36 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, November 28, 2025

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36 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, November 28, 2025

The constant, non-stop loop of Elf season has officially begun and will run straight through Christmas. And now, Warner Bros. has announced the first annual “December the TwELFth” celebration next month, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

On “December 12,” New York City’s Times Square will host a special noon performance of Elf the Musical. The activities go on throughout the day, including pop-up Elf photo stations, Elf merch sales and opportunities to write to Santa Claus, presumably on Elf-themed stationery.

Besides being on cable all the time, Elf will be released in theaters on Dec. 12. But what’s really interesting is that Warner Bros. Discovery is planning to do this every year. And who hates Elf? Well, apparently, people who watch HGTV — the channel devoted to design and remodeling.

Lately, HGTV has been airing Elf nonstop, and one user even wrote, “This is the second week in a row that some lame azz old movie is on HGTV. Where are the design shows?!?”

The spirit is there, but maybe it’s a little too much. Whenever you’re feeling wistful about a holiday, Twitter always manages to crack the best jokes. Today’s funniest include a Jamaican masterpiece, Minnie Mouse with buccal fat removal and Kermit The Frog. 

Clubratt * @clubratt. 14h ... I asked my mum to let me know when people will be staying in our house and it p**sed her off so now she's asking me this st *pid S** 2h ago Mum M Gonna have a bath, that ok with you? X 280 1.7K 103K 2.5M
s ... hmph. @scamron_giles 17h Sneakin, they were in there going to town Imao - @lilmirrio 20h my family been sneaking and eating the turkey w*f 1 171 2.8K 36K
s ... memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus 23h Why does your grill have Internet connectivity? Hard Pass @HardPass4 Nov 25, 2021 Hey @TraegerGrills-who the H**L sends a software update on thanksgiving?!? WIFIRE SOFTWARE UPDATE Update In Progress Do NOT Power Off Grill Will Reset 5 SUPER KEEP TIMER MENU IGNITE SMOKE WARM 62 83 3.8K 61K
corn @normal_food 15h s ... heating stock in the pyrex directly on the burner bc it p**ses my wife off XONG I litre 1000 900 LES pyrex 806 700 500 300 85 115 6.9K del 171K
G. Gordon Lady @burningviolins 17h ... My uncle brought his new girlfriend to Thanksgiving dinner. She's half his age and refers to herself in the third person as Jamaican Masterpiece. She is a white woman who has never been to Jamaica. I don't know her real name because my uncle also calls her Jamaican Masterpiece. 273 2.8K 55K 3.3M
erica In fran ce @EricaCaitlin_ 23h ... we're setting end times for first dates now? How about a coffee on Saturday afternoon? It's a date! Great! I propose from 5 till 7 300 560 41K del 1.1M
omeo FROE s ... @ihyomeo. 15h nah thanksgiving is cancelled man 1.1K 1.4K 24K del 2.1M
S ... caitlin @caitalopram 19h not minnie W the buccal fat removal. Girl you look like S**t 72 3K 75K del 728K
parks @parkersity_9 . 2 22h ... accidentally vaped in front of my mom but she only saw the smoke and goes what was that so i i immediately said no way you saw that too? and now i have to spend the rest of my life pretending my house is haunted 108 807 22K 181K
@Jayyakamii 19h G ... Jay This what them stray cats be eating in cartoons @wyd_karen1.20h Karen TM zzZ Our first date 46 1.3K 23K 208K
Perc @PercThaGoat 14h ... They done gave you Kermit the Frog Posting Clips @PostinClips 14h Popeyes this ain't no Turkey issa pigeon... gimmie my money back POPEYES FULLY COOKED Cajun-Style Turkey Hand-rubbed Louisiana-style and infused seasonings with zesty SIMPLY HEAT, SERVE & ENJOY! Keep Refrigerated Keep France 36 1.2K 22K 287K
davey @jerseyh0mo 13h ... I love playing with my niece because first we played doctor and she told me I only have five days to live and then she was a grocery store clerk and when I tried to pay for the plastic bananas she goes sorry we don't take food stamps here 20 105 4.4K 65K
@BoringBiz_. 17h s ... Boring_Business Still think about this Paid Leave Request Dear HR H to HR am suffering from coronavirus and request you to grant me paid leave for 30 days. Otherwise will come to office. Best regards, John T Subject: RE: Paid Leave Request Dear John, After knowing that you are infected, we have immediately asked all other employees to work from home, therefore you can come to office and start working. Your leave request is rejected. 551 13K 212K 5.1M
Trader Theory @tradertheory 18h ... Whoever made these needs firing immediately. 302 1.1K 52K del 2.2M
h@iley @fantomregret . 1 16h O ... There are sentences being read that have never been read before roey @roeyinreal Nov 26 My long distance textuationship of 2+ years randomly ending on the Wednesday before thanksgiving over TikTok dms 0:00 16 1.9K 28K 415K
Mintzy @StoolMintzy 20h ... Just got denied from buying NON ALCOHOLIC beer at grocery store at 42 years old because I didn't have my ID. My brain can't comprehend this 964 470 44K 2.4M
Perc @PercThaGoat 18h G ... N**** eating a plate from Salem Witch Trials. Posting Clips @PostinClips . 18h Thanksgiving dinner 25 368 5.1K 78K
yz @everhero13. 21h ... she just reheated waka waka's nachos here i'm crying popculture @thegwendalupe Nov 26 the new Shakira song for Zootopia is lowkey a bop 188 4.4K 86K del 2.3M
yvette @ylanast 17h S ... well the tables look a bit full I talk hoops @trendyhoopstars 18h Which table are you sitting at for thanksgiving? riendlystock I friendlystock friendlystock friendlyst VS friendlystoc Handlystock 18 1K 30K 337K
Nicole Winfield @nwinfield 21h s ... I asked Leo if he had done Wordle yet today. Не had (despite our ridiculously early wakeup time today). Не got it in three. 44 504 16K 236K
s ... pop culture gal @allurequinn.20h the color grading... it's giving youtube thumbnail @ @lifeinchaos_ Nov 26 FREAKY FRIDAY (2003) // FREAKIER FRIDAY (2025) slip AN 23 1.5K 52K 533K
s ... @juniorkingpp 19h I bet they come out the same factory too Cjay @ced_jayy.19h Yeezy Slides??! Nah these Easy Slides PRIMA ... PRIMA - 9 Easy - Slide 10 9 Easy Slides Soo-oy-Side Stepe Easy Slides - Micpers 9 United Dippers 00 10 asy SIA THE 9 - 1 Ing-Side Easy Slides - Easy Slides Easy Slide del 288K 27K 721 32
Austine @theereal_one 23h S ... I hate when customers says why they got y'all working on holidays? Like bro cause you in here tf niya @niy2pretty.2 23h I can't believe you guys are open today 33 1.3K 16K 161K
Michael @yosoymichael 20h S ... You can't script perfection like this. Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff f . 22h Al Roker gives a girl a golden ticket to see the Rockettes. Her response: I did that yesterday. NBC 0:14 UNDUENTICKET 23 979 29K 810K
sam @blanks_sj 18h G ... he's locked in W** is ur issue Reece @ihyreeece 19h men used to go to war Roading 2 / higher S un 86 2.9K 86K 1.4M
trash jones @jzux . 15h ... Al is kind of like Temu for thinking 58 2.3K 18K 159K
S @even_steven8tht - 16h s ... The concept of bombing someone and asking for the bomb back AL BOARD EW NA action THE ENERGY NAL BO NEW N ONAL BEARD B VIEW GIF II GLJ Global Insight Journal @GlobalIJournal Nov 26 Reports: The United States is demanding that Lebanon return the GBU-39B precision-guided bomb that was found and did not detonate in Beirut, fearing its advanced technology could fall into the hands of China, Russia, or Iran. 29 3K 30K 1.1M
tribal chief @luireigns 22h ... It's 6 am in winter and you have to get up for work W HIAC, W WORK 0:13 83 3.6K 25K 278K
@JackKennedy 15h s ... Kenjac Pillow over gut is a vet move Garrett Doiron @GarrettDoiron 15h Replying to @JackKennedy 217 4.7K 118K 4.6M
BowTiedBroke @BowTiedBroke 23h S ... Me, looking at my cousin who ate 3 deviled eggs, knowing I'll only be able to have 37 now. GIF II 134 1.2K 23K 381K
sin-ack @traits_reality. 20h O ... so to answer the question of how did a gummy bear company release the most space-efficient battery: they cut corners. a lot of corners. quite literally Jon Bruner @JonBruner. Nov 26 Have you seen this Haribo power bank? It's cute! It's also become a sensation on social media because it offers one of the best power-to- weight ratios on the market, with a capacity of 20,000 mAh at just 286 grams. ... 0:02 lumafield Industrial X-ray CT scan by 26 494 14K 706K
Jenni s... @hashjenni . 19h Are u listening Me zoned out: 34 3.7K 13K 195K
kirsten G ... @neverjanedoe 20h I apparently drunk texted the Pluribus phone number last night 334 PLURIBUS Yesterday 11:07 PM | miss you... Today 11:00 AM Hi, Carol. This is an automated message. Our feelings for you haven't changed at all. But after everything that's happened, we just need a little space. 14 268 11K del 160K
Abby Debut stan @FrndsAndSwfties 15h ... Getting married and sharing holiday traditions is not for the weak. What do you mean it's 7pm and we haven't eaten yet and there's no sign of eating for the foreseeable future 29 15 3K 29K
SEAN @Seanlofficial 23h ... Macys blew the entire parade budget on kpop demon hunters: Goidfish Goldfish 25 1.2K 27K del 293K
Emerald @ickmerald . 22h ... Why are plane ticket so expensive. You going that way just give me a ride 21 494 8.5K 98K

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