39 Random Bits of Trivia We’ve Trained to Eat Out of Our Palm and Roll Over When Instructed

Who’s a good fact? You’re a good little fact, aren’t you? Yes you are!
39 Random Bits of Trivia We’ve Trained to Eat Out of Our Palm and Roll Over When Instructed
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A show about a fact whisperer probably wouldn’t be as popular as that one about the dog whisperer. What was that show called again? We forget. 

It’s too bad, because we’re top-notch fact whisperers. Ugh! Why are none of our talents financially fruitful? We’re great at shadow puppets, and we can do a spot-on impression of the dad from Shelbyville on The Simpsons. We’re told that these would make for a terrible live show, so maybe we’ll stick with fact-whispering. It keeps us intellectually rich, and it feels good to offer you this charitable donation right here.

ChatGPT

CRACKED CHATGPT LEARNS FROM THE WORLD WITHOUT PERMISSION, AND NOW THE WORLD'S FIGHTING BACK. A class action lawsuit was taken against OpenAI, the people behind ChatGPT, for using stuff from the entire web to teach their Al language models without asking the people who made the content (i.e. just about everyone).

Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein wasn't interested in accepting his Nobel Prize. CRACKED.COM Не never received a Nobel Prize for relativity, and he did not attend his prize giving for services to theoretical physics. Не chose to contin- ue with a lecture tour of Ja- pan because he simply no longer valued it.

Lawrence of Arabia

Lawrence of Arabia is the story of a British army officer who leads a revolt. THE REALITY Arab countries were so revolted by the film that they banned it. The film portrayed Arab culture as vicious and brutal. For example, Prince Faisal (Alec Guinness) is a tribal chieftain, when he was actually an educated, cosmopolitan gentleman who served in the Turkish parliament. CRACKED.COM

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The Drug-Dealing Pastor

The drug dealing pastor. In 2012, Pastor Mark Derksen was arrested for selling heroin and meth to addicts that he was meant to counsel. He'd been on the DEA's watchlist for 2 years before they finally had enough evidence to raid his Arizona church. CRACKED

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John Simpson Kirkpatrick

CRACKED THE ANIMAL: Australian hero John Simpson Kirkpatrick used a small donkey to carry wounded WWI soldiers. THE PITCH: LIL' LUGGER: THE LIL' DONKEY WHO COULD His unnamed donkey's biopic would show his need to help without caring for recognition. Posthumously, he became affectionately known as Lil' Lugger.

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SNL

COMEDY DE NERD CRACKED.COM Gilda Radner Radner's talent was matched only by the tragedy of her untimely death at the age of 42 from ovarian cancer. She won the award for the later-to-be-retired Outstanding Individual Performance in A Variety Or Music Program in 1978.

Jamie Foxx: Hero

Jamie Foxx CRACKED.COM When he witnessed a car careen off the road and flip over multiple times, Foxx ran over and cut the driver out of his seatbelt, just before the car burst into flames. He told ABC News I'm not a hero - which sounds exactly like something a hero would say.

Daniel Browning Smith

THE MAN WHO HAS THE POWER OF FLEXIBILITY Daniel Browning Smith holds the Guinness World Record for most flexible person, with the ability to pass his entire body through an unstrung tennis racket. CRACKED.COM

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This Is Spinal Tap!

This Is Bipinlidl Ti A Spinal Tap side project was booed off of an NYC stage. The Folksmen were a fake folk band that the Spinal Tap boys came up with for an episode of SNL. They would occasionally open for Spinal Tap on tour, and the audience often

Pink Ribbon Barbie

PINK RIBBON wrer BARBIE HOW SHOWED GLAMOROUS CANCER CANCER CAN BE. In 2006, Mattel wanted to honor breast cancer survivors with their Pink Ribbon Barb

Voice Acting

Sarah Michelle Gellar is Seventh Sister. STAR WARS REBEILS Sarah Michelle Gellar might not be slaying vampires as Buffy anymore, but she still sates h

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