36 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, March 24, 2025

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36 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, March 24, 2025

Boxing aficionados and college kids cooking in their dorm rooms have a reason to mourn together.

Two-time heavyweight champion, entrepreneur and electric grill namesake George Foreman died Friday at the age of 76. Sports fans mourned the legendary athlete, who defeated boxers like Joe Frazier during his storied career, while TV enthusiasts remembered one of Foreman’s more controversial endeavors: serving as a dose of much-needed charisma on Georgehis critically-panned 1993 sitcom

Foreman isn’t the only star whose presence boosted an otherwise mediocre TV program. In the mid-1980s, Lucille Ball starred as an unhoused woman in Stone Pillow, a made-for-TV film that elated audiences and bored critics. In a recently-unearthed interview, the actress revealed her intentions of fostering “care for the homeless,” with the movie, but reviewers took away a completely different message from the CBS flick. “You have to love Lucy a lot to sit through Stone Pillow. And even that may not be enough,” read the L.A. Times write-up of the 1985 film. 

Ball’s performance may have only garnered a few laughs, but there’s no shortage of hilarious tweets from this lovely Monday, the best of which include musings on diet soda budgeting, Bugs Bunny’s on-brand 9/11 experience and the classification of bamboo.

jewish brat @ajewishbrat. 19h when a guy has baby wipes by his toilet, like ok u a real shitter 26 388 8.1K del 212K
CROW @crowbrss 21h ... An everything shower??? U don't wash everything every time??? Travis @wydtravis_ 21h how i feel after an everything shower 1.1K 5.8K 117K del 6M
@MissSassbox 22h G ... Sassington, M.C. who wants to take a shower inside the bodega venus @babyopp_ Mar 22 Parody account 117 2.5K 46K 857K
vivi @headjulesbian.2 20h G ... Tweet Julian Casablancas @Casablancas_J Life getting better 9:54 a.m. 06/03/25 Twitter Web App This Tweet has been deleted. 3 1K 6K 90K
Ericka @NeonTravesty 13h G ... If I ever send you this picture just know that I found out that I did something terrible at a party and learned things about myself that I never should have #TheWhiteLotus 13 722 11K 275K ارار
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe 20h ... Imagine eating a grape the size of your whole body. What luxury Nature is Amazing с @AMAZINGNATURE Mar 23 Lil crab eating a grape 0:04 115 13K 201K del 3.6M
@oliviatheehye 13h G ... spent 1.5hrs making 15 minute shrimp pad thai recipe and it came out horrible GIF 50 2.3K 72K del 730K
ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate.9h G ... Marco Are you Polo f**king high 12 420 8.2K del 91K
@lousewife 1d incredible thrift store find today (R The Liver is Evil and must be punished 96 9,285 151K 2.5M
Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli 19h G ... Headlines From The Future The Sickos CBB Committee @SickosCBB . 19h WHAT A COMEBACK!! ARMY DEFEATS ELON!! Final Army 83 E Elon 78 31 2.7K 71K del 2M
@wearevibin Mar 23 ... 5 Sash @reallysash Mar 23 9-5 again tomorrow when will it end 269 9.6K 117K del 3.1M
meredith minkow @murrminks . 14h G ... Flea market finds. 00mg Freebour I don't Play Basketball... But I do have a magic johnson. 23 141 6.9K 244K ادار
cecilia @2coppertone 20h ... being in love is the best thing in the world and everything else is stupid. second to that is going to the beach 44 5.1K 31K del 573K
Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans . 6h ... To be is to do. -Socrates To do is to be. - Kant Do be do be do. - Scooby-Doo 58 247 2.9K 151K
slatt @slqttyo . . 21h G ... i thought she was in a microwave Minga @itsminga_ 21h My daughter loves to sleep with her butt in the air and it's the cutest thing 94 4.4K 80K 1.3M ارار
Megi @reaIsnowhite . 20h 0 ... Me all weekend after having too much fun 2.3K 19K del 288K
sarina @sariverse 19h G ... this is what it's like to sell something on facebook marketplace Candice started this chat View buyer profile Hello, is this still available? Message sent Candice is waiting for your response. MAR 22 AT 10:28 AM hi, yes Candice changed the theme to Pizza Change 29 1.2K 39K 507K
Corey Ryan Forrester First Of His Na... @CoreyRForrest... 12h ... There's a decent chance that we all died of Covid and this is hell 109 795 6K del 94K
G ... Wendigoon @Wendigoon8 13h Everytime I see this it's slightly lower res Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy Mar 23 That'll do it Wendigoon Follow @Wendigoon8 Our HP printer hasn't been working for a month and every manner of troubleshooting, resets, changing ink cartridges, didn't seem to work. After calling HP, they said the debit card on file had expired so they manually disabled our printer. In unrelated news, I'm now radicalized 186 1.1K 38K de 544K
the heart @Fredward3948576. 16h ... I'm well respected in the bug community, but unfortunately bugs don't live very long so in a month or two I'll have to earn the bug community's respect again 90 6.4K 77K del 1.1M
САМ @CAMREAPHER 12h O ... ? Press ons inspired by Chinese cigarette box 34 2.4K 21K del 285K
Axle G ... yumetwt! @ArminAxle 13h This cat just keeps getting better WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE ONLY HAS 3 TOES oreo & monkey @oreoeocat. Mar 21 Replying to @sleepawaycamp Bean factory had a shortage when monks was made! 4 251 5.5K del 61K
meatflavor.bsky.social @meatflavors . 22h G ... Cartoon Network Kandi :] C C mil A A R T O O R O o T N N K N TT W o R 21 1.3K 16K 127K
Miguel @thatdaffyduck 13h G ... The only thing more on-brand than Bugs Bunny surviving is the fact that Daffy didn't make it lol M1W (Marvel Rivals Arc) @AllMightyMayday Mar 23 Reminder that bugs bunny was inside the twin towers when they fell AND НЕ LIVED x.com/oldtoons_/stat... WARNER DI LIUHO 17 2.2K 35K del 700K
the weapon @sockthrowing7DX-23h G ... Is this good? Or bad AT DOG LTDOG DOG OG ANTES AD10700 ADULT DOC- ADULTDOG 214 1K 12K du 380K
WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme-10h G ... And....the streak has ended! It has been day(s) since | smacked someone for no reason. 8 116 3.3K del 57K
@AMENARTPOP 19h G ... Gaga Crave @morningliker So why is she facetiming him SAY CHEESE! @SaycheeseDGTL.5d Man who shot Lady Gaga's dog walker sentenced to 21 years in prison 18 1K 23K del 361K
The Sensitive Warrior @coffeetime33 - 21h ... asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her can i have more coffee? two minute later 28 2.2K 51K 814K
G ... expert youtube viewer @rinnyposting 17h bamboo. by technicalities it doesn't count meat joe black @slime_machine. Mar 22 found the stick to end all sticks 17 173 10K 151K
G ... Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung 22h so looking at it bro, we gotta go ahead and get it to at least 10,000 Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain 2 23h Looking over how much I spend on diet soda each month DISCOUNTS A/R MTD MTD FEE DEPOSIT FEES A/R 00 $ $ 102.00 102.00 $ B $ 11,371.75 $ 1,473.75 O $ $ 8,291.75 $'$ 6,818.00 7 $ 2,558.07 $ 20,849.82 $ $ 4,691.49 $ 25,541.31 $ $ 5,432.52 $ 30,973.83 $ $ 85,756.29 $ 116,730.12 $ $ 8,550.97 $ 125,281.09 $ $ 62,109.25 $ 187,390.34 $ $ 541.02 $ 54,102.00 $ 241,492.34 $ 541.02 $
Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites 20h ... Happy 4th anniversary to this messy queen and the time she disrupted 12% of global trade. MA EVERGREEN 15 593 7K del 91K
roxy demento @falseroxy 3h ... if you look into this you could probably find a pretty damning connection between actors  and theater kids alex lei @alexL_E_I 16h prestige TV has theater kid energy idk how to expand on this 3 135 2.1K del 44K
Dr. ر Walter Sparkey @hogsbreathvip82.17h G ... God forbid a man have hobbies AUSTRALIAN BORDER FORCE AMAN FORC i Sydney Sydney 'science nerd' may face jail for importing plutonium in bid to collect all elements of periodic table 116 535 6.1K 163K
freakbob @circusrat_ 15h butt ass naked is one of the best english phrases i think 31 3.1K 19K del 121K
paula @paularambles .22h G ... as a european in the US it is a rite of passage to go on a 45-minute walk next to a highway 71 70 2.9K 77K ادار
Vicky @vickytedije e.20h 0 ... J lived bitch 16 3.5K 35K 373K

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