50 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of November 24, 2025

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50 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of November 24, 2025
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This last South Park season has been one of the most pointed, ruthless and politically incendiary runs in the show’s history. Trey Parker and Matt Stone didn’t hold back, targeting both their network and its new political friends with nonstop jabs at the conservative power structure currently shaping the country.

We’re used to seeing some boundary-pushing jokes on the show, but this one takes the cake for the most inappropriate South Park joke of 2025.

And speaking of South Park, the creators have actually credited digital piracy for helping the show in its early days. Because the episodes were widely downloaded and shared online, Parker and Stone say the free distribution didn’t hurt the series, it helped it build a dedicated global fan base.

We can all agree that South Park is always locked in on reality. And just like the people of Twitter, they always find a way to make you laugh. This week’s funniest tweets include a wooden lie, setting end times for dates and a perfectly reasonable beer deal.

Sara @SaraCivian Nov 22 ... Can't even wish your friends a good afternoon anymore Today 11:08 AM НА НА Good afternoon Kathryn Cleary Not you addressing the nation KC It's giving Barack 159 11K 255K del 3M
ari! s ... @AriTheRoyal Nov 22 this bro eating the MORGAN @MORGANGOREWHORE Nov 21 Coffee and donuts at the shelter for breakfast today 72 5.9K 148K del 2M
John Peterson @johnnypeter Nov 22 s ... Little late but just an update, got a 41% on this exam and dropped the class. Had no business indulging in this treat John Peterson @johnnypeter Sep 11 Post exam treat DALL Coors D LDE N CONRADROMIA.COM Its All Goodl GC Banquet BEER CONR M CONRAD'S MBC COLLEGE OUNCER CONRADSGRI SHRADSONLL.COM Ita All Go It's All CONRAR - CON 172 2.7K 96K del 2.1M
@heshidicjudaism Nov 22 ... How am I supposed to put my phone down and read a book when my phone serves me up stuff like this POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave Nov 20 Miss Norway's salmon-inspired national costume stuns audience. 74 MISS+UNIVERSE AND 0:20 TikTok @ s.am_123 64 13K 202K 3.6M
Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee Nov 22 s ... 00 Ya know, that's way more reasonable than I imagined it would be. Steve Helwick @s_helwick Nov 22 Yes, Rice is actually giving out free beer NY B N8 STUDENT BEER GIVEAWAY LIMITS: 1 BEER PER VISIT 3 BEERS PER GAME 16 190 19K 992K
P @the_P_God Nov 22 G ... Like ordering a Guinness in Ireland. Just tastes better closer to the source. Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart Nov 22 It's so much better here. Don't know if I can keep ordering Dunkin coffee in NYC after experiencing the real thing. DUNKIN® 8 163 4.9K 443K
O ... Jimmy @jjimmygonemia Nov 22 Was trying and failing to open a bag of gummy bears during Sentimental Value and two people shushed me 70 410 18K del 401K
@ezzyskii Nov 24 s ... Ezzy asked Al to restore my photo from when I was a kid and this was the result 480 3.2K 37K 508K
Aditi @aditiraaaj1 Nov 24 s ... Enter password Wrong Wrong Wrong Reset password New password can't be old password 195 11K 45K 675K
@AdiiiFCB Nov 24 s ... real water drinkers know this is too cold to be enjoyable @astralbaes Nov 22 imagine drinking this at 2am 1K 15K 199K 3.8M
s ... hayden @hydn_ngn Nov 24 I love when people post bad theaters because I will absolutely win every time frankenkiwi @snoopyschimera Nov 22 yall im sat for sentimental value look how high up this screen is im crying 649 2.5K 86K 6.3M
G ... Meg @megannn_lynne Nov 24 trader joe's, 8am, week of thanksgiving I AM GOING BACK INTO THE ARENA 24 2K 44K 453K
ewan! (kofi comms open) @the_thing_doer Nov 24 G ... is there a single episode in the show where he actually does this CAUT BE CAREFU 67 218 10K 282K
Kendall Baker @kendallbaker. Nov 24 S ... Who's gonna tell him 0:37 From Rafal Kedzior 461 363 8K del 3.2M
nadi. s ... @luvblessingz Nov 24 Ok, money. @lifeofarawbitch Nov 24 once you stop looking. things find u 36 8.6K 36K 650K
G ... Dru @dru_jlh Nov 25 If anyone would like to know what it's like being a doctor married to a non- doctor, I present to you my husband You need to see a dr 11:35 I live W one 11:36 Right but I'm not the correct person to diagnose or investigate your headaches 11:37 That seems like a you issue 11:37 You're twice as old as my oldest patients it is most definitely a you issue 11:38 So now am old. Such a charmer 11:38 63 1.4K 58K del 1M
glittr @glittrful Nov 25 ... apologizing profusely to my driver for being late for pickup because a guy kept trying to ask me for my number as i was leaving the mall and mr driver laughed and said it's ok ill give u 5 stars don't worry WE CAN BE RATED TOO??????? 70 495 51K 796K
trash jones @jzux Nov 25 ... my ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before 80 11K 53K del 719K
ella fox-martens @ellafox_m.20h G ... collecting perfect images lately H taste OLIVE Like Olive OIL oil 33 1.6K 52K 540K
21. s ... @Big_tagg 20h selecting all images with traffic lights Key tules @saint_cloudy. Nov 23 What makes us human? 53 3.2K 22K 262K
Max @MaxHomasexual 20h G ... Before Yeti, Stanley, and Owala there was only one 95 1.4K 30K del 441K
s ... Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_ . 14h what made you do this IMZ TMZ @TMZ.20h Squiggled inside this photo edit is a musician who's kickin' off her 33rd birthday today. Can you guess who she is? buff.ly/XS9KZM0 73 1.5K 59K del 1.4M
Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat.19h ... Queen! Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5 Nov 22 I told Mimi we could get Chili's if she made it 100 consecutive days without hitting a pedestrian with her car so it's triple dipper time! S chilis $0013/128 - S 17 102 9K 864K
Commander @commandderr.22h s ... Bruh that's plankton Cjay @ced_jayy Nov 23 I pray this is an ironing board and not a giant roach staring at me 80 2.4K 19K 257K
@byspencerthomas . 6h S ... spencer thomas really love how we as a society pretend the muppets are real sentient creatures with lives and careers of their own @PopBase. 7h Pop Base Miss Piggy being arrested by Sabrina Carpenter at the final show of the Short n' Sweet tour. @prfctsabrinas) пл. 0:19 48 1.1K 20K del 201K
Izzo Follow ... @israeldfirzt My daughter teacher say she talk so much that she put her next to the nonverbal kid in class and the kid talks now
liz @nonchalec 23h G ... WHO THE H**L LIED TO ME AND TOLD ME THE WATER WOULDNT BOIL OVER IF PUT A WOODEN SPOON ON TOP OF THE РОТ 1.1K 2.9K 83K del 3.4M
Commander @commandderr. 21h S ... Not all heroes wear capes, some wear feathers Cjay @ced_jayy Nov 24 hero bird saves man from $300 fine 56 1.3K 22K 186K
SillyFella @sillyfella600 15h S ... Accidentally said they assassinated KFC instead of JFK 73 2.8K 36K 245K
s ... a;sdkfjasdlfj;d @asdkfjasdlfjd 21h Fish got painted over by the road in my small town 79 2.6K 28K 374K
@quiintassential. 19h s ... quiinta my coworker accidentally outed that i took off early so i could make it to the club and my managers peeped and i lied and said i do club hostings and he applauded me for having multiple forms of income GIF 23 821 46K 372K
Reece + G ... @reeceollld 21h BRING BACK THE CD/DVD PLAYERS ON LAPTOPS!!!! WHY CANT I PUT A CD IN A LAPTOP!? @NefflynBe.23h name something from the past we need to bring back? 461 23K 147K del 2.1M
Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero 21h ... My dad asked how I was doing with money and health and job hunting and I just started crying and crying and couldn't get words out and he gave me a hug and I tell you I have no idea where he was storing it but he honked a bike horn in my ear and I laughed until I almost threw up. 38 775 25K 237K
Cjay @ced_jayy 22h ... n**** is clearly SITTING. I hate misinformation the greatest @greatestptl Mar 31 A duck remained standing on the wing of an airplane for the entire flight. 1050-8 0:00 78 1.9K 35K 354K
Pidud @Pidud_.19h ... Не got a raise Imao Pidud @Pidud_ - Nov 19 My boyfriend got put on a PIP but his manager thought a Performance Improvement Plan meant meeting to discuss how good your performance is improving:) 18 334 25K 588K
Caleb Jordan Schulz @Based_Jedi 23h s ... Did NOT expect freshly cut brisket in a gas station but here we are.. В. ATM GUMMIES ROCKIN VIRGI Caleb Jordan Schulz @Based_Jedi Nov 24 Alright, lets see what all the hoopla is about DUC-SE'S 449 762 20K 586K
Commander @commandderr. 21h ... isn't this the thing you slide over your calculator? Cjay @ced_jayy. Nov 25 Look at this car.. МБЯССИ Parma Cioredato 124 4.3K 46K 616K
G ... King Sukuna @King_Sukunaaa.22h i believe it's a journalist named peter parker TCU @TheRealTCU Aug 14 WHO TF IS TAKING THESE I NEED NAMES FOR 74 4.6K 79K 951K
Pedro's Mustache s ... @OfAthenry 23h If you're running late for work, just stop and grab a bunch of donuts. Nobody will question you. Write that down. DUNKIN I BONS 148 718 33K 446K
Not Robert Griffin @Pseudo_RGIII.23h ... Me trying to look busy at work today while no work is actually getting done prime JOEWHITT.JR. Commanders Defensivo Coordinator 40 2.4K 21K 448K
anya7 @reflectyoon 16h ... this lady comes up to me and goes i want a latte i say ok great what size? and she SIGHS, rolls her eyes, and goes ugh i knew you were going to ask that HELLO? 105 618 39K 487K
wiLL @willfulchaos.10h s ... SH MOST SOURDOW WORLD STARTLE FAME GIF II Film Updates @FilmUpdates 17h SHI Jonathan Bailey and Ariana Grande for The New York Times Cooking. 0:04 135 3.3K 36K 823K
Shrek @Shrek 2 20h ... Can't today, I'm swamped. 426 9.9K 53K 1.8M
ChiAmaka @akuaaaaaaa - 1 18h s ... ChiAmaka @akuaaaaaaaa 18h The host of heaven is driving behind me 114 1.1K 6.9K del 241K
Priscilla @MamaTapoka 21h ... Having Gen Z interns is wild coz I asked for a patient's labour progress today and I was told it's giving delivery 147 1.2K 12K 329K
s ... Fyr @HavocFreestyle .20h My slow ahh thought it's Steve @milkygoons.21h ts took me 3 business days to figure it out St VE 108 1.6K 49K 3.1M
O ... George Mnguni @Okay_Wasabi 11h No man guys. They're getting rid of the A.I texture??? How is frame 2 even distinguishable??? sid @immasiddx Nov 24 Nano Banana vs Nano Banana Pro We're cooked. 288 2.8K 56K 3.4M
Brunella @brunellaism 17h s ... I thought was gonna die guys Brunella @brunellaism 17h for a long time i have woken up wanting to eat english breakfast. this is especially strange since i've never been to the UK or particularly cared for the country before. but now i am in london and can finally live out my dreams 478 1.9K 56K 3.2M
CallUnc @Callunc 15h s ... No one: The dentist: so how is life going 4 340 4.1K 31K
Klark @KnightClawk 22h G ... that's Ed Sheeran Kanii @Mythicalblue_. Nov 24 Who is this? 102 4.3K 50K 699K
erica In fran ce @EricaCaitlin_ 23h ... we're setting end times for first dates now? How about a coffee on Saturday afternoon? It's a date! Great! I propose from 5 till 7 300 560 41K del 1.1M
omeo FROE s ... @ihyomeo. 15h nah thanksgiving is cancelled man 1.1K 1.4K 24K del 2.1M
parks @parkersity_9 . 2 22h ... accidentally vaped in front of my mom but she only saw the smoke and goes what was that so i i immediately said no way you saw that too? and now i have to spend the rest of my life pretending my house is haunted 108 807 22K 181K
Mintzy @StoolMintzy 20h ... Just got denied from buying NON ALCOHOLIC beer at grocery store at 42 years old because I didn't have my ID. My brain can't comprehend this 964 470 44K 2.4M
yz @everhero13. 21h ... she just reheated waka waka's nachos here i'm crying popculture @thegwendalupe Nov 26 the new Shakira song for Zootopia is lowkey a bop 188 4.4K 86K del 2.3M
Nicole Winfield @nwinfield 21h s ... I asked Leo if he had done Wordle yet today. Не had (despite our ridiculously early wakeup time today). Не got it in three. 44 504 16K 236K
Michael @yosoymichael 20h S ... You can't script perfection like this. Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff f . 22h Al Roker gives a girl a golden ticket to see the Rockettes. Her response: I did that yesterday. NBC 0:14 UNDUENTICKET 23 979 29K 810K

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