33 Random Bits of Trivia We’ll Delay Another 90 Days If Our Demands Aren’t Met
We’ll be the only ones doing the testing around here
Don’t test us. Don’t you dare test us. You think we’re playing around, bucko? Read these facts within in the next five minutes or we’ll pull them from the internet forever!
We know that your love of random trivia tidbits gives us the upper hand here, so unless you want to travel to a library and hunt for physical copies of books containing this knowledge, you’ll quit wasting time with this weird little pre-list blurb and get to reading!
The Ming Dynasty

Arrested Development

Hyundai

Volleyball

African Spiny Mice

The IRS

Ted Lasso

Alicia Silverstone

Jackie Wilson

The Ruby Slippers

Cosmopolitan Magazine

Candy Canes

The Stolen Violin

Get Out

Sources: Wikipedia, Alternate ending on YouTube
JFK and Superman

Source: 28 Cringeworthy Comic Book Storylines the Movies Left Out
Crayola

Source: Smithsonian Library
Chevy Chase

Source: Washington Post
First-Born Daughters

Source: Scientific American
The Great Chicago Fire

Cereal Ingredients

Terrible Predictions

Source: 15 Impossibly Silly Predictions (Made By Serious People)
Malcolm X

Source: Stanford
Scream

Sean Penn

Source: People.com
Reading in Bed

Source: The Atlantic
Grey’s Anatomy

Clownfish

Superheroes

Vacuums

Copper Mining

Dan Spitz

Mussolini

The Yangtze
