35 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, October 17, 2025

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35 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, October 17, 2025
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Jimmy Kimmel has kept his sights on President Trump ever since his return to late night. But yesterday, he turned his attention to First Son Eric Trump.

In a segment of Jimmy Kimmel Live! Trixie Mattel embodied conservatives’ worst fears by being a literate drag queen interacting with children. After weighing their options for reading material, the group gave their opinions on Eric Trump’s book, and ultimately decided that shredding it into confetti was more worthwhile than reading it.

While children aren’t entertained by Eric Trump’s book, Community fans aren’t convinced by Fox News’ excuse about a certain symbol. When a leaked image of Congressman Dave Taylor’s office revealed a swastika on an American flag, Fox News hurriedly ran a story about the Nazi iconography being an “optical illusion.” Hilariously, Community fans recalled the “it’s going to be a maze” bit, and rushed to Twitter to compare the excuses.

Elsewhere on Twitter, people came up with more hilarious tweets. Today’s funniest include those about American escapism, a productive paint n’ sip and rebranded mistakes.

@juniorkingpp . 23h O ... Не was 10- Cjay @ced_jayy Oct 16 The glow up here is real Bobby UNBAI 42 1.3K 684K 48K
evan loves worf @esjesjesj 20h ... It's crazy that these guys are so deep in their right wing bubbles that they don't realize everyone fucking hates them Matt Van Swol @matt_vanswol . 21h This has shaken me to my core. I can't believe this would have happened here in Asheville NC. I knew things were bad, but even still... I had hope that things weren't ... The blood of the martyrs is the seed of the church* SMASH 1993-2025 FASCISM PAID FOR BY METAL SUPPLY true STAND-UP... FiGHT BACK 3.9K 52K 1.5K del 1M
anna (In Play, Out(s)) @rockmeannadeus.19h G ... no woke go broke ettingermentum @ettingermentum - 21h 1 / 2 DA ZN GP> VC DA ZN GP> + 23% OF ALL EXTRA POINT ATTEMPT MISSES IN THE NELSK THIS YEAR HAVE COME FROM HARRISON BUTKE 1,648 Watch NFL Game Pass only on DAZN 28 209 8.4K 164K
Miss Gender @girldrawsghosts 9 9h s ... finding out that this entire show is supposed to take place within a span of four years was so funny DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm 19h New look at Hopper and Eleven in the final season of 'STRANGER THINGS' (Source: time.com/7323642/strang...) 44 485 18K 376K
diem @teohtani 16h G ... You really begin to understand how pitchers arms become pulled pork from this pic L.A. in a Minute @LaInaMinute - 18h I love baseball. Go Dodgers! ISERIES CHAMPIONS GLASNOW 31 38 545 18K 935K
@luvblessingz Oct 16 ... I like when yall try to rebrand your mistakes. May @_ayandamay Oct 16 Being 30 without any kids is crazy. 109 3.8K 23K 679K
meow @skitzocat . 10h ... reading #tweets i made during a crash out II GIF 28 3.9K 11K del 159K
s ... @cryst6ls Oct 16 IT TAKES A STRONG MAN TO HANDLE A stupid as fuck Weird girl 3 466 3.9K 63K
a @aallleeexxxxxx1 Oct 16 S ... cute guy at work messaged me hey alex! on teams then deleted it 5 minutes later 56 271 43K del 950K
Hernandy D. Morales @hernandy_s 23h ... His opponent saw this shit and locked-in Vante @railedbyvante Oct 15 An amateur wrestler wore a Charlie Kirk singlet as a tribute. Не lost the match in 30 seconds. 141 M CHARLIE KIRK CHARLIE IN MEMORY KIRK OF 1993-2025 589 22K 400K del 6.3M
king cutwater @ZoeGawd 22h ... That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it and it's not the same I swear 360 7.1K 41K del 1.1M
The Wicked Source @TheWickedSource 22h s ... The fear of it being James Corden GIF The Wicked Source @TheWickedSource Oct 16 Jon M. Chu confirms a major actor is playing the Cowardly Lion in 'Wicked: For Good' Wait until the red carpet when the actor who gave us the Cowardly Lion's voice steps foot on it. It'll be wild 91 1.1K 30K 768K
re: emma @evemmore 20h ... got invited over for a sip and paint tell me why we did her walls GIF 570 6.2K 146K del 2M
Melech. @MelechThomas.2 23h ... why do white people say difference of opinion instead of i'm racist? Nick @TheFirstLoser22. Oct 13 WHY DO BLACK PEOPLE SAY AXE INSTEAD OF ASK?! x.com/JustMDEOfficia... 856 6.4K 53K 1M
Devon Hardware's Wife @thatfrood 21h G ... situation in america so bad ppls escapism is imagining good trains Colin @Colin_d_m . Oct 9 Subway Builder is released! Beach St Congress St Tremont St Pearl St Blue PI Y1 Y2 Blossom A Realistic Subway Simulation St Game Union St Y1 Y2 Buy Now Cambr 22 1.5K 27K 389K
Kyle @kylofone Oct 16 S ... easily ignored, causes no disruption whatsoever, literally no trace of it a few hours later - the liberal act of protest has finally been perfected Pop Base @PopBase Oct 16 A melting ice sculpture of the word Democracy was placed in front of the U.S. Capitol. DEMOCRA 246 9.7K 130K 2.3M بل
jay @kendallhosseini 20h ... accidentally referencing an inside joke you have with a person you aren't in contact with anymore GIF 62 12K 90K del 827K
tia @tiadeeznuts 20h ... oh gross i didn't know there was protein in this powder i was only drinking it for the lead 5 1.5K 19K 187K
kirtisha @banksnohilary Oct 16 ... be the bigger person me: Mimz @ambr0xyde Oct 15 Best I can do is not kill you 12K 45K 1.1M
s @tinaagain 21h ... No way Dunkin' Donuts posted this Follow Suggested for you she ghostin u but she goblin me 302 7.9K 1.9M 104K
bob dylan paul & simon @wowzowee . Oct 16 ... Told my coworker that I'm seeing Geese tonight and she looked at me for a second before replying, what... like in the park? 4 80 3K 47K
aria @frequent_sexer.23h s ... he actively encouraged me to go 80 in a school zone aria @frequent_sexer 23h yeah sure okay i'll drive with sonic on the way to work today X Rece Drive with Sonic Take off with Sonic on your next ride. Ready, set, go! Try it now 209 7K 95K del 1.4M
TT loves oliviaO @allamericantt13 Oct 16 S ... just helped my grandparents in the andrea bocelli queue on my grandpas android ... they were so stressed and there was no one in the queue 10:13 100 ml ANDREA BOCELLI *Romanza-30th Anniversary V Done Thu Feb 12 .8:00 PM-Hard Rock Live YOU GOT 'EM. Let the Anticipation Begin. 45 400 37K del 617K
ms. enigmatic and otherworldly @deathbyviolet.23h s ... some people did NOT like this one at all ms. enigmatic and otherworldly X.com @deathbyviolet during active addiction i did this when i was trying to distract them from the fact that their playstation was missing Financial Dystopia @financedyst... 6/28/25 Man wakes up after a bumble date and the entire house is cleaned Chaos Is A Ladder @CallMeJBlxck Oct 6 What did you do to make the TL hate you? 166 292K 35 10K
Raine!!! Elphie's butt hair @gelphiemylove - Oct 1 16 S ... Fan account Y'all For you lin_manuel 11m It's not me. Rest easy. Reply 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. Oct 16 Jon M. Chu says a major actor is playing the ? Cowardly Lion in 'WICKED: FOR GOOD' Wait until the red carpet when the actor who gave us the Cowardly Lion's voice steps foot О... 121 74K 1.8K del 1.8M
nani bandzladen @naniruntz 20h S ... white people bout to start caring fr! POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.21h Border Patrol agents shot a family's dog in Texas after they went inside their home to look for migrants, @KFOX14 reports. The dog passed away. BORDER PATROL Via US.Comman 227591 DER PATROL 130 5.3K 74K del 1.3M
S ... pukeko @pukekoku 15h These uber eats drivers bro THEY GAVE ME 3 CUPS OF BABY TOUCAN 26 1.7K 15K 127K
Richard Vein @VeinRichard . 22h ... if you take a 100 mg edible, wait for the effects to kick in, then swallow a 200 mg caffeine pill, this is what is called The Nightmare Method 20 488 6.9K 87K
Hero Thousandfaces @tthousandfaces_.14h You're absolutely right - that was a hospital. My mistake. Polymarket @Polymarket 2 21h JUST IN: U.S. Army general admits he uses ChatGPT to make key command decisions 127 3.9K 69K 1.9M
Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane. 18h ... Humans are God's guilty pleasure but beavers are the creation he's most proud of Redd IRIS @ReddCinema Oct 15 This is the best photo ever produced by mankind 9 210 3.8K 76K
beanbo baggins @BBeam_o 19h ... someone asked can i bum a scroll because they deleted instagram off their phone 22 584 9.5K 94K
O ... autophile @muttreloaded • 21h one page be a description of my day and the next is a suicide note like autophile @muttreloaded Oct 16 reading your journal II GIF 16 2.1K 17K 235K
s ... crinkly doo PAWcon, ANW @eviltweets725. 19h SOON Asked the staples employee if he could open the bathroom for me and he unlocked the gender neutral one 17 1.4K 49K 376K
Fredda @PunishedFredda - 15h s ... POV: Travel Town workers realize this is the fourth girl you brought to look at trains this week BABB OSEF DEI 37 1.2K 24K del 400K
mar ley @dykeified_. 15h ... ACKNOWLEDGE 24/04/2024, 11:38 there is a man fixing the front door so don't come out in a towel ACKNOWLEDGE 1 9.9K 178 del 77K

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