30 Puns Bad Enough to Cause Slight Bruxism

‘I called the tinnitus hotline. It just kept ringing’
30 Puns Bad Enough to Cause Slight Bruxism
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Look, you’ve already clicked through. I said that these puns were bad in the title, yet here we both find ourselves. You knew the wares on offer before you walked through the door. Terrible puns is what it said on the tin, and here they are.

CRACKED How did Viking warriors communicate? Norse code.
CRACKED I called the tinnitus hotline. It just kept ringing.
CRACKED Dogs can't operate MRI machines, But catscan.
CRACKED What do you name a camel with no humps? Humphrey.
CRACKED What does D.N.A. stand for? The National Dyslexic Association.
CRACKED I'd tell a joke about roofs, But it would go over your head.
CRACKED How did the Norwegian robot identify a bird? It Scandinavian.
CRACKED How does a snowman get around? On an icicle.
CRACKED How does an Inuit stick two things together? Igloos them.
CRACKED Watching pro gamers is wild. They really take it to the next level.
CRACKED Some cannibals ate a local witch doctor. They got a taste of their own medicine.
CRACKED I want to learn how to juggle, But I don't have the balls.
CRACKED What's a school of fish's favorite subject? Debate.
CRACKED My couch is being reupholstered. In 3 days, it'll be fully recovered.
CRACKED Did you hear about the corn they arrested? It was charged with stalking.
CRACKED They wrote down my blood type wrong. Apparently, I'm typo.
CRACKED Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he neverlands.
CRACKED I broke my can opener. Now it's a can't opener.
CRACKED Did you hear there's fishing on Twitch? You can watch live streams.
CRACKED Did you hear someone stole the toilets at the police station? The cops have nothing to go on.
CRACKED I have trouble remembering the alphabet. I don't know Y.
CRACKED I had a great acupuncture session. It was a jab well done.
CRACKED I wrote some poetry backwards. It was inverse.
CRACKED They tested me after the Coca-Cola factory tour. It was a pop quiz.
CRACKED Be careful pampering your cow. You'll end up with spoiled milk.
CRACKED I remember the New York City blackout. It was a dark day.
CRACKED When a magician gets frustrated, They pull their hare out.
CRACKED I was reading on the beach all day today. Now I'm well red.
CRACKED I needed to look up the meaning of opaque. It was unclear.
CRACKED Thanks for explaining the word many to me. It means a lot.

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