32 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, November 12, 2025

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32 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, November 12, 2025

Oh, to be young and naive…

This week, Netflix dropped Being Eddie, and while there aren’t a lot of new revelations, Eddie Murphy did share one story from his youth. 

At Murphy’s 21st birthday party, he was approached by Yul Brynner, the star of The King and I. “He was with his wife.” Murphy recalled, “and he was like, ‘How would you like to come back to my apartment with my wife and party?’”

“Nah, I’m cool,” Murphy replied. 

Years later, the comedian realized what Yul Brynner actually meant by his invitation. He joked that if he hadn’t been so young and naive, things might’ve turned out differently. 

People on Twitter aren’t naive, and they’re always ready with a great anecdote. Today’s funniest include getting fired on Twitter, a Russian robot, and one very questionable burnout cure.

 

vivi @mooncatvivi Nov 11 O ... don't want ppl to notice im not doing well but also want ppl to notice im not doing so well but also don't want anyone to be burdened by me but also want to feel that ppl care about me but also don't want to be perceived but also want to feel like i matter 181 33K 1.1M 112K
tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft. 18h ... I went up to a gorilla at the zoo today and he tapped on the glass when he saw me. Unbelievable. There must be no signs prohibiting that on his side 17 882 21K del 159K
Kylie Robison @kyliebytes 14h ... wrong Ellis Follow @ellis_ellis_ell ipads have no soul but desktop computer is like a nervous horse and has the capacity for love foks @ExaltedFoks 21h You absolutely must become post-laptop. Everything of value can be accomplished on your phone 28 3.1K 36K del 454K
Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas 17h S ... Despite being named Vision, he actually couldn't see Thanos's ability to rewind time coming. Bit of a misnomer if you ask me. 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm . 20h Diane Morgan is joining the MCU as part of the cast for 'VISIONQUEST' (Source: variety.com/2025/tv/global...) 104 10K 106K 1.9M
Blake TM @NeilNevins 22h G ... Overheard a dad this is where they filmed Home Alone. and his kid says nope. that was in a house. TRAVEL ON 87 2.4K 105K 1.2M
@chorio_actis 15h ... just got the hey you're an hour late to work are you okay text while 12 hours from home en route to go camping in arizona 23 255 33K 838K
@luvblessingz.23h s ... & Water. @luvofrare. 23h nadi. Y'all TOO old to not be liking vegetables & fruits. 92 13K 84K del 1M
s ... kenny @houseofdarklina 23h everyone super serious and then there's Guillermo: one órla after another @mercutihoe Nov 10 my family 134 7.5K 149K 1.9M
s ... @earth3ngel 19h eating breakfast for three hours and being late to everything GIF 31 4.3K 34K 287K
@Lil_Ace9 . 5h G ... Lil_Ace The cheetah munching your succulent bones after you stood your ground 0:15 Arojinle @arojinle1 . 2 21h Cheetahs are not dangerous. As a matter of fact, no one needs to fear a cheetah. First, they're easily scared. You just have to stand your ground and charge at it. Also, there has never been a recorded case of a cheetah killing a human. Never! ... 430 1.7K 8.8K 443K
s ... Grace Marlowe @graceofthecurls - 21h Imagine getting a Shams notification that you'll be fired from your job in 37 minutes Shams Charania @ShamsCharania.2 21h BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks and owner Patrick Dumont are expected to fire general manager Nico Harrison at a 10 am central time meeting on Tuesday, sources tell me and Tim MacMahon. ESPN BREAKING NEWS FROM SHAMS CHARANIA 97 3.1K 77K del 2.4M
bun @cocococobun +15h s... sometimes holding on does more damage than letting go yuuii @yuuiichive 15h Replying to @cocococobun COO what about the money u owe me 240 8.8K 196K 3.9M
G The Boy Is Fine @jordxyyyy 18h ... she stole that lady face omg Dionne @homme_dAffaires . 22h Favorite Mother Daughter duo at the premiere of their new Christmas movie. Brandy x Sy'Rai Christmas EVERYDAY Christr as EVERYD FOX EXPIRATION Chris EVER Lifetime ristm ERYDA OX TAINMENT UDIOS C 19 1.3K 22K del 320K
loloshua @loloshua 15h ... What would you even do here IGN @IGN Apr 18, 2024 A Joker open-world game concept created in Unreal Engine 5 by @teaserplayz Credit: Teaserplay via YouTube 0:44 1.6K 2.5K 106K 3.8M
Colby @cl_all_day.21h S ... My college team has lost 70 straight one score games and my NFL team's quarterback has a fake wife why do I subject myself to this stupid sport every weekend NEW New York Post YOHK POST @nypost Nov 9 Aaron Rodgers' 'phantom' wife still a mystery to family and Steelers WAGs-five months after marriage reveal trib.al/MfoFuPC 8 42 295 15K del 2.1M
G ... Lauren Frailey @laurenfrailey1 18h my 21 year old cousin just proposed M NHK WORLD M TOAN 10 Years with Hayao Miva Lauren Frailey @laurenfrailey1 Oct 18 my entire family to me at the wedding now that my 23 year old cousin is getting married 80 277 19K 800K
Anton Gerashchenko @Gerashchenko_en 20h ... Russia presented its human-like Al robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage. IDOL IDOL AIDOL АГЕНТСТВОАОРОДСКИТ НОВОСТЕЙУМОСКВА 0:18 5.6K 5K 20K del 1.9M
Theana @realiazed . 8h s... how old are you? me: Spider Solitaire Purble Place Solitaire Chess Titans NF MW e default wallpaper 252 1.8K 8.6K 143K
G ... El Gato @onlygato 22h Can someone explain to me the evolutionary advantage of having a breast that looks like food to prey animals? Elena @itsElena_62 Nov 10 Bleeding heart dove 216 454 24K del 1M
king IRISH Oloba Fooling @king_IRISH007.20h s ... John Cena waking up in the hospital John Cena: where am I?? Doctor: ICU john Cena: no u don't king IRISH Oloba Fooling @king_IRISH007.20h Guys, I have a joke 133 674 5.4K 79K
Arnav Gupta @championswimmer.55 G ... It can do, but only once. Kaif @kaif9998.9h i bet your macbook can't do this Think N Omah ThinkPad 67 263 8.3K 108K
s ... Drake Maye's Burner @MayeDrakeX 18h ASAIG - @MMA Ultraverse - PhotoGrid Medium Small Large LOAD SIZE Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz. 19h Mike Vrabel is expected to feed RB TreVeyon Henderson a big load on Thursday night. 25 341 15K 1.3M
Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice 10h ... We know. Aaron Rupar @atrupar 17h Sean Duffy: I can't guarantee safety CHICAGO 3:09 M WBBM GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN 41 17 8 DAYS HOURS MINUTES LIVE 6:30pm ET C-SPAN HOUSE RULES COMMITTEE CONSIDERS BILL TO REOPEN GOVERNMENT GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN DAY 42 LIVE 1:09 DE SEAN DUFFY C•SPAN2 Transportation Secretary 0:07 170 1K 10K 187K
s ... Wojak Codes Kalote @wojakcodes8h bro Employee: I'm burnt out Management: Say no more Prasanna S @myprasanna 22h Replying to @myprasanna It's a long night, pizzas are here. Fellow Bangalore founder @TimbreSociety drops by to say 51 230 6.2K 263K
derek guy @dieworkwear. 6h s ... 6 years later... Julius @thebookofjulius Nov 9 3 months later... 61 339 5.2K 294K
FOOTY HUMOUR s ... Footy Humour @FootyHumour. 6h Giroud's Brother Looks Like A Prehistoric Version Of Him OT TF FMAG GIROUD LA VIE EN BLEU PAND RMAT nicolas_fiems 3d Bro played in во Milan 15.3 k Reply 42 653 7.7K 105K
Conclevi s ... @improbablylevi . 9h real pope died so i watched The Pope Picking Movie b @wwxwashere Nov 11 tell me how you ended up in the fandom you're in 2 15 117 del 1.3K
@Whotfismick 23h s ... 16 don't forget me: i won't my brain: forget what 22 2.4K 13K dil 117K
Ja s ... @ProjectStrider 23h they got the vending machine closed on sunday SP SPUR 3 0:01 From 7 Everything Georgia @GAFollowers Nov 11 There are only two Chick-fil-A vending machines in the country, and one is at Georgia Tech The vending machine is a short-term, limited test and Crust Kick-fi will be available 24 hours, six days a week. 4 252 7.3K 554K
Commander @c0mmandderr- 3h s ... Ngga you driving a washing machine? Cjay @ced_jayy.3h I love this album ITA dannel ORANGE 110 516 6.1K del 74K
stickydacat @stickydacat 19h ... Are you allowed to change up your signature bc its boring and old or do they kill you for that 101 1.3K 32K 425K
s ... No Context Super Mario @SuperMarioOOC85.4h The prophecy BRIE LARSON ROSALINA Nintendo Life nl @nintendolife Jul 2, 2020 Random: Brie Larson's Boyfriend Said She Was Taking Super Mario Galaxy Too Seriously, So She Threw Him Out inintendolife.com/news/2020/07/r... #Random #SuperMario #BrieLarson #YouTube 27 978 16K 571K

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