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27 Times Famous People Showed How Out of Touch They Really Are

By:: Timon DJ Spajic; Cracked Writers

December 14, 2023

27 Times Famous People Showed How Out of Touch They Really Are

“Celebs are out-of-touch” is a statement that will shock no one — except maybe those celebs themselves. However, even though we fully expect it from them, we still end up shell-shocked with some of the things celebs say and do. If anything, that’s what keeps us coming back. It’s almost like they know we’re fascinated by the seemingly never-ending nonsense that leaves their mouths. Nonsense like…

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SALMA HAYEK'S CHILDREN. CAN BE SUCH A HANDFUL. You have to work very hard to please them all, Hayek was quoted as saying in 2014. If you are making pizza, there is one who doesn't like cheese and another who hates tomato... Our chef sometimes looks so downhearted. CRACKED.COM — Celebs Who Are Not In Touch With Reality

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HUGH JACKMAN HAD NO IDEA THAT WOLVERINES WERE REAL. While shooting X-Men, it was a shock for him to learn that Wolverine wasn't just a creative superhero name. Не thought he was playing a wolf-themed character. CRACKED.COM — 25 Celebs Who Left Reality Behind

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CRACKED.COM Ray Bradbury thought the Internet floats in the air somewhere. In 2009, the visionary author told The New York Times that one of the greatest technological advancements of the modern age is not real and even went as far as saying, it's meaningless. — These 16 Celebs Are Just Not In Touch With Everyday Life

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Morgan Freeman finds Black History Month to be ridiculous. Не feels the way to stop racism is to stop addressing it. CRACKED.COM — 23 Bonkers Celebrity Beliefs

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Kenneth Cole hijacked the #Cairo hashtag to promote the new collection. During the 2011 riots in Egypt, he tweeted: Millions are in uproar in #Cairo. Rumor is they heard our new spring collection is now available online. CRACKED.COM — Celebs Who Are Not In Touch With Reality

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NANCY GRACE THINKS POT MAKES YOU A MURDERER. According to Grace, if someone commits a crime after smoking weed, it's because they smoked weed. People on pot shoot each other, stab each other, strangle each other, drive under the influence, kill families. Maybe she learned about marijuana from 1930s movies? CRACKED.COM — 25 Celebs Who Left Reality Behind

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CRACKED.COM Senator James Inhofe (R.-Okla.) is a long-term climate denier. He's the guy who disproved climate science by bringing a snowball onto the Senate floor. Не even wrote a book called The Greatest Hoax: How the Global Warming Conspiracy Threatens Your Future. MUST BE WHY HIS PARTY CHOSE HIM TO CHAIR THE SENATE ENVIRONMENT AND PUBLIC WORKS COMMITTEE — 20 Celebs That Need A Reality Check

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Michael Jackson believed that he could've reached out to Hitler and somehow cured him of his evilness, according to a taped conversation with his friend. FL N CRACKED.COM — These 16 Celebs Are Just Not In Touch With Everyday Life

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If you have a cold, just take some turpentine with some sugar or castor oil or honey and it'll go away the next day. -Tiffany Haddish (Do NOT do this. Turpentine is a poison that can cause seizures, coma, and organ failure.) CRACKED.COM — 6 Horrifying Tips From Out Of Touch Celebrities

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THE DALAI LAMA CRACKED.COM If a female Dalai Lama come, then she must be very attractive. Otherwise not much use. — Bored Panda

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Megan Fox believes in leprechauns and speaks in tongues. In her defense, she did know Shia LaBeouf and read two Transformers scripts out loud. GRAGKED.COM — 23 Bonkers Celebrity Beliefs

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ALICIA SILVERSTONE THINKS YOU CAN JUST STOP WORKING. In her book The Kind Mama, Silverstone suggests you should take one year off work to be with your new baby. I assure you that it's not something that only the super privileged and trust- fund endowed can afford. Yeah, it's not like raising a baby costs thousands of dollars a year or anything. CRACKED COM — Celebs Who Are Not In Touch With Reality

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MADONNA RECOMMENDS PEEING ON YOUR OWN FEET. Peeing in the shower is really good, Madonna told a flabbergasted David Letterman in 1994. It fights athlete's foot. Some people might prefer the fungus, though. CRACKED.COM — 25 Celebs Who Left Reality Behind

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QUINCY JONES CRACKED.COM were the worst musicians in the world. They were no-playing mother******S. Paul was the worst bass player I ever heard. And Ringo? Don't even talk about it. — The Guardian

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CRACKED.COM After Osama bin Laden released a videotaped message just before the 2004 Presidential election, legendary news anchor Walter Cronkite speculated that Karl Rove may have made arrangements with Osama to release the tape, in hopes of swinging the election toward incumbent George W. Bush. — 23 Bonkers Celebrity Beliefs

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MAIS DARNELL DOCKETT Follow @ddockett Aye @_KatherineWebb hit me (240) when game over, lets go to wing stop CRACKED.COM then King of diamond, на TIMERTS LIKES 3,852 1,265 9:55 PM - 7 Jan 2013 27 Arizona Cardinals player Darnell Dockett publicly tweeted his phone number by mistake while trying to hit on quarterback AJ McCarron's wife. Dockett later admitted he had intended to privately message the former Miss Alabama. — Celebs Who Are Not In Touch With Reality

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TYRESE GIBSON THOUGHT THAT PANDORA RADIO WAS A FAN. Tyrese tweeted his thanks in 2011 to this Pandora girl who seemed to like his stuff so much. #VisionImplementor @Tyrese Pandora.. Whoever you are!! Thank you!! I get tweets about you playing my music all the time!! 6:31 AM - 11 Aug 2011 849 Retweets 616 Likes 167 849 616 CRACKED.COM — 25 Celebs Who Left Reality Behind

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Appearing in SHARKNADO inspired Tara Reid to educate herself about sharks. Types of Animals Amphibians Birds are cold-blooded . are animals with feathers can Pro on lend and in water have two legs and two wings lay jelly-covered eggs in the water have . beak or o bill are vertebrates - have a backbone lay oggs have moist skin are warm-blooded do not have scales Fish Insects have six legs are cold blooded are made up of 3 parts- lay eggs head thorax and abdomen are covered with scales have fina not legs have . pair of antennoe have one or two — These 16 Celebs Are Just Not In Touch With Everyday Life

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SEAN CONNERY CRACKED.COM I don't think there is anything particularly wrong about hitting a woman - although I don't recommend doing it in the same way that you'd hit a man. An openhanded slap is justified - if all other alternatives fail and there has been plenty of warning. — People

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In a 2008 interview, Oscar-winning French actress Marion Cotillard said that the 9/11 attacks were an inside job (to get rid ofmoney sucker buildings that were losing too much money) and that the moon landings were faked. CRACKED.COM — 23 Bonkers Celebrity Beliefs

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OPRAH WINFREY has forgotten how to use a gas pump I haven't pumped gas since 1983 Plaseol SUPER VALEADES On a road trip with BFF Gayle King, a stranger had to explain to them how to operate a gas pump CRACKED COM — Celebs Who Are Not In Touch With Reality

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PATRICK STEWART DIDN'T KNOW YOU CAN GET A SINGLE SLICE OF PIZZA. Sir Patrick was 72 when he learned that you can order just a slice rather than a whole pizza. Не was also surprised he wasn't given a knife and fork to eat it with. CRACKED.COM — 25 Celebs Who Left Reality Behind

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Sienna Miller defended her cigarette habit, saying, I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is. Because that's how diseases work. CRACKED CON — These 16 Celebs Are Just Not In Touch With Everyday Life

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Vitamin D helps yeast infections, SO spread your legs and get some sunshine. -Shailene Woodley (There's no link between Vitamin D and vaginosis, and spread-eagleing to the sun will expose you to sunburn and melanoma. There's a reason for pubic hair.) CRACKED.COM — Shape

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GWYNETH PALTROW CRACKED.COM I am who I am. I can 't pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year. — Radar Online

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Whoopi Goldberg is a member of the NRA. NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION CRACKED.COM — 18 Surprising Things That Celebrities Believe

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CRACKED COM MARIAH CAREY LOVES WHITE THINGS. According to co-star Rob Huebel, while on set for her cameo in The House, Carey demanded her trailer be filled with white roses and plushy white lambs. She also once demanded 12 white Labrador puppies to be put in her dressing room for an appearance on a British morning show. — Celebs Who Are Not In Touch With Reality

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