22 Jokes, Quotes and Quips to Get You Out of a Social Pickle
Blurt these out then run off as they laugh!
Here’s a few joke bombs for ya!
Sorry, that may have been confusing. We don’t mean “bombs” as in “failed jokes,” we mean that dropping them would be a highly effective way to leave any awkward situation on a high note. If any lull in any conversation should arise, these funny explosions will be a much better line than, “Well, I better hit the ol’ dusty trail” or whatever other low-energy line that’ll surely peter out.
Don’t take our word for it. Give them a try!
My Friend Was About to Get Attacked By A Duck...
What Do You Get When You Cross the Atlantic With the Titanic?
A Snake Walks into A Bar...
How Many Freudian Psychiatrists Does It Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?
Did My Girlfriend Find Me Sexually Unsatisfying?
I Asked My Friend How It Was Living in North Korea...
What Do You Call A Frenchman Who’s Into Japanese Culture?
I Played A Blank CD at Full Blast Last Night...
Piers Morgan Fell Into the River Thames...
What Do You Call A Bear With No Ears?
The Virgin Harry
Why Doesn’t Oedipus Use Foul Language?
Three Statisticians Are Out Hunting in the Woods...
Why Don’t Blind People Go Skydiving?
A Grandma Heads Down to Church for Services...
A Guy Is Checking Out at the Grocery Store...
Did You Hear About the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper?
Teaching a Cricket to Jump
Sherlock and Watson
The Vacationing Penguin
The Suitcase in the Woods
Three Vampires Walked Into A Bar...
