34 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, December 1, 2025

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34 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, December 1, 2025

Everyone is still talking about Rush Hour

It’s 2025, and the Rush Hour movie franchise is still up for debate. This might be because President Donald Trump has allegedly pressured Paramount to move forward with a fourth film.

But not everyone is a big fan of these films. Jackie Chan himself was one of the biggest critics. Back in 2007, he even published a blog entry trashing the then-recently released Rush Hour 3.

"When we finished filming, I felt very disappointed because it was a movie I didn't appreciate and I did not like the action scenes involved,” Chan wrote. A few years later, he continued criticizing the trilogy and said he was upset because he couldn’t make the films his own way.

The biggest issue behind his criticism is that Chan admitted he couldn’t fully understand American humor — but he accepted the roles anyway because of the huge paycheck. So we’ll have to wait and see if, by the fourth movie, he’s finally gotten used to it. And maybe — just maybe — another big paycheck will help.

To fully understand American humor, you have to take a deep dive on the Twitter timeline. Today’s funniest include cookies that look like burger patties, a nephew with zero emotional filter and raw chicken. 

s Hayloft @NotHayloftVEVO 19h ... How the f**k do you people survive daily life AshDHD @ash_dhd Nov 28 just ate 3 of these raw chickens in a sandwich cause i thought these mother f** kers were alr cooked Am i cooked chat M&S SUPER -FOOD- CRUMB BANGIN' BUTTER MILK CHICKEN TENDERS SUCCULENT MINI CHICKEN BREAST FILLETS IN A TASTY AND CRUNCHY BUTTERMILK COATING & TRUST SELECT BRITISH SHUYA British freezable chicken NEEDS COOKING USE BY Serves 2 half pack provides Energy Fat Saturates Sugars Salt 1290kJ 1.4g 15.6g 1.2g 0.95g 109kcal 22% 7% 155 of your Reference intake per 100g Energy 860kJ/206kcal
@shauseth .20h S ... shaurya JHRING why would you put your own face in the thumbnail when elon is next to you ??? FULL WT EPISODE ARE WE IN A SIMU TION? 1:54:14 Elon Musk: A Different Conversation w/ Nikhil Kamath |... Nikhil Kamath 196K views 3 hours ago 255 114 7.3K 358K
sam @blanks_sj_19h G ... this some S**t sza would pose in front of Redd and @ReddCinema 19h Looking for signs 21 1K 23K 236K
21. @Big_tagg23h G ... my brain stops working when i see this End & Accept Decline Hold & Accept Thine @upshine3 Nov 30 what is a random thing that gives you anxiety? 48 1K 6K 126K
Mara @wydmara .22h s ... thought they were burger patties JR @ResilienceX3 Nov 29 I made cookies 180 6.6K 99K 1.1M
@unniemara 21h ... my nephew found me crying in the kitchen. he wrapped his arms around me and whispered, is it because you're fat? now i'm crying for two reasons 411 3.5K 53K 1.2M
Ari @itunapizza 20h S ... HOW HAVE THE CARWASH PPL BROKE MY CAR AND CASUALLY PASSED THE LOGO TO ME ???? IM LITERALLY DYING 176 1.5K 68K dil 1.3M
@BALUCIAGA 19h s ... just applied again to a job that's already rejected me twice this year 317 145 4.7K 89K 742K
Andrews Steel @asteel2 13h G ... An ad for a millennial vitamin subscription service POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 13h Nick Jonas announces new album 'Sunday Best' out February 6. Sunday Best 29 799 31K 555K
PISCES A* S ... @myatheeoneee 7h i was so drunk one time i ordered my waffle house to waffle house 61 218 14K 98K
Meg @megannn_lynne . 15h ... ate a turkey sandwich so aggressively that i looked in the mirror an hour later & found lettuce in my hair. the most scrumptious barrette 17 299 9.3K 55K
s $lap @slvppy 13h ... stomach gon sound like quarters in a microwave dior t @deeore5 15h just ate a tuna sandwich with hot cheetos and had this drink on the side SNICKERS ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED ICED COFFEE By Victor Allen's V 13.7FL OZ (405mL) - 20 5.3K 233 62K
@ma1ybe 23h G ... IM LAUGHING why u text me 1 time a day like i'm a vitamin iMessage Pay t W e r u i q y o p 93 4.1K 57K del 622K
Boring_Business @BoringBiz_.1 12h S ... 6 years ago BNO BNO News @BNOFeed 13h NEWS 6 years ago today: A man in Wuhan, China starts feeling ill, becoming the first confirmed case of COVID-19 383 30K 272K 4.1M
blakeTS Ra @realf_inlegacy 22h ... the most unrealistic part of christmas movies isn't the existence of santa... it's that all these people have like a month off work with no interruptions 51 1K 23K 162K
Matt Turck @mattturck - 19h s ... Telling my kids BC stands for Before ChatGPT Sam Altman @sama . Nov 30, 2022 today we launched ChatGPT. try talking with it here: chat.openai.com 56 1K 8.5K 206K
solst/ICE of Astarte @IceSolst.22h s ... First touchscreen Mac AC Apple Cycle @theapplecycle Nov 29 M6 MacBook Pro The M6 MacBook Pro is coming next year with these what we know so far key features: 14.3 and 16.3 sizes Punch hole camera cutout... 105 2.1K 81K 4M
Feru @ferupity . 15h S ... N **** looks like a fake political candidate in GTA Pop Base @PopBase.Sep 9 Glen Powell channels political portraits in new photoshoot for GQ Magazine. 304 5.7K 128K del 2M
King Sukuna @King_Sukunaaa.23h ... what type of cartoonish a*s threat is this LM** 0000 y YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline Apr 5, 2024 President of Botswana thr3atens to send Germany 20,000 Elephants. 96 1.5K 28K 350K
Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel . 8h s ... (Sobbing) Another instant classic. Асуп @Acyn 13h Reporter: The NYT reported that you had a phone call with Maduro. Did you? Trump: I don't want to comment on it. The answer is yes. EXIT ESTINI KASP A 0:14 33 860 20K 532K
Greys Quotes s... @GreysAnatomyHD.19h Done that in season 13 someone needs to blow up that hospital POP Pop Crave @PopCrave 04/04/25 'Grey's Anatomy' has been renewed for Season 22. ODEV'O ....TO.N 14 165 3.7K del 36K
duck @ExtremeBlitz_..1 16h s ... his STAMINA is Unbelievable for any age. ExtremeBlitz 0:03 Grant Cardone @GrantCardone Nov 29 Just spent the evening with Trump @realDonaldTrump at Mara Lago - his STAMINA is Unbelievable for any age. 23 371 7.3K 89K
Champagne Mami. @_r_Dee - 17h ... I feel like we should all be off of work from Thanksgiving until the second week of January for a full reset 32 2.8K 19K 182K
vas (AI) @vasuman 15h s ... Little off-putting isn't it Generate a meme, using a well known template, but with your own words on it. The goal of the meme should be to be incredibly relevant to hyper recent times and should be both funny and poignant Show thinking Sure, here is the image: We're building Al that's To help solve the world's smarter than any human. biggest problems, right? adidas A To help solve the world's biggest problems, right? 59 2.4K 98K 152
Cons s @CaptainCons.2 20h ... Might be a good time to put your phone away and pay attention Ohio's Tate @BarstoolTate . 21h Update. Hands down the worst drive of my life. It might take me 7 hours to get back to get back to Chicago. x.com/barstooltate/s... 45 546 25K del 1M
21. @Big_tagg 23h ... we're single not orphans Saint @saint_cloudy· Nov 30 If you're single, who do you all have as your emergency contact? 109 5.6K 50K 723K
Blake @Arealmfngl 23h ... IRCHIV This lil boy in church coughed and said please lord I'm only 7 97 859 15K del 111K
t s ... @toshi0ps 22h Bro really thought HBO had a dragon on payroll Snax. @wydturan . 23h All this time I thought it was real 100 2.7K 54K 686K
@unniemara . 23h ... the little boy i babysit asked if i i had a boyfriend. i said not anymore. he said, same, i dumped mine. he is six. then he looked at his sister and said, don't talk to me, i'm healing. 18 157 4.2K 136K
john sturgis @sturgios 22h ... Just introduced our single woman friend who has two miniature dachshunds to our single man friend who also has two miniature dachshunds-and now I feel like the second male lead in a niche Christmas rom com 42 248 9.2K 57K
G ... @karthikponna19 21h Karthik Is it safe to charge a phone using laptop charger? - 12:59 PM 0% PRK home end Insert delete F10 F11 F12 + 0 = P [ enter ? shift pg del 2.1M 7.9K 308 1.2K
@TylerKing1367.21h G Tyler ... Ozempic finally hit the upside down ol!w spoilers!!! @MiwiTheClerWise Nov 30 Holy glow up put this man in drag 1 J 92 3.8K 39K
s ... Neil Renic @NC_Renic 12h 8:00am: this is going to be a massive day 3:00pm: COM PLEX TE YO  I LIKE THE IDEA OF NEVER DOING ANYTHING. -SADIE SINK ON STAYING NATURAL 33 5.3K 60K 591K
libby @evenstvr 15h ... i can't believe it's december already. this entire year has had me feeling like low opacity elrond and frodo 3 3.4K 18K del 164K

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