Bad Santas Who Aren't Making it Back to the North Pole
Christmas is the best time to be a kid, because the sky is the limit when it comes to asking for gifts, and everything seems to be made exactly for you. That is, as long as you're not forced to meet a terrible Santa Claus that could crush your Christmas spirit in an instant.
It's not an easy job being Santa, but some of them aren't even trying. Whether they have faulty costumes or a bad attitude, they could ruin someone's Christmas in a heartbeat, and they know it. So, here are some bad Santas who aren't making it back to the North Pole anytime soon.
Masked Santa
Who thought this was a good idea?
1920s Santa
He was probably a sorcerer the rest of the year.
No-Eyes Santa
Why would they wear a mask and break all illusion?
With Bela Lugosi
Playing poker with Dracula qualifies as naughty, Santa.
Christmas Card
This one is still haunting that kid's dreams.
With Alanis Morissette
Doing shots? Naughty Santa.
Happy Santa
Mrs. Claus is changing the locks.
Tall Santa
And thin, too. Not his best look.
Fake Santa
The kid is not amused.
Creepy Santa
Is this a horror movie?
Lazy Santa
The kids knew who it was when they saw the watch and the ring.
Christmas Memories
Some kids are afraid of clowns, others are terrified of Santa.
Naughty Santas
Not what it looks like.
With Ida Lupino
Have you been naughty, Santa?
Santa's Ride
I don't think you can get to the North Pole this way.
Plotting Santa
He looks straight-up evil.
Eerie Santa
Another horror story from Christmas.
Santa Convention
Desaturated Santa wins.
Demon Santa
This could be big in Japan.
Sleepy Santa
Sleeping on the job? Not very nice.
