29 Unforgettable Weirdos People Have Encountered

‘Dude on my bus in middle school once ate an entire aluminum soda can’
29 Unforgettable Weirdos People Have Encountered

There are a lot of unwritten rules between men when they use a public restroom. For one, there’s no talking or greeting each other — a manly nod to a familiar face is the most that’s allowed. When at the urinals, they choose the urinal farthest from an occupied urinal. No eating in there — that’s just gross. While urinating, maintain focus. Finally, keep it brief — it’s not a place to hang out.

Unfortunately, one Redditor’s coworker regularly violates all of these rules, which is why he was mentioned as the weirdest person they’ve ever met. Everyone else on this list has different reasons for being included, but are similarly weird as hell.

tapehead4 9y ago Edited 9y ago In college, we knew a kid who painted his dorm window black except for two slots for binoculars, and would spy on people in the courtyard below. Не wore the same outfit daily. Не looked like Jesus.
mau5head15 9y ago Zion was quite the legend at our school. Не was convinced he was born in the 60's was about 4'10 had long long hair and walked around playing a guitar no matter where he was. One day he decided to legalise prostitution for people under the age of eighteen. Не needed 10000 signatures. Не got one. It was from his mom.
ranchochupacabrash, 9y ago I knew a kid that went by Prodigy who wore a trench coat, a Naruto head band, and told people he hacked the FBI with Linux.
OptomisticOcelot 9y ago As a 16 year old exchange student in Japan, I was in a store browsing when a middle aged Japanese man walked up to me, pointed at my face and excitedly exclaimed Pimple! Pimple! before walking away.
PM-ME-SEXY-CHEESE 9y ago Guy in my apartment building. I was waiting for AAA to unlock my car standing in the entry way with him. Guy starts talking to me about how I must be working for the government, how he knows all this based on what the car headlights and taillights are telling him. How he knows who owns each car based on how they look. Told me about his past relationships and they called him crazy.
Skidmark666 9y ago When I was 20, I used to work on a farm. One time, I forgot my cigarettes at home, so I asked this guy (about my age) if he could give me one of his. To be clear: this guy always seemed a bit strange, walking around whispering to himself. Не said: I don't have any on me right now. But | need to buy a pack anyway. So he bought a pack, gave me a cigarette, then he buried the pack in the field and ran over it with a tractor. Like, at least ten times.
drunkenbusiness 9y ago Edited 9y ago I knew a kid in middle school that would draw pictures with his bloody poop all over the bathroom walls. They had to take off the front doors to the bathrooms and told parents kids were smoking... they told parents 7th graders were smoking because that was better than the truth. Last | heard he had won a bunch of painting competitions and was actually quite brilliant at it. I guess he was just a tortured artist at heart. Edit for clarification: the poop was literally bloody, or had been colored to look that
WAWDoing 9y ago We had this guy in our High School named Greg (last name). Не had wild crazy blond hair that he wore up and never bathed (but for some reason he didn't stink?). Не said it wasn't bad after the itching phase stopped. Не wore the same clothes every day, FOR FOUR STRAIGHT YEARS! They were sewn together, pinned together, or for his left shoe, just held together with orange duck tape. Не was a short stocky guy and | once told him that if I ever saw him in public and didn't know who he was already,
And_The_Full_Effect .  9y ago Anyone who has ever said that you were their best friend after knowing them for a few days. They always end up being nut jobs
the_alabaster_llama 9y ago Currently in HS. There's this kid in tenth grade who always runs through the halls full tilt, and always talks to himself about the strangest things. I've overheard him talking about eating brain tumours and how the aliens are going to come out of the Atlantic Ocean and kill everyone.
 9y ago His name is David. Не works behind me. Не is literally the most socially awkward person | have ever met. Не talks to himself, he stays after his shift for an hour every day just staring at his computer, constantly declaring out loud that he loves his job, always asking people if we think he's annoying and asking us not to report us for harassment after saying something totally normal to us. Drives me up a wall.
Mannifestdestiny 9y ago That would definitely have to be the guy who approached me and my group of friends at a Sonic one night a few years ago and offered to apply correction fluid to our hair free of charge. How generous of him.
Finlayyy 9y ago I met a guy in school, pretty weird and always made sex jokes even during the most inappropriate times.. So he didn't really have any friends and I decided to befriend him anyways. Не often tried getting me to his house but I was always way to busy with homework, job, sports. So we talked at lunch mostly, I introduced him to another group of friends and he fit in okay. Anyways fast forward to the end of the year, he had a class in which he had to make a folder to represent his year.. Little
arenae26 9y ago I was at the self checkout at the grocery store with two bottles of red wine in my basket and a lady with long white hair, yellow sunglasses, and a sunflower in her hand whispers to me that she is with the FBI and that my husband doesn't like what I'm doing. Of course, I asked what is was that I was doing and she pointed to the wine. She also told me he was cheating on me. Weeks later, | run into the SAME fucking lady at while I'm withdrawing money from the ATM. She told
w4steyute 9y ago There was this kid in my class in grade 8 who seriously thought he was a velociraptor
 9y ago This girl who literally had a kill list at my school. Now, I went to fancy private school, so there were NO kids like this. This girl would just sit and the corner and draw anime and pretend she had schizophrenia. Also when she would go to a friend's house she'd just pull up bondage porn and casually watch it. She is actually the most cringeworthy person | have ever met.
LaserBeamsCattleProd 9y ago Ethan. Went to college with him. Не definitely had some sort of mental issue going. Не would just go up to random strangers and talk their face off forever, this fucker could talk all day to a mirror. | would see him talking to girls at bars and I would go interject in the conversation, girls would be so pumped to get out of the conversation, that it actually worked well for me and my buddies. We were kind of a team even though he didn't realize it. I talk to him on facebook occasionally and try
 9y ago I knew this kid back in middle school who would walk around dressed in all black. So black trench coat, black gloves, black shirt, black pants, black shoes... in Texas summer weather mind you. Не would come up to people and antagonize them for very petty, yet irritating things. Не also thought he was above everyone's (including the teacher's) intelligence level.
Ramrod312 9y ago Just a heads up, if you don't know anyone weird....you're the weird one
Purretzel 9y ago I was waiting at a Tim Hortons for my boyfriend to get off work when a man sat down next to me. Не started casually talking to be about how his hair was naturally brown at the age of 60 and then he went on to ask me if I wanted to hear a joke. I was intrigued but then he went on to tell me how his father had died two weeks ago and how 'hilarious' it was that certain people werent invited to the funeral due to family feuds. Не also told me in graphic
cerem86 9y ago My brother Jerry. Jerry was on some enahnced chemical modifications of the illicit variety. Не used to stop talking mid-sentence and just shake for a moment, then go right back like it never happened. He'd break into my bedroom in the middle of the night and wake me up so he wouldn't be alone. On schoolnights! (I was a tween/teen and he was early 30's) Once we caught him doing backflips off a bridge and landing straddling logs on the river below it. Не had a pet brown recluse that I ended up killing when it got
gats1212 9y ago Не draws porn. A very exagerated one. Не shows his drawings to his family. Sometimes his mom gives him suggestions.
matokimato 9y ago someone i once met at a party kept talking about pepper and i still don't know why
Coruvain 9y ago A professor at my school constantly seems like he's on something with a serious kick. He's not. There aren't even rumors that he is. But oh damn does he seem like it. Everything from the bare feet and prominent chest hair to the over-emphatic gestures and too-frequent eye blinking suggests that he is stoned af. It's so bad that he has been harassed at least one by local police, who were of course convinced that he was high, because he spends most of his time looking like a stoned hobo. But he's not. And when he told
kosminski 9y ago From a small town in KY. There are these twins who never speak but when they drink, they'll pull out their fiddle and banjo and sing like the angels. Heard them play 15+ times... never heard them speak a word in my life.
 9y ago A guy my freshman year of highschool would walk around at lunch and if you were holding a sandwich he would just slowly come up and take a bite of it while you were holding it.
soloskywalker94 9y ago There's a man in my town, whose identity is unbeknownst to us, who drives around in a jeep with a female mannequin dressed up. A female. Mannequin. She's wearing a different outfit each outing, and he was once spotted at our local theater in the car with her after all the movies had let out, just sitting with his arm around her. I really don't know if he's suffering from a loss of a relationship or something, or if he's just really really lonely... But as a person in quaint small town who doesn't need to lock
SirGanjaSpliffington 9y ago My sister's roommate's brother loves forks so much he collects them. None of his forks are special. They're just regular metal forks. Не has a shit ton of them.
soupasonic 9y ago Used to live across from a proper cat lady. She must have had more than 30 cats in her tiny house and she kept bringing back more. Found out how she got them when my cat suddenly went missing and it turned out she adopted him. Had to call the police, who arrived with a not again?! attitude, handed my cat back and boxed up the rest to be delivered to the animal shelter. A couple of weeks later there were cats all over the place again. Seriously weird lady.

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