26 Stupid Things People Said With Complete Conviction

‘If you don’t have a social security number, laws don’t apply to you’
26 Stupid Things People Said With Complete Conviction

I feel like there’s a nonsensical sort of surprise always attributed to how confident deeply wrong people are in their opinions and “facts.” But I don’t think it necessarily needs to go as deep as labeling everything the Dunning-Kruger effect, or doing mental studies. It’s a pretty natural progression, as somebody who has no interest in learning anything new, well, doesn’t.

How that plays out is a person chock-full of inaccuracies and complete fabrications, who is dead-set on every one of them being completely true because that’s what they heard. Who are friendsscientists or data, to tell them otherwise? Getting trapped in a conversation with these people is usually first entertaining, then infuriating. 

Since Redditors have been kind enough to share the following tales of someone fully confident in their stupidity, this is a journey you can go on through someone else, with much less aggravation. 

PahoojyMan . 1y ago Two people can breathe underwater forever if they have a hose. The first person breathes in while the second breathes out, then the first person breathes out and the second person breathes in etc. 2.6K ...
FrankieMint 1y ago She said If you are dream about falling and you hit the ground in your sleep you'll actually die. It's been proven. | said If you die in your sleep, how can anyone know what you were dreaming? Ruined a favorite story of hers. Sorry. 7.9K ...
 1y ago From a coworker: If you don't have a social security number then the government can't do anything to you | asked if that meant, if I didn't have an SSN then | could just go kill someone on the street and the government couldn't arrest me. Yep, he said, if you don't have an SSN then they can't enforce any laws on you 4K ...
Reflection_Secure . 1y ago A former coworker insisted that the body believes the ears are injuries, and we are all constantly trying to heal our own ears closed. The only thing keeping them open, you ask? Ear wax We worked in healthcare. 517 ...
Dragonborn83196 1y ago A girl | worked with was convinced that every single mythological creature was real. I'll never forget one of her claims. Think about it, every movie you done seen all those creatures and aliens and shit, all that's real. Someone has to have actually seen it to come up with that! Apparently there's no such thing as the human imagination to her. So yes, transformers are real, Godzilla is real, Independence Day is real. This was a 20 year old that said all of this. 806 ...
 1y ago Cars? They don't have cars. They have donkeys or walk to their huts 40'year old Black women talking to me about Africa. She refused to believe me (who had been to Kenya) that there are cities and people have cars. Even after showing her pic and explaining Africa has normal stuff just like the west. She refused to believe it or the internet. 2.5K ...
sunbearimon 1y ago That the speed of light wasn't like an actual number, it was just a figure of speech 1.9K ...
tricksterloki 1y ago Pineapples aren't real. They're entirely manmade and do not exist in nature. 1K ...
lyingintheleaves 1y ago My dad was experiencing end stage renal failure (was on dialysis at the time and has since had a transplant). My best friends boyfriend at the time looked at me dead in the eye and said he could reverse his condition with a vegan diet and that the only important organ in the body was the skin, so as long as you take good care of your skin, your other organs will function properly. Mind you, by the time my dad got on dialysis his kidneys were functioning at 11% and his SKIN WAS JUST FINE. 2.1K
dilapidatedfungus 1y ago I'm a dental hygienist. We had a patient come in with terrible teeth. They thought toothpaste caused cancer. 1.2K ...
sequoia_summers 1y ago That women don't burp or fart, because only men have (the ability to pass) gas. Spoiler alert: he was horrified when I burped in front of him. - 498 ...
Aromatic_Ad5473 1y ago My grandmother believed if you laid in the sun, while on your period, the blood would cook inside your body and never come out 240 ...
ryguy28896 1y ago Girl I was talking to, with complete seriousness, tried telling me that the testosterone produced in women's bodies was structurally different than the testosterone produced in men. If it was structurally different, then it wouldn't be testosterone, it'd be a different hormone. 956 ...
 1y ago Edited 1y ago My cousin --a city boy who's never been around farm animals - o nce told me that only human women feel pain from childbirth (on account of punishment for original sin) and that | --a country gal who has seen many a farm animal give painful, difficult birth (as well as a mother who has experienced the same) -- was wrong in asserting that he was incorrect. 1.4K ...
 1y ago Wife's uncle was certain I didn't pay any taxes as a Federal employee. Не said it didn't make sense for the gov to pay me a salary derived from tax revenue only to then have me pay taxes back to the government. Yes that does make sense and it is exactly how it works. Even still he screamed at me at Thanksgiving one year. 547 ...
enigmatic-boom 1y ago I literally believed Elvis shat his spine out and that's how he died until | was 15 and realized that didn't make any sense. My older brother told me that when I was like five and I just took it and ran with it. 533 ...
IDontEvenCareBear . 1y ago If a bear is chasing you, start running around a tree because circles confuse bears. The bear will either get lost, or confused about who is chasing who and leave. 179 ...
aguywholikesclothes 1y ago We were watching the Olympics and a competitor from China was out-running everyone in his heat and my friend said Wow, that Chinese guy is fast! Someone overheard that, cleared their throat, and said, it's Asian-American. 486 ... Valeday 1y ago There's a reporter who referred to a black British man competing as an 'African American' and the guy proceeds to correct her but she didn't get it. 286 ...
Exystredofar 1y ago | was discussing nuances in recipes for some food and drink products with someone, and this random guy just chimes in saying how two different recipes of the same food or drink will always taste the same regardless of the ingredients used because It's the same end result either way and something along the lines of people who think they can taste flavor differences are insane because no one's sense of taste is that precise, etc. I think this guy just genuinely had a messed up sense of smell/taste, but he kept insisting he was right and
Rotchend 1y ago If circus animals were sad, they wouldnt do the show they are doing, they surely are happy God, my aunt's a critical thinking fail in herself. 110 ...
EkbyBjarnum 1y ago Worked with a guy who was adamant that evolution was fake. I pointed out human guided, sped up evolution- domesticated dogs and the often harmful breeding for certain attributes, seedless fruits and vegetables, that elephant tusks are getting smaller as the larger tusked specimens are killed for their ivory leaving smaller tusked ones as the main breeders- and even pointed out how in a small span of time we can see human evolution in average heights, shrinking pinky toes, and prevalence of certain eye and hair colours. His response was that's not evolution, that's genetics. Не refused
 1y ago A couple years ago when there was a solar eclipse, a lady complained that the planned eclipse party was inconveniently scheduled during the day, and could they please move it to that night so she would be able to attend. 222 ...
c-williams88 1y ago A friend of my ex's thought cats were venomous creatures. My ex had recently adopted a cat, and the three of us met up for dinner or something. We were talking about the cat and I mentioned that me and the cat were playing and she playfully bit me. My ex's friend, in all seriousness and genuine concern, was like Omg are you okay? Shouldn't you go to the doctor or something?? | was like, uhhh no? It's just a cat and it didn't even break skin. I'm used to this from the cats we had growing
mycatbeatsmetoo 1y ago I had someone tell me they had a very special rare cat because their pupils were like a vertical line instead of a circle.. Не thought it was a deformity 26 ...
Custardpaws 1y ago That the 2003 Texas chainsaw massacre remake was a 100% true account, that a murderous family in Texas named the Hewitts really existed, and that the found footage at the beginning was completely authentic 59 ...
alliecita410 1y ago That we set the clocks forwards and backwards so the birds don't get confused with their migration patterns 3.1K ...

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