31 of the Most Unintentionally Hilarious Things a Child Has Said

Nobody takes road safety as seriously as a kid who’s just learned about crossing the street, something one Redditor knows firsthand.
According to his mother, he was apparently so concerned with making sure folks made it to the other side in one piece that he took it upon himself to admonish strangers for not being careful. In one instance, he “seriously” told off a grown man “for trying to cross a road without holding his mummy’s hand.”
“He was definitely an adult, and did not know the elderly woman standing next to him but they dutifully held hands and crossed the road together,” she recalled of the roadside incident. “I told him he was a good boy.”
Other Redditors have recalled more unintentionally hilarious comments they’ve heard from children, including a childbirth misconception, a toilet protest and some of the most creative ways we’ve ever heard anyone be called old.
