25 Times People Accidentally Uncovered Their Friends’ Dirty Little Secrets

‘Не has a camera turned towards his bed for when he brings girls home’
25 Times People Accidentally Uncovered Their Friends’ Dirty Little Secrets

Unfortunately, dubious family relationships aren’t exclusive to Ethel Cain songs, overplayed jokes about Alabama or the current season of The White Lotus.

One Redditor learned this the hard way when he accidentally found out that a friend was a lot closer to their sibling than they initially let on. “I found out that one of my friends and his brother watch porn together,” they disclosed. 

While some Redditors chimed in to refute the weirdness of this discovery, others took the opportunity to share the dirty little secrets they’ve become privy to against their will, including those involving piles of bloody trash, creepy video stashes and monkey-related Google searches.

username_redacted 13y ago Not a friend, but a teacher in high school. Не told me and couple of friends outside of class about how he came to wear dentures: Не was literally curb stomped for sleeping with another guy's girlfriend. That's horrible enough but the creepiest part was the nonchalant way he ended the story- It hurt like hell, but I got him back pretty good with a shotgun. o.0 Не ended up getting fired for picking up my friend out of his chair by the neck and choking him. Scary dude. Award Share 1.2K ...
 13y ago I had lost my friends' email address so I googled his name to see if | could find it right quick. Не turned up on the sex offenders website as a class 2 offender. Turned out that he diddled his 8 year old daughter and her friend a couple years before I met him. 1.8K Award Share ...
GilesCorey89 0 13y ago My buddy puts pictures of himself on Facebook posing with his attractive female cousin. If you didn't know they were related, you would think they're dating. I'm almost positive he wants people to think he has a girlfriend. When he gets comments like Who's the chick? He'll just reply with a winky face or something ambiguous. I know for a fact that the girl is his cousin. - 1.3K Award Share ... one_for_my_husband 13y ago Edited 13y ago My little brother does this. :/ edit: NOT WITH ME, with our cousin! 554 Award Share ...
itistherabbit84 13y ago I used to do some house/pet-sitting for some friends of the family twice a year when they went on vacation. Immaculate house, very nice people. The last time I did it (about two years ago), while flushing the master bathroom toilet about an hour before they got back, realized the chain had come loose. I lift the lid, and notice a large Zip-Lock bag taped to the back of the toilet. The contents: about a quarter of primo marijuana, a pipe, a vibrator, anal beads, a couple of cock rings, a flash drive (did not investigate), and
Simply_Ood 13y ago I had gone over my friends house a few times and I always notice this strong smell coming from her room. | just figured that's how her room always smelt and just brushed it off. One day we had walked into the room and there was this drawer left open. To my surprise.... She had been keeping all of her old and used tampons and pads. Her reply was I'm never bothered to throw them out. 1K Award Share ... WolfAtTheDoor9 13y ago I'm done, no more load more comments. 699 Award Share ...
MangerDesCravates 13y ago | introduced a friend to Reddit a few months back, and a situation falling into this category arose. We were using her laptop when she went to type something in the search bar. Well, while it was blank it began to form a little list of her previous search queries on different sites before she typed anything in. Some of the things that popped up included: Fuck me hard Hentai, Shit Sucking Hotness, and one that I believe will be forever impossible to unsee Cum Guzzling Orangutan. We just sat there in silence for a few seconds
Dolgthvari 13y ago Not a friend per se, but a teacher I became close to. Anyways, about 5-ish years ago, a highschool kid in my town brutally murdered a little boy on a path in their neighborhood. Не stabbed him to death and was convicted and went through the justice system. A couple years later, I have this awesome geometry teacher in highschool. She was super cool, and I really loved her class and talked to her every now and then outside of school. One thing I noticed though, was that she would randomly not show up a lot through
Offensive_Username2 13y ago Friend's uncle sold illegal weapons for the serbian mafia. When he was ten he found out because he almost opened a fake-wall door and his dad came over and slapped him. Later his father told him what his uncle had behind the wall and why. 1K Award Share ...  13y ago If a ten-year-old can find a fake wall door, so can the police. 1.2K Award Share ...
InferiousX 13y ago A friend of my best friend in middle school apparently used to come over to my friends house and just randomly masturbate....right in front of our mutual friend. Не would get scolded then it wouldn't happen for a couple of weeks. Inevitably, it would happen again and he would have to get yelled at again and be told to put it away. I could never look the dude in the face any time the three of us hung out after that. 820 Award Share ...
nevermore90038 13y ago I suspect that a friend of mine has a separate personality. I've witnessed it 5 times. He'll talk in a different voice, act very aggressive, and refers to gay men as faggots. (Something he never does otherwise.) I refer to his other personality as Big Homo. 638 Award Share ... derptyherp 13y ago Get Big Homo to do an AMA. 153 Award Share ...
steez101 13y ago Not creepy per se, but | found out a former co-worker's modeling was actually gay porn. My roommate at the time did a search with his porn name which was different than his given name, and, sure enough, there he was with a cock in his mouth. Не still doesn't know I know. 973 Award Share ...
 . 13y ago Edited 13y ago A coworker I was friends with dropped some knowledge about my genealogy in a random drunk conversation, I never talk about my parents or their history to anyone so I questioned him about it, from what I could gather he does background checks on everyone he knows. Edit: forgot about this one too: did martial arts with this dude, one day he stops coming in, a few weeks later read a newspaper article about him getting caught serially molesting kids. 271 Award Share ...
 13y ago I caught my childhood best friend making out with my sparring dummy when we were 12-13. She had done it so many times there was glitter permanently stuck to his mouth. 174 Award Share ...
space_monkey420 13y ago Edited 13y ago i found a USB stick at our school's lounge, so i took it and wanted to keep it t - because it was 32gb! -- turns out it belonged to one of my friends...i really was going to return it since i knew the guy, but then i found hundreds of photos of one of our friends that he saved from facebook. screencaps of all her status messages and saved files from all their conversations... i know for a fact that the chick told me that shes getting weirded out by how clingy and dependent our guy friend was
 13y ago Не video records every single girl he has sex with (without telling them.) Не has a camera turned towards his bed for when he brings girls home. Не has just tons of videos on his computer, | keep telling him its fucking creepy. 1.5K Award Share ... aliwynn 13y ago Mac? Is your friend named Dennis? 1K Award Share ...
throw6421 13y ago III give my personal creepy story on this throw away. I once had an ex who I was really attached to still. she didn't feel the same way and cut all ties to me. We both went to different colleges so I never heard from her but I saw on her facebook that she had taken a trip to a city quite far away with some college friends, her friends had pictures of them doing tourist type things. The weekend after she was back(not in the same place as me, but not on vacation anymore. Im not
japanairkicked 13y ago During 8th grade, my friend carved his initials and the initials of his crush into the back of his hand. I noticed it when we were making up a secret handshake, but he had been trying to hide it for a really long time. I have no idea why he thought that was a good idea, but he was dangerously obsessed with her. 164 Award Share ...
Sanskrit_Typo 13y ago My friend not only lies about being in the Army, he lies about getting a purple heart for being stabbed. What kind of creepy attention whore does that? 248 Award Share ...
unicornslayer03 . 13y ago Me and 3 of my friends (all females) decided to go up to one of our friends grandparents for a week together this past summer. We were all sleeping together in the same room, and this room was so fucking hot. Like insanely muggy disgusting weather. So I decided to sleep in my underwear, and thought nothing of it. The next day we went to a park and were taking photos, I asked to see one of my friends phone to see the photos she took, and I'm scrolling through and I came across about 5
yelloworangemoose 13y ago Was using a female friend's phone. She asked me to download a Scrabble app. Opened App Store. It automatically went to the last page it was on: SEX VIBRATING PHONE APP. 1.6K Award Share ... headoverheals 13y ago I hope you washed your hands immediately afterwards. 1.2K Award Share ...
Skyguy95 . 13y ago Edited 13y ago I found out that one of my friends and his brother watch porn together. Together Edit: Ok, so apparently, it isn't too uncommon to masturbate with friends, roommates, brothers, cousins, aunts or uncles! What the fuck, Reddit. 1.1K Award Share ...
Hypothetikal 13y ago My friend jacks off to pictures of his Facebook friends. Then I found out that apparently is a common thing. Kinda creeps me out, really. - 898 Award Share ...
 13y ago A flash video of a girl from our schools face photoshopped on to various naked women. There was a moaning audio clip and an rnb song in the background. 795 Award Share ...
PinkyAndTheBrian 13y ago | borrowed a laptop from my friend because mine was broken. His My Downloads folder was filled with copies of 8 Mile. 542 Award Share ...
thelovepirate 13y ago One of my old friends used to go around and take pictures of women's feet, in high school. If they were wearing sandals or flip flops, he would try and secretly snap a picture. By the end of the year, he had over 400 photos. 1.1K Award Share ...

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