36 Artisan Bits of Trivia That’ll Cost You An Arm and A Leg Because We Just Described Them As ‘Artisan’
Classy little num nums for your peckish brain
As much as we dump on terrible marketing campaigns, we’ve learned a thing or two from some decent advertisers over the years. Sexy buzz words like “artisan” have helped all kinds of businesses up-charge us gullible Guses for decades now, so we took a little page out of their book.
Here’s a gussied-up plate of artisanal facts that would go for a hefty price at the local brunch spot, but we’re in a giving mood today. Save your money for something “glammed out” or whatever.
Stranger Things

Freaks and Geeks

Swedish Words

The Great Famine

Spleens

Game of Thrones

Japan

John Wick: Chapter 2

European Schools

Rabies Prevention

The Martian

The Great Depression

Superman

Edward Scissorhands

Prison Escapes

Corpse Discoveries

UFO Sightings

Paula Deen

The Taxi Driver in West Virginia

The First Use of Green Screen

Cats

Bamboo Armor

Taco Bell

Fight Club

Lady Bird

Source: Mental Floss
Octopuses

Schindler’s List

Source: /Film
Disney Being Terrible

Source: Dark Moments From Disney’s Past
Ritz Crackers

Groundhog Day

Cooking Steak

Eli Roth

Source: DreadCentral
Paul Walker

Peter Jackson

Hateful Eight

Brian Dennehy
