23 Killer Jokes to Pass Off As Your Own Around Your Dumber Friends

We came up with these ourselves, we swear!
23 Killer Jokes to Pass Off As Your Own Around Your Dumber Friends

In the never-ending game of joke telephone, we came across these hilarious zingers and are now passing them along to you. Who wrote them? No one knows. They went so word-of-mouth viral that we may never know. We didnt want to risk botching the timing, so weve just displayed them as is rather than relaying them audibly. 

If you trust your joke delivery skills, feel free to keep the joke telephone game going that way! We have a feeling youll nail it.

LWrayBay 4y ago I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing, but I can't put my finger on it. 4.8K ...
Silent-Zebra 4y ago . An elderly couple were in church during the Sunday morning sermon. All of a sudden the wife whispers to her husband, I've just done a silent fart. What should I do? The husband replies, turn up your hearing aids. + 8.5K ...
Tiberius-the-Cuddler 4y ago e What do you call a little boy who's half French and half Scottish? A oui lad + 19K ...
Mangosta007 4y ago A On Sunday I stuck my hand into a feather pillow and had a rummage around. I did the same on Monday and Tuesday. This morning I went to my psychotherapist and told him I've been feeling down for a few days. 6.4K ...
mossycavities . 4y ago e How many bones are in a human hand? A handful + 17K ...
 4y ago What's the difference between a rib eye steak and a meteorite. Ones pretty meaty, and the others a little meteor. + 11K ...
beepbeepsputnik . 4y ago o 2 horses were fighting over a hay bale. It was the last straw. 2.5K ...
semimillennial 4y ago The orange juice complained to his therapist that no one wanted to drink him because he had too much pulp. Не was so depressed that he wanted to throw himself from the highest refrigerated shelf. Try to restrain yourself, said the therapist. 562 ...
2020Chapter 4y ago 9 I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to step on the moon. Neil before me. + 4.7K ...
_sweetLou . 4y ago Q: what does the moon do when he needs a hair cut A: eclipse it 620 ...
PopTrogdor S 4y ago e I was adopted by dolphins, but I don't really talk to them anymore. We just didn't click... 1K ...
switchheart 4y ago e What do you call it when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Udder destruction. 1.4K ...
ripnetuk 4y ago Why do North Koreans draw the best straight lines ??? Because they have a supreme ruler. 870 ...
Sabiis 4y ago . My wife's favorite Joke - What happened to the passengers of the pink ship when it crashed into the purple ship? They were all marooned! 522 ...
chacham2 . 4y ago . What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxicabs. 715 ...
theoriginalstarwars 4y ago Kid comes home from school and says Dad, why did you name me Achilles? Не is a Greek hero and we have no Greek in our family. Well son, you did make it through the Trojan wall. + 1.8K ...
Mcbattlebot 4y ago e How do you make a car top? Тер on the brake Tupid! + 5.1K ...
 4y ago My girlfriend used to smoke after sex. Well that stopped once we started using lube + 1.2K ...
The420St0n3r . 4y ago . Edited 4y ago . Why did the blind guy fall into the well? Не couldn't see that well.
IronTemplar26 4y ago The Ford F-150 has a towing capacity of 11,500 pounds That's my best pickup line 734 ...
RodamusLong 4y ago What side of a chicken has the most feathers? The outside. 762 ...
Oisean2327 4y ago . Why do some couples not go to the gym? Some relationships don't work out. 562 ...
1up_for_life . 4y ago You really gotta hand it to blind prostitutes. + 744 ...

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