36 Artisan Bits of Trivia That’ll Cost You An Arm and A Leg Because We Just Described Them As ‘Artisan’

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36 Artisan Bits of Trivia That’ll Cost You An Arm and A Leg Because We Just Described Them As ‘Artisan’

As much as we dump on terrible marketing campaigns, we’ve learned a thing or two from some decent advertisers over the years. Sexy buzz words like “artisan” have helped all kinds of businesses up-charge us gullible Guses for decades now, so we took a little page out of their book. 

Here’s a gussied-up plate of artisanal facts that would go for a hefty price at the local brunch spot, but we’re in a giving mood today. Save your money for something “glammed out” or whatever.

Stranger Things

As many as 20 networks rejected the Duffer Brothers' Stranger Things series. CRACKED.COM One executive said they need to make it a kids show or have an adult character (Jim Hopper) be the main protagonist instead.

Freaks and Geeks

LINDA CARDELLINI KEPT HER CHARACTER'S ICONIC ARMY JACKET CRACKED.COM It's signed by the cast on the inside. It even survived a fire.

Swedish Words

Swedish FLIPPERFORÄLD literally pinball parent, a parent who gives their child a lot of freedom CRACKED.COM

John Wick: Chapter 2

Peter Stormare just kind of stumbled into a role in John Wick: Chapter 2. Не was hanging out with Keanu Reeves and, since he was a fan of the first movie, he asked Reeves What can I do? The rest is movie history. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM

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The Great Depression

In the Great Depression, newspapers used by the homeless for warmth were called Hoover Blankets. It wasn't the only jab at the President, including calling empty, turned-out pockets Hoover flags. CRACKED.COM

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Edward Scissorhands

The lead role in Edward Scissorhands was originally offered to Tom Cruise. CRACKED.COM Cruise declined because he wanted a happier ending. Tom Hanks, Gary Oldman, Jim Carrey, John Cusack, William Hurt, Robert Downy Jr., and Michael Jackson had all been considered.

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Corpse Discoveries

Baffling Corpse Discoveries 20 YEARS LATER, IN A SECRET ROOM In late 1973, a 73-year-old man disappeared without a trace. By 1991, his house had gone through several owners. Exterminators were called over a termite infestation in the crawlspace, and while checking it out they found a very small secret room. There, the man's skeleton was found with a self-inflicted shot to the head. Got questions? Get in line. CRACKED COM

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The Taxi Driver in West Virginia

CRACKED.COM A random taxi driver turned out to be the former governor of West Virginia. William С. Marland's forward-thinking policies couldn't overcome his failings as a politician or his alcoholism, and by 1960 he disappeared from public view. A couple years later, a Chicago journalist thought of fact-checking this cabbie's joke about being a former governor - and it turned out, it was Marland.

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The First Use of Green Screen

Historical Firsts in Practical Effects Hg1 Frank Williams: Grandfather 1916 of the green screen 5 Fig.2. 6 Williams' traveling matte system shot actors or vehicles against a black background and isolated them to be placed on other moving images. It could only work in black and white, but is a direct precursor of blue/green screen technology. CRACKED

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Octopuses

Octopuses get touchy-feely with each other when given MDMA. CRACKED.COM Octopuses are anti-so- cial towards other octo- puses by nature, but when given MDMA or ecstasy they are much more friendly and try to hug each other.

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Schindler’s List

steven spielberg refused a paycheck for schindler's List. The movie being a close and personal project for Spielberg, he refused to take a salary for it. His share of the profits went to the Shoah Foundation, a history archive for the Holocaust and other tragic events. GRACKED.COM

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Brian Dennehy

Brian Dennehy lied about his military service. CRACKED.COM He used to claim that he was wounded in Vietnam, a lie that's still often reported as truth

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