eraserbaby Sold as: MDMA ID: 5031 ID: 5031 Test Date: Dec 28, 2016 Name: Eraserbaby Pub. Date: Dec 28, 2016 Other Names: Src Location: Sao Paulo, Brazil UniqueCode: BM133 Submitter Sao Paulo. - 462 4.2K 10 79K
bug (.du-) @bonnibloop_.22h love is in the air WRONG. THE SWARM!! 208 18K 120K del 1.5M
Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony . 1d When it comes back, they should all be doctors in a high- stress emergency hospital. They should never address the change in location or gap in time. FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 1d Production on 'EUPHORIA' season 3 reportedly begins next week. 4.6K 150K 3.3M 168

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